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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A cop pulls a brunette chick over for speeding. Comes up to the window and taps on glass. She rolls it down...

Cop: "License and registration miss"

She hands her license to him and when he looks at it in her picture she's blond

Cop: "Mam this doesn't look like you"

Chick: "Oh its me,Im naturally blonde but I dye my hair because I'm tired of all the dumb blonde jokes"

Cop just grins and starts to loosen his belt and unzip his pants. The chick sees him and

Chick :"Oh no!...Not another fucking breath test!"

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11-02-2017 12:22 AM
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