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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Simon, an upper-middle-class Jew, had the privilege to send his son to Israel - as is the privilege of all upper-middle-class Jews. Upon return, his son came to him ecstatic.

“Son, you’re full of joy! What happened at kibbutz to bring such a change?”

“Father, I’ve been saved - I found the Son of God and converted to Christianity!” Of course, Simon was shocked, betrayed, and in anguish he sent his son away.

Walking down the street, he came across a few friends - both of whom were dour in their countenance.

“Ben, Shlomo, I have the most terrible news...”

“Your son is a Christian? So is my daughter now, and Ben’s boy...”

The three men were shaken, and knew right then to take this issue to their Rabbi. And when they came to the temple, they found him with a cloud over his head.

“Has your son returned from Israel?” They asked. “A Christian soul!” Now they were terrified. How had this happened?! After much deliberation Simon realized only G-d could give him an answer.

So that night, Simon knealt at the edge of his bed and cried to the Lord. “Oh Lord! What has happened? I sent my son to Jerusalem and he returned a Christian!”

The sky rumbled, and cracked with thunder, before a booming voice rang down, “You know what? The same thing happened to me!”
08-11-2019 06:14 PM
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