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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A Marine sniper is in Iraq and at the end of every day, he reports his final round count and kill count to the Colonel.

It's Sunday evening.

Marine: Sir, 6 terrorists spotted, 6 bullets fired, 6 dead terrorists.

Colonel: Good job, keep up the good work

It's Monday evening.

Marine: Sir, 9 terrorists spotted, 8 bullets fired, 9 terrorists killed.

Colonel: Heavens, how did you manage the two for one?

Marine: Two of them were eiffel towering a goat and lined up just right, sir.

Colonel: [laughs] Good job, Kyle. See you tomorrow.

It's Tuesday evening.

Marine: Sir, one terrorist spotted, zero bullets fired, zero terrorists killed.

Colonel: What the hell happened?

Marine: Well sir, I spotted him not too far away from me. I was lining up my shot when he spotted me by chance and ducked for cover as I was about to pull the trigger. Thinking on my feet to get him out of hiding I yelled, "Hey Fuck Osama Bin Laden!" He yelled back "Fuck your Hillary Clinton!".

I couldn't shoot him, sir.

I couldn't shoot a fellow Republican.

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(This post was last modified: 12-11-2017 04:18 PM by Geomann180.)
12-11-2017 04:13 PM
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