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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A Jewish businessman decides to send his son to Israel to study Judaism to become a better Jew. His some comes back from the trip: "Dad, thank you for the trip it was awesome, I learned a lot, and I converted to Christianity."

The businessman is flabbergasted, and goes to his friend.
--Moshe, I sent my son to Israel to study Judaism but he became a Christian!
--Abram, how interesting that you come to me with this question--I sent my son on the same trip and he also returned a Christian! Let's go ask our rabbi.
--Rebe, we sent our sons to Israel to study Judaism but they became Christians!
--How interesting that you come to me with this question--I sent my son to Israel and he also returned a Christian! Let us pray.

Heavens open up, thunderous voice answers them:
--How interesting that you come to me with this question...

I am afraid that women appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters all the same. They love being dominated.
--Oscar Wilde
04-21-2018 05:33 PM
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