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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A couple get married in the 1940's and on the eve of their 10th wedding anniversary the wife asks her husband what he wants as an anniversary gift.

Husband "Well my love to be honest what Id really like is a blowjob"

Wife "Oh no honey. I cant do that"

Husband "Well why not?"

Wife "Because you wont respect me afterwards"

Husband "That's ridiculous..."

Wife "Nope. Not gonna happen because you wont respect me afterwards"

So he drops it and another 10 years go by

Husband "We've been married 20 years now. Can I please have a blowjob?"

Wife "No because you wont respect me afterward"

Husband begs but she wont relent, so again he lets it go.

So 30th anniversary, same thing, 40th same thing, still no blowjob.

Finally its their 50th anniversary:

Husband "Ok dear, we've been married nigh on 50 years. Ive been a good husband , we raised a family and you know I respect you. Can I please have a blowjob just once?!!!"

Wife "Well ok. I guess you deserve that and if you promise you ll respect me afterwards I'll do it ok?"

Husband all excited he finally going to get a blowjob

Husband "Yeah yeah ...of course"

So the go up to the bedroom, she pulls her false teeth out and gives the old man a blowjob. At the very moment he finishes the phone on the bedside table rings. The old man answers it

Husband "Hello?...wait one second". He hands the phone over to the old lady and says.

Husband: "Here...its for you CockSucker"

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11-17-2017 10:49 AM
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