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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
An extremely drunk man walks into a bar, and sits down on the bar stool and orders a drink.

Looking kind of confused he asks the bartender...."Hey buddy, have you ever seen a penguin this tall?" And he puts his hand about 2 feet off the ground.

The bartender replies, "Yeah i've seen penguins that tall sure."

Then the drunk man slurs, "Well have you ever seen a penguin THIS tall?" and he puts his hand about 3 feet off the ground waist high

The bartender replies, "I guess so, I think I saw one that big on a nature show once."

Then the drunk man asks once more, "Yeah but have you ever seen a penguin THIS TALL?" And the drunk man puts his hand about head level.

The bartender replies, "No, I don't think penguins get that tall my friend."

And the drunk man says, "Yeah I didn't think so either...must have been a Nun I ran over then."
(This post was last modified: 11-01-2017 03:22 PM by DamienCasanova.)
11-01-2017 02:50 PM
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