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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Down the sawmill a guy comes in to apply for the tree-felling job advertised in the local paper. The foreman's impressed with the guy: big, burly bloke, arms like pistons, chest like the front of a Mack truck.

"All right," says the foreman, "show us what you can do."
The guy takes an axe in one hand and chops down a tree with one blow.

"Jesus," says the foreman, "that's cool, but can you do it again?"
So the guy walks across to a tree that's twice as thick and twice as high, and chops down that tree with two blows.

"That's amazing, you're hired, but what sort of prior experience have you got?"
"Well, I used to work in the Sahara Forest."
The foreman frowns. "You mean the Sahara Desert?"
"That's why I'm here."

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
(This post was last modified: 10-16-2017 09:56 PM by Paracelsus.)
10-16-2017 09:55 PM
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