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(04-13-2012 02:04 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'm proud of people who have fought cancer and recovered

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(04-13-2012 02:06 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Is there any harm in leaving links to these profiles? Smile

It's tempting, since it would invariably produce other entertaining trolling screen-caps. Hmm.

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"Recently met a super awesome person who is occupying my heart and brain in a pretty substantial but unofficial way, so I've largely stopped investing myself in OkCupid. If I'm not responding to your messages, this is why.
Friends and platonic cuddle-buddies are always great though! Smile"

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I don't actually identify as 'bisexual' as this implies that there are only two genders. If I had to pick a label it'd be 'pansexual', but I don't particularly like that one cause it makes me think of having sex with kitchenware. 'Queer' is good but it's pretty vague. As a good friend of mine once said, "People's is just hawt!" That's pretty much my orientation right there.

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So, what are these other genders she's talking about? These types of women like to spend their time thinking about the most useless things.
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The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.
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(04-13-2012 06:31 PM)houston Wrote:  The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.

Pansexual is defined as being "Gender Blind"...It's the same thing as bisexuality, except that they only see a hot person, not a hot chick or hot guy. It's incredibly stupid. And yes, I agree, these girls try extremely hard to appear unique. Makes me want to vomit.
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(04-13-2012 06:31 PM)houston Wrote:  The fuck is pansexual? -_- these girls try soooooo hard to be different and unique.

That's the thing: it's not original. It's a new euphemism for slutty freak that a lot of these chicks are copying from each other.

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I interpret "Pansexual" as "open to having sex with animals", it's the only logical conclusion!
Among other ridiculous things, I've seen "sapiosexual" and "macrosexual" bandied about as well.

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Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.
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(04-13-2012 06:58 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.

Nice job. I've had OKC dates where the chick turned out to not be fuckable, and I try to cut it off quickly once I decide I don't want to bang but I've been guilty of wasting time humoring them so they don't feel bad, especially if they're sweet and nice but just unfortunately unattractive. You've inspired me to not give a fuck next time.
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(04-13-2012 06:58 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Posted as an attachment so I can remove it without mod intervention. I wrote that.

Nice job. I've had OKC dates where the chick turned out to not be fuckable, and I try to cut it off quickly once I decide I don't want to bang but I've been guilty of wasting time humoring them so they don't feel bad, especially if they're sweet and nice but just unfortunately unattractive. You've inspired me to not give a fuck next time.

I feel like such a bitch after reading that story. I just barrel through. From my online experiences, I've run into a couple of secret fatties (one used old pictures from when she was legitimately hot) and a girl who had what appeared to have been second-degree burns over a large part of her body. They were healed, but left behind a papery, flakey appearance and feel to the skin. Imagine if you put school glue all over a part of the body and let it harden. I thought I noticed it right when we got to the venue, on her rather plump and nice tits, but kept gaming. In two of those cases--including the (literally) flakey girl--I still brought them back to the pad and went hard for the bang. The fatty was totally DTF, but held out because I know she knew I wouldn't call back (I didn't). If I'd hit her up once more, I woulda taxed.

I went for the bang on the flakey girl because I figured we'd both get something we wanted. I suspected she hadn't gotten much dick since whatever happened to her happened. And, I'd get the notch. She was pretty insistent on not banging, saying, "I'm not fucking you tonight." Instead, she gave me a rough, painful BJ.

I felt empty and horrible afterward and was like, "Tuthmosis, you have standards. You must start respecting them. You don't even know what the fuck that was. It could have been a disease." She left behind a puddle of visible skin flakes on my bed I had to vacuum up. I straightened out my act after that. I never caught anything, so concluded my first instinct was right: it was some sort of tragic accident.

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Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

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Basil - good job player. I'm a nice guy deep down and will at least chill with an ugly girl if I can't really see the pictures online. Why should we waste our time when girls flake on us all the time with no remorse at all. You get an extra gift for refusing to give any money. Your post has inspired me

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Thanks for all the love Gay

(04-15-2012 01:45 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

I did ask her why she didn't post a photo, and she said "it's just weird to post your photo online on a dating site." Lo and behold, I looked at my OKC inbox, and saw that she now has a *real* picture up. Bitch learned her lesson. I'm officially a Life Coach now. Evan Marc Katz better recognize.
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A story in pictures and captions.

(Captions are hers, needless to say. Note the progression in dates.)

   

   

   

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Shit Tuth, that might be the worst one yet. She's got a strong nose, but in the first picture, her hair draws your eyes away from it, and she looks like a sweet cute girl.

Part of the problem with OKC is that it's flooded with chicks in Stage II and III of that progression. I wonder why they don't sign up when they're in Stage I, hmmm...

Tuth, under your tutelage I was instructing some female cousins of mine to never let their friends cut their hair short, and if they did, not to bullshit them that "you really pull it off." At first my cousins were hating on me for it, but as I got into it, they had that knowing laugh, as in, "haha fuck he's right, we do lie through our teeth to our friends, telling them they look cute when they don't."
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I'm telling you: it's a fucking epidemic.

   

   

   

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They look hideous with short hair.
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(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

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(04-16-2012 12:46 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

EVERY chick I've seen with the hair color below is a total bull dyke or feminist. It's just one of those things. You don't dye your hair wine red unless you hate men.

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(04-16-2012 01:11 AM)basilransom Wrote:  
(04-16-2012 12:46 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(04-16-2012 12:42 AM)houston Wrote:  They look hideous with short hair.

What's crazy is that, to make matters even worse, so many of them also dye it that cheap-prostitute-shade of red. What the fuck is up with these chicks?

EVERY chick I've seen with the hair color below is a total bull dyke or feminist. It's just one of those things. You don't dye your hair wine red unless you hate men.

[Image: sharon_osbourne_151759262.jpg]

It's more like they envy men and hate themselves for not being born one.
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(04-15-2012 02:55 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Thanks for all the love Gay

(04-15-2012 01:45 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Chicks not posting pictures, or posting pics that are blurry, or showing them at a distance has always resulted in disappointment for me. You can also tell when a pic is kind of old. I don't add or try to communicate with chicks that are obviously trying to hide themselves that way. I actually have more respect for fatties that come right out and say "I'm a BBW, if you don't like that move on." Fuglies know they're fugly. Any chick that's okay with her looks will post decent pics and let you see what you're getting.

I did ask her why she didn't post a photo, and she said "it's just weird to post your photo online on a dating site." Lo and behold, I looked at my OKC inbox, and saw that she now has a *real* picture up. Bitch learned her lesson. I'm officially a Life Coach now. Evan Marc Katz better recognize.

I've found these chicks are still kind of tentative about being online, or they want all the control - they want to pick YOU before you get to see them. They don't want to put themselves out there and risk anything. They want to try to get you invested first, and hopefully you'll have fallen so in love with them as a person that their looks won't matter. Bullshit. The whole point of being online is to see who you're attracted to physically, as well as in other ways. They don't want to acknowledge that men want to spend time with women they're physically attracted to. That isn't superficial - that's NATURAL. I hope it was you that got through to her. Let guys see what they're getting, and the ones that aren't attracted will weed themselves out from the beginning.

I had a chick click yes on me on Tagged last week. She came across as a real headcase. She was divorced because her husband couldn't handle her openly flirting with both men AND women when they were out together, even though he talked a big game before they were married about how he was cool with that. She made it clear she didn't want to deal with jealous men, blah, blah, blah and needed a guy that could handle her whorish bisexual ways. Okay. She went on and on about how busy she was, so if she didn't answer messages in a reasonable time, don't send her more because she'd just delete you. Fine. The problem is, though her profile wasn't private, she had it set so that unless you were already added as a friend, you couldn't message her. She was okay looking, and because she was a freak, she would have been worth minimal effort to see if I could get the bang. But after talking all that shit on her profile, I couldn't even message her to see what was up. I clicked NO and moved on. I don't deal with chicks that put up these bullshit barriers.

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04-16-2012 05:03 PM
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RE: Online-Girl Hamster Thread
I'm with you guys on the wine/purple colored hair. I don't get it. If it's a color a human couldn't actually be born with, it looks STUPID. If you're one of those artsy type chicks and want to dye your hair some bizarre color, I get it. But that isn't what they're going for.

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04-16-2012 05:07 PM
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