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LMAO, ok I understand the absurdities but I completely with you guys on some of these chicks. I am sorry but it is effecting my mental health and yet at the same time I cant help but get some laughter.
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Well lol at least this thread gives me some laughs when I am feeling like shit. Ha ha. thanks for this thread! That's why I gave up online dating because all of them are hoes....
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I'm surprised in discussions of Alyssa Milano that no one has brought up "Teen Steam", her questionably-appropriate "exercise" video.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-revie...6301095006

It's long struck me that she might have had the typical child star experience growing up. With the observable consequences.
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https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/comedia...14023/amp/

“Comedian Hannah Gadsby to Release ‘Douglas’ Netflix Special in 2020”

Hamster has a new definition: any typist lauding this Gadsby joke (joke in a non-comedic way).

I agree, I just really don’t believe this woman was ever raped:


Funny how Sargon of Akkad is still getting attacked for saying more or less the same thing about that Jess Phillips MP as this guy said about Gadsby.

It really pisses these women off when you suggest either that or tell them to go to the police about the “rape” they use to make themselves seem desirable or to sell tickets or to build a political career.

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(05-14-2019 07:22 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  
(01-21-2019 10:20 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  [quote='david.garrett84' pid='1926010' dateline='1548082803']
This belongs here lol.


"...young mom"... at 52.

What a comedian you are, Kirsten!

To be fair, she had her kids in 2003 and 2008, meaning she would have been about 37 and 42.

That's still not a "young mom" by any stretch, but I think what she meant was "a mom of young kids." I look at it this way: At least she had kids. Almost none of women I know her age did, and because of that, they're bitter and weird as hell.

I love your stuff, man, you’re one of the finest posters on this forum (your quip about teenage/early 20s sex/love being the best for pair bonding was mind-blowingly true), but she literally meant she’s young, as her recent excuses show:

Quote:If one of you is running in the 2020 Dem primaries (and statistically speaking, one of you probably is one of the roughly 2,000,000 candidates competing to lose to Andrew Yang), no matter how badly you're doing, you can take heart that at least you're not Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.

Gillibrand's hopeless and pointless race exists mainly to make other candidates feel better about their failed campaigns. And possibly, if she campaigns vigorously enough, convince Biden to make her his VP nominee so that American can enjoy all the creepy videos of the two of them.

Meanwhile Kirsten is back to complaining that nobody takes her seriously... and that's why she'll win.

"My opponent never took me seriously," she said at a coffee shop in Derry. "Which is why I know I am going to beat Trump, because he is not going to take me seriously."

Gillibrand, in an interview after the event, let out a hearty "yeah" when asked if she felt she was currently being underestimated in the race for the Democratic nomination.

"I think it's just gender bias. I think people are generally biased against women. I think also biased against young women," she said. "There's just bias and it's real and it exists, but you have to overcome it."

https://www.frontpagemag.com/point/27377...greenfield

A self-identifying American Indian is getting about eight times her polling and a half-Indian, half-Jamaican former pot-smoker who then put pot-smokers in jail and listened to rap albums in the future before they came out is getting 10 times her numbers, but reverse-ageism is derailing this 50-something’s campaign.

Bless her cotton socks.

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Steve Harvey tries to take down a hamster.




“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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(07-23-2018 03:22 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  70 Women Ages 5-75 Answer: What Advice Do You Have for Men?

https://video.glamour.com/watch/70-women...ve-for-men

Really, even 5-year-olds telling men how to be woke.

"Respect all women."
"Don't mess with girls."
"Grow up."

Clearly these are very insightful girls/women.

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-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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Read the comments.


That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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(07-07-2019 02:57 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  Read the comments.


I admit this is great entertainment.
She is doing all the video with her boobs bouncing like crazy.
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These always make me laugh because a random (white) guy walking through the wrong neighborhood is gonna get harassed, too. Likely in a potentially more violent fashion.
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My mental response to this picture was : My 6'1" self wouldn't want you anyhow .

https://imgur.com/a/lhL3hHf

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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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This was pretty entertaining. Never heard of Luis J. Gomez, a standup comic, who made the mistake of having a girl-on-the-internet who thinks she's a comedian come on his podcast.

So these guys treat her like a comic, bantering, and all she does is act like a triggered girl-on-the-internet.

The whole podcast is pretty good.





All of her false victim gambits fall flat, boys ain't having it, and they fact check her claims, which triggers her more, and although claiming she is a comedian, and wants to be treated as such, she just ends up being the whiny hot chick who expects the world to conform to her feelings. She tries to pretend that her looks and skimpy outfits have nothing to do with internet success, that she has the same number of female fans as male fans, and is completely condescending to the three veteran comics in front of her. And they go with facts not feelings. And she goes:

"Awkward!!"

A good clip here:






Evidently, she did a take down video of the guys after. Couldn't find it, so, probably deleted in shame.

What makes this video particularly enjoyable is she floats all her hot girl illusion bubbles past these guys and they pop them one by one and she has no idea what to do.

It's like the old thing Patrice used to say about women, that the word they can't handle is "why,' because they aren't used to being challenged because guys want to sleep with them. These guys might have wanted to sleep with her, but as comics, they aren't going to let obvious bullshit slither by.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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(10-20-2019 12:22 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  


Personally I find the whole lot of them cringe-worthy with their Kevin Smith F-bomb every two syllables and sexual pun (did you cum?) tourette's syndrome. That is pretty much the epitome of "edgy" standup these days, like what was fictionalized in the wokified Twilight-zone pilot.
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“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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@ Vladimir Poontang

I LOL'D hard watchin those windbags on the REAL talk about Should men lead in relationships?

That girl Fantasia at the beginning knows the score. One of the few women who get it.

The only happy one on the panel you can tell is the one on the far left (that Mowry girl I think). Regardless of what she says, the body language gives her away as being the happiest of the group.

The far right one Adrienne Bailon, after years of posting semi-nudes online and hoping on alpha cock, she got a tubby little 'nice guy' to settle with. You can tell she's miserable. Israel Houghton is his name. Real fuckin winner. Google him. Absolute looks-mismatch.

The Asian one Jeannie Mai was married to her husband for 11 years before he no doubt dumped her. Never had kids with her, however he knocks up his new gf 6 months into their relationship, Jeanie finds out and gains 20 lbs almost due to depression. Nasty e-mails exchanged between her and new gf. Now she's dating has-been rapper Young Jeezy. There's a black pill for ya! 11 yrs of marriage, not one stinking kid. 6 mos relationship, new girl is prego! Women lose it when they are NOT VALIDATED! Putting a baby in your missus is one of the most natural ways to validate them. She was long expired. God I love when these know it all bimbos get crushed emotionally!

That hippo in the yellow I have no idea who she is or her status but I feel bad for her mattress.

P.s. Hope you are well Mr. Poontang. I remember the day I prayed for you in Mass.
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(10-31-2019 12:12 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  [Image: 20426698-7634611-image-a-44_1572530193257.jpg]

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(10-31-2019 09:48 PM)JoeSomebody Wrote:  @ Vladimir Poontang

I LOL'D hard watchin those windbags on the REAL talk about Should men lead in relationships?

That girl Fantasia at the beginning knows the score. One of the few women who get it.

The only happy one on the panel you can tell is the one on the far left (that Mowry girl I think). Regardless of what she says, the body language gives her away as being the happiest of the group.

The far right one Adrienne Bailon, after years of posting semi-nudes online and hoping on alpha cock, she got a tubby little 'nice guy' to settle with. You can tell she's miserable. Israel Houghton is his name. Real fuckin winner. Google him. Absolute looks-mismatch.

The Asian one Jeannie Mai was married to her husband for 11 years before he no doubt dumped her. Never had kids with her, however he knocks up his new gf 6 months into their relationship, Jeanie finds out and gains 20 lbs almost due to depression. Nasty e-mails exchanged between her and new gf. Now she's dating has-been rapper Young Jeezy. There's a black pill for ya! 11 yrs of marriage, not one stinking kid. 6 mos relationship, new girl is prego! Women lose it when they are NOT VALIDATED! Putting a baby in your missus is one of the most natural ways to validate them. She was long expired. God I love when these know it all bimbos get crushed emotionally!

That hippo in the yellow I have no idea who she is or her status but I feel bad for her mattress.

P.s. Hope you are well Mr. Poontang. I remember the day I prayed for you in Mass.

Wow you prayed for me? I'm humbled. Much appreciated. I think it worked because I'm not doing bad. I just sent you one back.

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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(10-31-2019 09:58 PM)Rush87 Wrote:  
(10-31-2019 12:12 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  [Image: 20426698-7634611-image-a-44_1572530193257.jpg]

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Thanks.

You just caused an Neo-Inquisitionist to burn a witch.

And you have emboldened many more.

When will you people realize that Gordon Ramsey animated gifs cause actual harm?

Hold on. Someone is at the door. Be right back.

It is a guy with a torch and he wants me to come out and play.

I hope you're happy.

Hang on.

It was only Kona.

[Image: torchie_serious.gif]

You should still feel guilty anyway though, forever.

This is just a different kind of scary.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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WashPo: "A new American tradition — the double quinceañera"

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Francis Gortaire Valencia, 30, center, gives candles to her friends who have been by her side. She came from Ecuador when she was 11. Her parents didn’t have the money to throw her the elaborate quincenera party that was such a part of her culture. Now successful and turning 30, she is making up for it, a microtrend among some Latinas who are now prosperous enough to throw themselves the party they didn’t get when they were 15 -- a double quincenera at 30.

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"At 29, Francis Gortaire was buying a condo, crushing it at work and enjoying a vibrant and supportive circle of friends she created for herself in the District. So she decided to revisit the idea of that neglected coming-of-age milestone as she approached another one — her 30th.

Introducing the Double Quinceañera."

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"...you can see this as a feminist update of the moldy debutante tradition, when a girl entering womanhood is officially placed on the market. Here I am, world. This is who I’ve become, at 30. And I don’t need a wedding to wear tulle."

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“And, really, how often do we take time to celebrate a woman’s aging?”...

"As her cousin’s Latin-pop playlist boomed, Gortaire’s diverse life unfurled around her. There was her improv group crowd, the female drum squad she performs with, colleagues from her event planning company, graduate school roomies and (human) friends from the dog park."

"Deep breath.

“So, to the queer little Francis within and amongst all of you, I want to recognize her and be proud of her, and from this day forward be proud and open about that part of my life and identity,” she said.

Her friends gasped and cheered; some got a little teary. Many of them had no idea Gortaire is queer.

It was a coming-out, after all, of a fully realized woman. In a tiara."
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Holy shit, that's sad. Women in general act like children, but this is pretty bad. She's turning 30 and most likely miserable about it on the inside, like most unmarried, childless women are when they turn 30. Instead of facing reality, she'd rather lie to herself and have everyone else lie to her too. The really sad thing is that most women my age act like this. It's unbearable to be around.
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(11-01-2019 11:02 PM)Col. Mosby Wrote:  snip

And when they turn 60 they can celebrate being taken care of by the babies they didn't have.

(Seriously though, does anyone in those pictures look happy? All you can see is the manic glee of people doubling down past bad decisions. It has a feral freneticism to it. Like someone held a gun to their heads and said, "Smile.")

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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