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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Bernie, an old Jew who has spent many years in the clothing business, is retiring. His friend asks him: "What're you gonna do after you retire?"
He says: "I think I'll go down and join the New York Athletic Club"
They say: "Bernie, what are you crazy? They'll never let a Jew in there!"
And he says: "Well, I have my ways, I think I can get in"
Sure enough, after Bernie retires, he puts on a blue blazer with gold buttons, a pin striped shirt, red silk tie, Khaki Dockers, and boat shoes, and goes down to the New York Athletic Club to interview.
He gets taken into a sumptous room and a well dressed elegant man comes out to interview him. The man sits down opposite Bernie and says,
"Your name Sir?"
He says, "Ah yes, it's Bernard Throckmorten, the Third"
The interviewer writes it down,
"And what line of work are you in Sir?"
Bernie says: "Well yes, I'm retired now, but for many years I had a small boutique advertising agency on Park Avenue"
The interviewer writes that down, "Are you married, Sir?
Do you have children?"
"Yes my wife Mary does quite a bit of work for the Junior League, I have two children, Buffy and Chip. They will be matriculating this year at Harvard and Yale, respectively"
He says: "I see Sir, And your religion?"
"Ah yes, we're Goyim"
11-17-2017 10:52 PM
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