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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
(01-09-2019 10:35 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  Jeff Bezos is worth $127 billion. ... She didn't earn half that money.

On the other hand, neither did Jeff. Let's be real, that son of a bitch earned his money by dumping against just about every retail business in the US and the world.

The commencement of the "Long period of exploration and loving trial separation" will probably correlate very closely to when Jeff started lifting.

Quote:Kudos to Mrs Bezos, she bore him four children and kept her body in shape, staying attractive well into her middle age.

lolwut?

[Image: 2019.01.09bezos.JPG?itok=MUpAznNS]

Tell me again how she "bore" him four children. The two on the left are probably Jeff's since they seem to have the same unfortunate genetics as he does, but that kid on the right looks like it had the same father as the one in the middle. And there's no way she "raised" these four kids in the sense of ever having to wash a dirty kid's ass for herself or wash the kids' clothes, that's fucking maids doing all that. She's a "novelist", i.e. someone with a shitload of free time on her hands. And she asked him out.

Either way, this divorce is never going to court. Jeff would have to answer to the fact he's been found to have lied to Federal Courts in the past, that shit is gold for divorce lawyers.

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
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The Jeff Bezos thread - djk100 - 01-09-2019, 09:59 AM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Paracelsus - 01-09-2019 10:55 AM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - heavy - 01-09-2019, 01:00 PM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Enoch - 01-09-2019, 11:15 AM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Fen - 01-09-2019, 07:32 PM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Enoch - 01-09-2019, 12:11 PM
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Huey - 01-09-2019, 12:23 PM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Enoch - 01-09-2019, 03:29 PM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Roosh - 01-09-2019, 11:32 PM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - SeaFM - 01-11-2019, 12:18 PM
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - 911 - 01-14-2019, 01:27 AM
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RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - Enoch - 01-12-2019, 10:15 AM
RE: Jeff Bezos is getting divorced - cato - 01-13-2019, 02:32 PM
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