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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Tying the shoe over her groin area wth the laces , the girl ran down the road and found a service station.

The shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! We had an accident and my boyfriend's stuck!"

The guy at the service station takes one look at her and then at the shoe and said,

"Sorry Miss. There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

- Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example

"Leap, and the net will appear". John Burroughs

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2018 05:04 PM by PapayaTapper.)
02-24-2018 05:02 PM
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