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Right, but there were a couple where I had answered in a way that she preferred but it still showed up red.

I think where the disconnect comes in is on questions where she marks it important AND the normal response would be the opposite of what she responds. In other words, questions that are somewhat gender specific.

Using your example most women don't want a guy that they control in bed, so she would answer "they take control" while marking it important. When a guy answers He takes control it shows up red, because he didn't answer the same, even though that is the answer she is looking for.

That's more what I was getting at. My previous example was poor.

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Maybe it's just me, but I think you guys read into the questions way too much. I've only known a few girls to give me shit over some of my answers (including girls I banged), granted they may disqualify me and not respond based on them... but my record is pretty solid and my answers are often borderline cocky, rude or controversial.

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I only look at the sex questions and few of those really matter. One I always look for is if she has had a ONS that she admits to.

It was interesting talking with her while she was reading through mine though. Got her hamster running pretty good.

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(05-02-2012 11:03 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I only look at the sex questions and few of those really matter. One I always look for is if she has had a ONS that she admits to.

It was interesting talking with her while she was reading through mine though. Got her hamster running pretty good.

I'm talking about the ones that show up as red, reading the sex questions is important. Who cares how she feels about your answers? The only answers that really matter are hers because you can gauge whether or not she will put out.

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(05-02-2012 08:20 AM)Gmac Wrote:  
(05-01-2012 10:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  For those of us familiar with the world of online dating, we're well aware of the rampant abuse of the classifications of "curvy" and "average" when describing body type. But, I've noticed--through, literally, hundreds of page views--that leaving it blank is also a dead-giveaway that you're dealing with, at best, a dumpy, out-of-shape chick or an outright fatty.

You can basically assume the following using my OKCupid body-type translator:

Skinny = Usually True
Thin = 2/3 True (1/3 A few extra lbs)
Athletic = 1/2 True (1/2 Chubby)
Average = Fat
Fit = Fat (usually)
Curvy = Fat (usually)
A little extra = Fat (always)
Full-figured = Obese
Overweight = Obese
Rather not say = Fat / Obese / Morbirdly Obese (1% are just anorexic & self conscious)
Nothing = Fat / Obese / Morbirdly Obese
Jacked = Unknown (party girls, wannabe comedians, weightlifting chicks)
Used up = Unknown (party girls, wannabe comedians, weightlifting chicks)

Yeah I basically expect they'll be one step down from what the actually say. IE, Curvy is really A little extra, Average=Curvy, etc.

The one that really pisses me off is "athletic", because girls think that they can check that if they do any kind of athletic activity, so you can basically get any body type from fatty softball players to bony marathoners.
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"I consider myself to be kind of silly but I can also be serious. I like playing games, or not playing games. I've been described as both super relaxed and high-strung at the same time. I guess maybe that's a form of balance? I over-think things.

I really like coffee and walking and books and I'm not interested in monogamy. "
- hamster is really saying she cant actually get a man, or that the men she wants only fuck her once and leave.

Body Type: curvy

and all of her match questions point to her being a horn-dog pot head

I messaged her stating "you sure like sex dont you" for a possible trolling opportunity and she just asks how I know that haha
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Hey Tuth, our friend Jen Friel has flared up in the news like a bad outbreak of Herpes.

The Truth About Cars: Jen Friel and the Slut Event Horizon Wrote:Sex bloggers turning the walls of the Seattle W’s finest rooms into something that, when viewed with ultraviolet light, looks uncannily like a Jackson Pollock painting? It’s all too much!...
Jen Friel takes it farther. She writes about getting fucked, for lack of a less direct description. By 103 guys on OK Cupid, by random “buddies”, whatever, whenever, she’s down. She’s not terribly attractive in the conventional sense, so she’s “approachable” and that plays even better with a lot of her audience than it would if she looked like a young Kim Basinger. She’s more interesting to young men than a Ferrari would be, even if that Ferrari is being driven into a toll booth at high speed. Her stuff isn’t great writing, and some of it doesn’t even rise about the level of functionally illiterate teen sexting, but that doesn’t matter.

The Truth About Cars and Jalopnik are actually pretty big car blogs. The comments on TTAC are golden.
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shes getting a book deal. http://jenfriel.com/

theres a difference between "embracing your sexuality" and taking a hundred random dicks for the purpose of attention whoring and making money


also a quick skim of her blog reveals this:
"it fucking frustrates me though and i told him the other night that i wondered if the only reason why i was attracted to him was because he was emotionally unavailable. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!!! AND WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!"

"it makes it that much harder when so many people look up to you. i get soooo many emails from people offering help and support, but its not these guys. it’s something inside of me. I just dont know what to do at this point.

How can i stop being attracted to dudes like this?!?!?!"

aka. this girl is the perfect example of attractive girls riding the alpha cock carousel. Other than the fact that shes making money off of being nothing special she is the type of girl we're banging.
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(05-03-2012 08:45 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Hey Tuth, our friend Jen Friel has flared up in the news like a bad outbreak of Herpes.

The Truth About Cars: Jen Friel and the Slut Event Horizon Wrote:Sex bloggers turning the walls of the Seattle W’s finest rooms into something that, when viewed with ultraviolet light, looks uncannily like a Jackson Pollock painting? It’s all too much!...
Jen Friel takes it farther. She writes about getting fucked, for lack of a less direct description. By 103 guys on OK Cupid, by random “buddies”, whatever, whenever, she’s down. She’s not terribly attractive in the conventional sense, so she’s “approachable” and that plays even better with a lot of her audience than it would if she looked like a young Kim Basinger. She’s more interesting to young men than a Ferrari would be, even if that Ferrari is being driven into a toll booth at high speed. Her stuff isn’t great writing, and some of it doesn’t even rise about the level of functionally illiterate teen sexting, but that doesn’t matter.

The Truth About Cars and Jalopnik are actually pretty big car blogs. The comments on TTAC are golden.

The strangest thing about this chick, other than her unfathomable insistence on calling herself a nerd, is her even more unfathomable insistence on believing that she's doing something of note:

Quote:HOWEVER, I sell a lifestyle. This brand is based on weird and random adventures that I as a people magnet will always always always attract.

Her "brand" is based on being an OK-looking chick willing to talk about her sex life on the internet to an audience of sexless beta males and other OK-looking attention whores. It's one thing to just milk that for what it's worth, but I get the feeling that this chick really believes this shit that she's writing.

As for TTAC, it's a little weird to see a corner of the internet that not's part of the manosphere, but that isn't afraid to call out this sort of ridiculous shit. It gives me hope.
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(05-03-2012 10:03 PM)j r Wrote:  Her "brand" is based on being an OK-looking chick willing to talk about her sex life on the internet to an audience of sexless beta males and other OK-looking attention whores. It's one thing to just milk that for what it's worth, but I get the feeling that this chick really believes this shit that she's writing.

As for TTAC, it's a little weird to see a corner of the internet that not's part of the manosphere, but that isn't afraid to call out this sort of ridiculous shit. It gives me hope.

The same guy wrote a great essay here, on the nature of modern masculinity.
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TTAC is a joke as far as automotive related blogs go.

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(05-01-2012 02:39 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(05-01-2012 02:29 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  The ones that drive me insane are the ones with the normal, pretty face and jello body.

Not really. If a girl doesn't show her body, but focuses on her cute face, you can rest assured that she has a gelatinous, or straight-up fat, body. Girls instinctively know that their bodies are their most valuable asset, online or in-person, if they redact it, it's intentional. It's like when a girl has five pictures in her profile, all with a closed mouth. You can bet your bottom dollar that she has jacked-up teeth. Girls are experts at hiding their flaws and accentuating, or even manufacturing, their strengths. They're trained from jump street to wear makeup to hide their shitty skin, find clothes that highlight their nice parts, and wear padded bras to conjure tits. With the advent of Facebook, they've become high-level experts, collectively, at doing it with pictures. Who do you think invented so-called "Myspace Angles," duck face, or high-contrast images? Exactly.

Setting aside the one-in-a-thousand exception, this is a good rule of thumb. Field tested.

This is spot on. If a chick posts pics that only show her from the neck up, she's hiding her body. You can usually still tell by the face, or if part of the arm is in the pic that they're a fattie. Any chick that's confident about a part of her body will show it off. Chicks that think they have a nice ass will have some pics of herself from behind, or at least from the side. Frankly, I've seen my share of chicks that probably SHOULD hide their bodies, but they put it out there for us to see, and they'll probably get someone to hit.

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Music Reading SHOPPING
pursuing my future Handsome men haha


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My ultimate goal is to work at St. Jude one day. I am dabbling in getting a degree in psychology as well. I enjoy a good time, hanging out with friends and having a good laugh. I've got my REALLY girly side,the one who loves to waltz around in heels and pretty dresses, but I also have a part of me who doesn't mind going fishing or getting muddy..haha. Music is my absolute heart. I enjoy/appreciate all kinds. If it were up to me, I'd just be a famous singer. Fortunately, I'm a realistic person. I always thought these sites were ridiculous, but as of right now I figured...why the hell not? Enough about me though, I want to hear from YOU! : ]

IMPORTANT:

Please do not message me if you are over 30, if you cannot hold a good conversation, if you already have children(i want my own). If you generally have no future ahead of you, no goals or aspirations...and have not even attempted going to school to make something of yourself. I'm not shallow, just feel that I shouldn't settle for anyone. I LOVE really tall guys and if you can play an acoustic guitar,then you've pretty much already stole my heart. haha And let me make this very clear, if youre looking for a "hookup", then you need to look else where!


Don't be shy!! If you're interested or just want to say hey, then shoot me a message. : ]
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Okay, first things first.
I'm Rose.
I'm imperfect. Who isn't?
I think waaay too much.
Fighting is nothing but a waste of time.
I'm into vintage shit.
Dont waste my time&I wont waste yours.
I'm shy, nice&the jealous type.
I'm blunt.
Go to shows, listen to music&Chill with friends.
I write alot.
Poems, songs, or I'll spill out whats on my mind on pages from a notebook.
I'm all about my hair.
I text. Alooot. Want my number? Inbox me (;
I'm the sweetest ****ing thing ever.
My heart is huge&it has alot of space for many people.
I get annoyed easily.
I like photography.
I have done many wrong things.
But after time.. Ive changed & I'm a completely different person.
Talk to me. I'm pretty ****in' cool.
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Hey Smile I'm Taryn, and I'm 20. I love all types of music. I love to cook. I like going out to the gun range, deer lease or family ranch whenever I'm not working and have the opportunity. I'm a sucker for a country boy. I know what I want out of life and hope to find an amazing guy to share it with. If you wanna get to know me, message me!

By the way, I'm 5'10 so you gotta be at least as tall as me! Sorry, I like my men tall.
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Quote:I know most of you men won't read this , however to those who do...

If you don't do drugs, aren't an heavy drinker, have a car, job, been educated & have manners. Well you can message me oh I love tattoos too I have tattoos so if you have tats that's a big plus(;


I am an assistant site coordinator for a school district, I also was a promoter for clubs but it got boring and tiring, so now I'm just relaxing. I would say maturing into a better person not the wild party girl as before, but more reserved business woman.


I do enjoy going out don't get me wrong(:

But not like Thursday through Sunday...

First Date
PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE BOX! No movies no dinner something that will impress me and no taking me to a hotel is NOT COOL-____-


Be original gentlemen.
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And if you have a problem with my tattoos, I'm not going to argue the significance of them to you but I will tell you that I've got nothing to prove to you. I hold 3 jobs, acquired $30,000 a year in scholarships and grants on my own. I've been abused, and I've had to fight for what I have now. I'm a strong, independent woman and I dont need anyone's approval. I have what I have because I've WORKED for it. I haven't gotten a damn thing handed to me and I'll be damned if ANYONE and I mean anyone is going to try and tell me I won't succeed because of the art I have put on my body. Whether you see this as "baggage" I'm sorry but the things in my past have created who I am now if you can't give me a shot because you think it's too much, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Okay, here it goes. I am a mother to three children. I try hard to attain my goals, big or small. I enjoy going to nice resturants and nice places. I am hard to please, not sure why, I think I have high expecations. Anything you want to know ask, I am an open book and have been told I am too honest and need to keep some things private! Also, not trying to be a ****, but I am not interested in Afican American men. Not saying it will never happen, but putting it out there so you do not waste you timeWink
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This one told me to stop sending her messages because i'm to short and don't have a good enough job! She's 40 yrs old. She gave me a very nasty attitude also lol.

Quote:OK, me in a nut shell and this will most likely sound cheesey no matter what I say but here goes anyway........I'm in Human Resources for an Engineering & Architecture firm; I work a lot. I love to travel and do so every chance I get. I think I'm addicted to cruising; because I seem to take at least one a year. Would love to see Europe. I love sports, football (college & pro), baseball (Astros of course), hockey, basketball (college more than pro), etc.... I talk a lot; Ok that sounds bad I guess I could just say I'm talkative....that sounds better! I have two dogs. I like casual and fine dining, HH with friends, sitting in my hot tub, trips to the theater, chic flicks, action movies, sporting events, a casual cup of coffee, nice conversation w/ good company, spending time with friends and family. I'm family oriented, so I periodically go to my parents lake house in NETX to relax & get out of fast pace of the city.

First Date
Everyone can go to dinner and a movie or have drinks in a nice quite setting and yes, those are nice and I would do that as well. I really want to go on a first date with someone that will think outside the box. If it has to be a movie, then how about one outside? A trip to the zoo? A concert in the park? A local winery? A local festival or event? Something both parties are interested in, but something different....has what you've done in the past worked????
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Hi, I'm Heather Smile I am a mom to two little men. I say that because they are 3 & 4 going on 6 & 7. Very smart and mature for their ages. I'm a proud mommy Big Grin
I moved to Katy a few month ago for work.
I am a very driven person. I was retired from the airforce in Nov 2010. Yes, I am 24 and retired. No, I was not medically separated. I am now a medical assistant for a doctor in Katy. I deal primarily weight non surgical weight loss patients, but also assist with disabily & social security exams as well as FAA medical certification exams. I plan to use my GI Bill to return to school this fall (while working full time) and get my RN. I then plan to work as an RN while I am going to school for law. I would eventually like to get into medical law. With my current job, I assist with some medical law cases and they never cease to amaze me.

I am on here looking for a relationship. With that said, however, I do not want to rush into anything. Let's just get to know eachother first.

Some things that I should mention:
- I am military and have a soft spot for active duty military or reserve/guard who were active before. (I'm sorry but if you are guard or reserve and did not serve on active duty, chances are we wont get alone.)
- i'm not into the gangster act, so if that's your thing, please move on.
- if you are 420 friendly, don't waste my time. I don't date guys who do drugs and I will not put my kids around that either.
-I am NOT looking for someone to be a father to my children, they already have a father. But you also need to understand that I come as a packaged deal and my kids will always come first. Don't worry tho, I know how important it is to spend quality time together and I always make time for my man and make him feel special. I like to spoil my man Wink
- I like my men tall. I prefer over 6', but 5'10" is good. I just believe the man should be taller and if I wear heels, I don't want my man shorter than me.
- I am very active and workout at least 4 days a week. I am looking for a man who will workout with me.

Okay, I think that is enough for now. If you want to know more, just message me Smile
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Hilarious but this girl is lying about being from New York. I actually got a homeboy that ran a train on her with some other guys like 6 yrs ago in high school.

Quote:My name is Krista, Im full blooded siclian and yes i have a hot head, I love to cook too Smile im hard to be with but i take care of mine... You treat me good, ill treat u like a king. I'm a single mother just completely lost the love of my life bc he didn't see what he had... Im a singer/songwriter trying to get my music out there I love to dance, play basketball, baseball and box. I like to go shoot pool our go bowling,.I love art, I draw, design and I got ink all over. I have a fashion problem I love fashion they call me a fashion brat. I moved to houston from bronx new york about 8 years ago and there seems to be no good men here. I'm different from most females I'm real I don't play games and I speak my mind. I can be the sweetest thing or the biggest **** choice is yours... I love hip hop and r&b but I listen to everything.... I don't like white boys, light skin black guys and puerto ricans are my kryptonite.... I don't like thugs or big drug heads, I hairliars,.cheaters, beaters, ***holes, disrespectful and so much more.... I'm a human I have a heart and its been torn completely. I'm not a hoe so I'm not going to up and do someone like that, I respect my body and my rep. I am going to school for nursing so I can work with kids, o yeah I prefer a guy that has no kids and didn't lie about it then tells me out of no where I don't deal with baby mama drama.... I don't deal with high school games I'm grown so get on my level. I'm not ghetto I wear js I have tattoos and I live urban culture but I love to dress up too more than wearing my js. ask away if you want to know more Im me just me
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Quote:get to know me first.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you're
1. Over 25.
2. Fat or chubby
3. Not light complected


I am serious about these above^^^ You will just piss me off lol. I am typing this to make my description longer..

Profession None Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes

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Jesus fuck.

Makeup exists for a reason, you vile creature.
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(05-03-2012 11:01 PM)basilransom Wrote:  The same guy wrote a great essay here, on the nature of modern masculinity.

I just want to say, apropos of nothing, that that was a great fricken' essay.
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I will have to post this later from my computer. Another girl who looks like a pile of dog shit and knows what a real man is
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38897393
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If you're in the LA area and want to bang a porn "star", this chick has been on OKCupid for a very long time.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/charliesheena

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Quote:You should message me if:
*If you at some point slept with a girl and later said, "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now. I need more time for me. I guess it's selfish." --- You need to not talk to me and move your ass to adult friend finder.
*If you are just looking for a booty call you should not message me. I do not need the internet to help me get laid. (See pictures above to back up said statement.)
*If you have at any time been stabbed by your ex, or she has stalked you or you think that you always seem to pick crazy girls... chances are you are probably cray, too.

She used to be open about her porno occupation, but now it seems like she's trying to keep that on the DL.

...But here it is
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RE: Online-Girl Hamster Thread
It's funny and sad all at the same time how jaded these broads are. And they are not even making an attempt to hide it. As the art of male seduction continues to grow and refine itself, the art of female seduction continues to die. All of these profiles send the same message, "I have a vagina. Worship me!"

Of course, any guy who would worship these used up tramps is automatically disqualified. No wonder the self-reported happiness of women in America continues to decline. Human beings are social creatures. We like to make meaningful connections, but how is that even possible with these tramps? Trick question, it's not.
05-05-2012 02:54 PM
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RE: Online-Girl Hamster Thread
(05-05-2012 02:54 PM)j r Wrote:  It's funny and sad all at the same time how jaded these broads are. And they are not even making an attempt to hide it. As the art of male seduction continues to grow and refine itself, the art of female seduction continues to die. All of these profiles send the same message, "I have a vagina. Worship me!"

I think I may edit my profile to add;

"I will not worship nor pursue you simply because you have a vagina. Give me a reason to be attracted to you other than a feature 100% of women are born with."

Thanks JR.

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Translation: I'm an inveterate online attention-whore. Please lavish praise on me.

   

   

   

   

   

   

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05-09-2012 07:21 PM
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I'm thinking about sending out some troll messages like..2/10 would not date or 6/10 would not date or 4/10 you're buying the drinks
05-09-2012 07:44 PM
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