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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
The director had a thing for his hot secretary. She had a boyfriend. One day, he came to her with an indecent proposal:

Director: I'll give you 300€ if you have sex with me.
Secretary: No way.
D: Come on, I'll be fast. I'll drop the money on the floor, and by the time you pick up the money, I'll be done.
S: Hmmm. I'll ask my boyfriend.

Boyfriend: You should say yes, but ask for 500€. You just pick up the money quickly, he won't even have time to take down his trousers.

So...an hour later, the boyfriend calls her and asks..."hello my love, did you listen to my advice?"

Secretary: Yes, but the bastard paid with coins!
(This post was last modified: 10-24-2017 06:14 AM by Cation.)
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