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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A guy comes home to find his wife packing her suitcase. He says "Honey! What's wrong??".

She says "I'm leaving you! I just found out you're a PEDOPHILE!"

Guy says "Pedophile?! That's an awfully big word for a six year old..."


(02-27-2016 08:49 AM)Requiem Wrote:  
(02-27-2016 06:30 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(02-26-2016 09:18 PM)Fitzgerald Wrote:  How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?



Wipe your bloody penis on his teddy bear.

That's probably the worst thing I've ever read.

Challenge accepted:

What's the difference between a burger and a dead baby? You don't fuck the burger before you eat it.

Hitler meets Eichmann in heaven. Hitler says "Eichmann! Good to see you. But why didn't you say something, I could have baked you a kike."

How do you make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.


Top that, motherfuckers.
11-29-2017 11:26 PM
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