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I confess that this post had me tears, I thought it was so hilarious when I read it that I couldn't stop laughing for a really long time:

(07-07-2018 09:20 AM)pickupartistry123 Wrote:  i read on some forums online that guys would go to strip clubs weekly to intentionally cum from the lap dances. the guys would wear basketball shorts, no underwear, and slip a condom on their cock before going out. then while in the club they'd find the biggest booty stripper available. during the lap dance they would essentially dry fuck the girl reverse cowgirl position until they cum in the condom. i was thinking about this and this seems like pseudo-sex. it's not full on sex because there is no penetration, but essentially you are banging the girl because the motion is similar and the only thing separating your cock from her booty is very thin basketball shorts. the physical sensations obviously are not the same as fucking the girl (your cock isn't in her pussy), but you do get other sensations such as having her physical body on you, holding her waist, grabbing her ass a bit, etc. so with that being said does this all sound very stupid or would anyone do this?

I also confess to searching for the (banned) user's other posts and most of them were equally hilarious, because I'm pretty sure they were meant to be taken seriously and NOT at all troll posts. Some pretty funny stuff in there.

Even his username still makes me laugh, considering his posts.

I also confess to being disappointed that he got banned after that post above.
(This post was last modified: 07-22-2018 09:25 PM by Diop.)
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Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 07-21-2018, 05:43 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 07-21-2018, 05:44 PM
RE: Confession thread - Kona - 07-21-2018, 10:07 PM
RE: Confession thread - mikado - 07-21-2018, 09:30 PM
RE: Confession thread - ShotgunUppercuts - 07-22-2018, 12:49 AM
RE: Confession thread - Winston Wolfe - 07-22-2018, 01:37 AM
RE: Confession thread - CJ_W - 07-22-2018, 11:45 AM
RE: Confession thread - Mr. D - 07-22-2018, 12:13 PM
RE: Confession thread - RIslander - 07-22-2018, 02:29 PM
RE: Confession thread - Horus - 07-22-2018, 02:34 PM
RE: Confession thread - RIslander - 07-22-2018, 02:43 PM
RE: Confession thread - Diop - 07-22-2018 09:23 PM
RE: Confession thread - DJ-Matt - 07-23-2018, 09:45 AM
RE: Confession thread - debeguiled - 07-22-2018, 02:18 PM
RE: Confession thread - RIslander - 07-22-2018, 09:45 PM
RE: Confession thread - vinman - 07-23-2018, 07:23 AM
RE: Confession thread - Horus - 07-23-2018, 07:29 AM
RE: Confession thread - debeguiled - 07-23-2018, 10:07 AM
RE: Confession thread - Hypno - 07-25-2018, 05:04 AM
RE: Confession thread - Geomann180 - 07-24-2018, 08:21 AM
RE: Confession thread - balybary - 07-23-2018, 10:14 AM
RE: Confession thread - YoungBlade - 07-24-2018, 12:54 AM
RE: Confession thread - balybary - 07-24-2018, 01:29 AM
RE: Confession thread - MPD - 07-24-2018, 06:15 AM
RE: Confession thread - YoungBlade - 07-24-2018, 08:26 AM
RE: Confession thread - Suits - 07-24-2018, 08:38 AM
RE: Confession thread - ShotgunUppercuts - 07-24-2018, 06:35 PM
RE: Confession thread - Contagion - 07-24-2018, 11:52 PM
RE: Confession thread - Mikestar - 07-27-2018, 06:02 PM
RE: Confession thread - Tex Cruise - 08-01-2018, 03:25 AM
RE: Confession thread - ADEBISIGARANA - 08-02-2018, 12:50 PM
RE: Confession thread - Fortis - 08-02-2018, 01:00 PM
RE: Confession thread - choichoi - 08-03-2018, 01:40 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-21-2018, 06:03 PM
RE: Confession thread - flyinghorse - 09-21-2018, 08:17 PM
RE: Confession thread - Echovoid_52 - 09-21-2018, 09:27 PM
RE: Confession thread - trippin_squares - 09-21-2018, 09:43 PM
RE: Confession thread - Dulceácido - 09-21-2018, 09:57 PM
RE: Confession thread - exmormon - 09-22-2018, 12:39 AM
RE: Confession thread - torridon747 - 09-22-2018, 01:53 AM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 06:41 AM
RE: Confession thread - BeardedMastodon - 09-22-2018, 03:57 AM
RE: Confession thread - Saweeep - 09-22-2018, 04:43 AM
RE: Confession thread - USplayer642 - 09-22-2018, 08:48 AM
RE: Confession thread - torridon747 - 09-22-2018, 11:38 AM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 01:01 PM
RE: Confession thread - Zaza from Zazaland - 09-22-2018, 02:15 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 02:40 PM
RE: Confession thread - Dulceácido - 09-22-2018, 02:16 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 04:39 PM
RE: Confession thread - torridon747 - 09-22-2018, 04:52 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 04:55 PM
RE: Confession thread - Dulceácido - 09-22-2018, 04:57 PM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 09-22-2018, 05:03 PM
RE: Confession thread - blck - 10-15-2018, 03:56 AM
RE: Confession thread - lonewolf1992 - 10-15-2018, 07:19 AM
RE: Confession thread - Horus - 10-15-2018, 08:04 AM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 08-10-2019, 11:13 AM
RE: Confession thread - The Stronger Sex - 08-11-2019, 07:26 AM
RE: Confession thread - Vladimir Poontang - 12-17-2019, 06:51 PM

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