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Game Can't Help This Guy
02-22-2012 05:09 PM
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(02-22-2012 05:09 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-1001...ce=message


God that guy must only have like a 2 in penis. I got to say I feel bad for any man under 5 ft tall, it's got to make getting laid almost impossible, unless you can meet a woman who is a midget.
02-22-2012 05:14 PM
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(02-22-2012 05:14 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  
(02-22-2012 05:09 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-1001...ce=message


God that guy must only have like a 2 in penis. I got to say I feel bad for any man under 5 ft tall, it's got to make getting laid almost impossible, unless you can meet a woman who is a midget.

Even worse, midget girls want normal sized guys. I was friends with midget actress who is this cute little blond and she was always denying other midget guys.

I feel really bad for those people in general....

Disclaimer; no I did not bang her. I used to joke about how I'd like to bang a midget girl but when I met one through mutual friends in L.A. at a party there was no way I could do that....
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02-22-2012 05:21 PM
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Just from that pic I'm not even sure he could rub one out himself.... thats gotta suck. There's always hookers

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02-22-2012 06:42 PM
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(02-22-2012 05:14 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  
(02-22-2012 05:09 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-1001...ce=message


God that guy must only have like a 2 in penis. I got to say I feel bad for any man under 5 ft tall, it's got to make getting laid almost impossible, unless you can meet a woman who is a midget.

Are people under 5 ft considered midgets? Or is it 4 ft?
(This post was last modified: 02-22-2012 07:01 PM by bengalltigerr.)
02-22-2012 07:00 PM
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You never know. That title of being world's shortest is a crumb of DHV. Game could help him leverage that with random novelty seekers.

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02-22-2012 07:14 PM
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I believe any height under 4'9 is considered a midget. I have a family friend whose 4'9 and had near DD's. She had to get breast augmentation surgery.


Too bad the Internet wasn't around in his 20's and 30's, he could have been a very popular porn star in the super midget niche.
02-22-2012 07:26 PM
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(02-22-2012 07:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  You never know. That title of being world's shortest is a crumb of DHV. Game could help him leverage that with random novelty seekers.

Yeah. I remember that one midget from Austin Powers pulling a lot of chicks back in the day.
02-22-2012 07:34 PM
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It's funny how we all feel so sorry for him.

The man is over 70 years old. Looks like he has lived/is living a full life.

Meanwhile it's almost every day I hear about stories where perfectly able bodied, healthy men are in the depths of despair because their lame girlfriend/wife dumped/cheated on them. Hell, there are plenty of men who have killed themselves because of rejection.
02-22-2012 08:08 PM
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(02-22-2012 07:26 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  I believe any height under 4'9 is considered a midget. I have a family friend whose 4'9 and had near DD's. She had to get breast augmentation surgery.

Too bad the Internet wasn't around in his 20's and 30's, he could have been a very popular porn star in the super midget niche.

Dwarfism is commonly defined in the USA as anything under 4'10".

This definition is problematic since it assumes western height standards. Go to a place like the Philippines (where the actual average height for a woman is 4'11") and that height would be unremarkable. This is the case in many parts of Asia, Latin America and even Africa, where average heights are several inches lower than they are in the west.

Speaking of porn, here's an example of a Thai female "dwarf" pornstar (she claims to be only 4'5"-actual height is closer to 4'7" I believe). Not safe for work:

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02-22-2012 09:33 PM
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(02-22-2012 08:08 PM)Carl Sagan Wrote:  there are plenty of men who have killed themselves because of rejection.

I can't remember which Roissy article it was, but there was one line in there that stuck with me: "Game can save lives." I truly believe it.

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02-23-2012 12:41 AM
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(02-22-2012 07:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  You never know. That title of being world's shortest is a crumb of DHV. Game could help him leverage that with random novelty seekers.

Yeah, I'd say his only hope is to find some girl with a weird fetish or who's willing to do it "for the story." Unfortunately that kind of behavior is much less common among women than men, but it's probably not impossible.
02-23-2012 12:49 AM
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Poor little dude. I'd switch bodies with him for a few months and then come up with a "world's shortest man game" data sheet.
02-23-2012 12:52 AM
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http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/20...oon-photos

this will make you feel kind of ashamed.............
02-23-2012 05:34 AM
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(02-23-2012 05:34 AM)Sebastian Wrote:  http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/20...oon-photos

this will make you feel kind of ashamed.............

I dont feel ashamed, but I do have a few "mechanical" questions I want answered

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02-23-2012 04:13 PM
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Maybe he should hook up with that girl from OK cupid who had half a body.
02-23-2012 04:29 PM
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(02-23-2012 04:29 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Maybe he should hook up with that girl from OK cupid who had half a body.
Hahaha!!
02-23-2012 04:58 PM
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If he got into movies, he'd get ass. Most famous dwarves get ass, because Hollywood is full of freaky chicks that are willing to do anyone that's even a little famous.

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02-23-2012 07:50 PM
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(02-23-2012 04:29 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Maybe he should hook up with that girl from OK cupid who had half a body.

Haha! Thinking like a true player: remembering all opportunities.

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02-24-2012 01:18 PM
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(02-23-2012 07:50 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  If he got into movies, he'd get ass. Most famous dwarves get ass, because Hollywood is full of freaky chicks that are willing to do anyone that's even a little famous.

Haha so that Dwarf from Game of thrones is pulling regularly ... he is a good actor..

Chicks need to be on rotation like a Netflix queue
02-25-2012 11:26 PM
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