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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A young Latina woman is walking down the street when she sees a storefront full of neatly stacked dresses and other clothes. The sign on the window reads:

"Dresses $4!
T-shirts $2!
Yoga pants $2!"


Already salivating at the idea of reselling all these clothes to her Facebook friends, the young Latina enters the store.
"I'd like to buy 50 dresses, 100 t-shirts and 100 yoga pants please."
The shopkeeper stares at her for a moment, then asks:
"Is your name perhaps Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?"
"Yes, actually! How did you know? Did you see me on TV?"
"Because this is a dry cleaner."

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(This post was last modified: 01-06-2019 08:17 AM by Handsome Creepy Eel.)
01-06-2019 08:16 AM
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