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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
You know you"re Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can"t afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can"t think of anyone you HAVEN"T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You"ve often uttered the phrase, "I love what you"ve done with your cave."

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You"ve ever had a crush on your neighbour"s goat.
11-24-2017 11:56 PM
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