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RE: Handling aging
(03-22-2019 10:15 PM)uhriginal Wrote:  
(03-22-2019 02:14 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  
(03-22-2019 10:07 AM)uhriginal Wrote:  Don't drink alcohol or smoke cigs, they heavily dehydrate you and age your skin

Except Ole Death Whisper.

"Drink this...you'll live forever"

(This is from Fup, by Jim Dodge...it's the ultimate Redpill book. Just read it. You'll live 10 additional years just from that alone.)

Ok. Found a free epub file online.

Quote:Granddaddy Jake Santee has, after six and a half decades of riotous living, found the secret of immortality. It is in the distilling and drinking of Ol' Death Whisper, a moonshine recipe given to him by a dying Indian outside a gambling hall in Nevada City. Jake has never settled, he's been married three times, has one daughter he hasn't seen since she was a baby, followed the gold rush, made a fortune, lost it, made another, won some land which suits him well, but has spent most of his life an itinerant gambler, sometimes lucky, sometimes not. But something in that dying Indian's eyes and his promise of immortality held Jake's attention, and he took himself and the recipe back home to his dilapidated ranch. He hasn't moved since.

The whiskey helped him keep still. One hit of Ol' Death Whisper would drive most humans to their knees; two produced a mildy hallucinatory catatonia. His neighbours used it for tractor fuel, blowing stumps, and, diluted by a drop to a pint of water, as a treatment for almost anything that ailed their stock, from scours to lungworm.
03-23-2019 12:41 AM
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Handling aging - flyinghorse - 03-22-2019, 05:06 AM
RE: Ageing - sterlingarcher - 03-22-2019, 05:47 AM
RE: Ageing - Windom Earle - 03-22-2019, 06:28 AM
RE: Ageing - Isaac Jordan - 03-22-2019, 08:21 AM
RE: Handling aging - PUA_Rachacha - 03-22-2019, 08:46 AM
RE: Handling aging - Valentine - 03-22-2019, 02:37 PM
RE: Handling aging - MrLemon - 03-22-2019, 03:08 PM
RE: Ageing - Bananaman711 - 03-22-2019, 08:29 AM
RE: Handling aging - Vladimir Poontang - 03-22-2019, 08:41 AM
RE: Handling aging - uhriginal - 03-22-2019, 10:07 AM
RE: Handling aging - MrLemon - 03-22-2019, 02:14 PM
RE: Handling aging - uhriginal - 03-22-2019, 10:15 PM
RE: Handling aging - MrLemon - 03-23-2019 12:41 AM
RE: Handling aging - JiggyLordJr - 08-08-2019, 12:43 PM
RE: Handling aging - scotian - 03-22-2019, 02:33 PM
RE: Handling aging - luigi - 03-23-2019, 04:33 AM
RE: Handling aging - Bananaman711 - 03-23-2019, 07:55 AM
RE: Handling aging - BBinger - 03-23-2019, 12:33 PM
RE: Handling aging - scotian - 03-23-2019, 11:50 AM
RE: Handling aging - Polniy_Sostav - 08-03-2019, 12:19 PM
RE: Handling aging - Bananaman711 - 03-22-2019, 03:14 PM
RE: Handling aging - MikeS - 03-22-2019, 06:35 PM
RE: Handling aging - benopolis - 03-23-2019, 01:23 AM
RE: Handling aging - monsquid - 03-22-2019, 05:24 PM
RE: Handling aging - flyinghorse - 03-22-2019, 07:08 PM
RE: Handling aging - Alpone - 03-23-2019, 12:07 AM
RE: Handling aging - Bananaman711 - 03-23-2019, 12:27 AM
RE: Handling aging - Sidney Crosby - 03-23-2019, 12:49 AM
RE: Handling aging - No More Mr. Soy Boy - 03-23-2019, 08:40 AM
RE: Handling aging - flyinghorse - 03-24-2019, 06:59 AM
RE: Handling aging - Mig Picante - 03-24-2019, 07:07 AM
RE: Handling aging - Repo - 03-24-2019, 12:06 PM
RE: Handling aging - John Dodds - 08-03-2019, 11:59 PM
RE: Handling aging - Polniy_Sostav - 08-08-2019, 09:10 AM
RE: Handling aging - RawGod - 08-08-2019, 01:49 PM
RE: Handling aging - John Dodds - 08-09-2019, 02:31 AM
RE: Handling aging - sonofshemp - 08-04-2019, 07:53 AM
RE: Handling aging - Vincent Chase - 08-04-2019, 12:01 PM
RE: Handling aging - Kid Twist - 08-04-2019, 06:24 PM
RE: Handling aging - Polniy_Sostav - 08-08-2019, 09:15 AM
RE: Handling aging - Zagor - 08-05-2019, 09:18 AM
RE: Handling aging - doc holliday - 08-05-2019, 01:28 PM
RE: Handling aging - Donfitz007 - 08-05-2019, 09:33 AM
RE: Handling aging - Polniy_Sostav - 08-08-2019, 09:19 AM
RE: Handling aging - JiggyLordJr - 08-08-2019, 12:49 PM
RE: Handling aging - monsquid - 08-05-2019, 09:57 AM
RE: Handling aging - sonofshemp - 08-05-2019, 12:33 PM
RE: Handling aging - Kid Twist - 08-07-2019, 10:09 PM

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