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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade – especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 – 35 she is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like parts of Eastern Europe. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70 they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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01-06-2019 05:21 AM
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