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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
It's the year 1885 and Dr. Bertrand Jones has headed into the depths of the American Wild West; he wants to investigate the story he's had about an Indian chief who is said to have a prodigious memory.

So he finds the village with the chief, and discovers they already know English. Led to the chief, and wanting to test his memory, he asks the chief "What did you have for breakfast on the 15th of October in 1849?"
"Eggs," replies the chief, a grim look on his face, arms folded before him.

Thrilled, Dr Jones heads back to civilisation and spends a couple of years lecturing about this amazing man. He decides to head back to further investigate the chief. This time, of course, he's learned a little of the language and customs, and so when he walks up to the chief this time, he raises his right hand and says "HOW!"
"Scrambled," says the chief.


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A burglar breaks into a dark house. Suddenly he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
He assumes he's hearing things and keeps going around the house. Again, the voice: "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar turns on his light and finds a parrot in a cage. "Jesus is watching you," says the parrot.
The burglar smirks. "Talking parrot, is it? What's your name, pretty birdy?"
"My name is Moses," says the parrot.
The burglar laughs. "What kind of idiot names his parrot Moses?"
"Same kind of idiot who names his Doberman Jesus," says the parrot.

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
(This post was last modified: 10-21-2017 06:36 AM by Paracelsus.)
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