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Quote:Psychological disorders which obesity may trigger include depression, eating disorders, distorted body image, and low self-esteem.

Obese people have been found several times to have higher rates of depression

This all makes perfect sense. The fact that they're fat makes them sad and eat more, making them fatter. Since they can't handle the horrible monstrosity their body has become, they lash out and deny it. "There can't be something wrong with me, it must be you!"
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Quote:Hey there and thanks for clicking my ad.

I am exactly as the title implies a unique constellation of attributes. I am a single 29 year old female 5'4" short light brown hair blue green eyes curvy/voloptuous.....I am not obese but I am currently in the process of losing my extra pounds. My friends would tell you how awesome I am. They would also mention that I am smart, fun, outgoing, loyal, very giving, always there when needed, dedicated, driven, ambitious, and much more.

The man I seek is his own unique constellation he is age 21-35 tall, handsome, patient, adventurous, outgoing, fun, friendly, stable, has a good head on his shoulders, has a job and a car, he also has goals and dreams as well. If you are who I am looking for please respond with the name of the movie the title of my ad comes from as well as pics and some info about yourself. Thanks

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That one might be emblematic, but it doesn't hold a candle up to the example on page 2. This woman might be fat and unattractive, but judging by her waist and legs, she is not a behemoth. While "curvy/voluptous/not obese" is a bad rationalization to save face, at least she admits that being fat is bad and that she is working on it.

I still wouldn't send her a message or fuck her, but she wouldn't provoke me into a raging frenzy like the one before.

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(03-11-2012 05:07 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  That one might be emblematic, but it doesn't hold a candle up to the example on page 2. This woman might be fat and unattractive, but judging by her waist and legs, she is not a behemoth. While "curvy/voluptous/not obese" is a bad rationalization to save face, at least she admits that being fat is bad and that she is working on it.

I still wouldn't send her a message or fuck her, but she wouldn't provoke me into a raging frenzy like the one before.

Abuse of "curvy," "voluptuous," and related terms is one of the most common attributes of fat-girl hamster rationalization. Those words used to have actual meaning.

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Here's a new one. She could be trying to be ironic, but I don't think so:

   

   

Would you bang? (Last picture goes out to Moma)

   

   

   

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I wouldn't hit a person with sunglasses at a club. Bone killer.

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If it's closing time, and I don't have to put in work, yes, she could get hit that night. Her body is a little soft, but not out of my range. Her face is cute ENOUGH, and she has really big titties. However, I would like to see what she looks like from the back.

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chances are you'll like me if you take the time to get to know me

if you dont have a picture or your married don't bother

no black or hispanic or Bald sorry just Not intrested

do guys even read this stuff?..if you really wanna know anything just ask me

I am looking for that guy that can laugh enjoy life live out lould and wants more then
a good time..dose such a guy exist?
I am a bit of a hermit but I love going places just hate going by myself all the time
I'm not perfect but that comes with age right?
been a mother and care taker for so long that I need to breck away and have fun again.

yes I may give you a hard time in the begaing but there are alot of crazy peaple out there
so don't hold it against me as I garrontty you If you take the time I am worth knowing.
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Haha I like how she's showing off that shitty tattoo. Looks like jailhouse shit.
03-19-2012 03:29 PM
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(03-08-2012 06:14 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Posted this yesterday on another thread. Started IMing a chick, decent face, and only looked at her pics after I started messaging her:

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the rest of the chicks bring it on themselves but you messaged this chick and then told her she was too fat when you saw the pics after? im no fan of fatties but thats a dick move. You can play this game without being a misogynist. Some girls need to be put in their place but she answered your im and you call her fat, and you're proud of it, that's weak.
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I'd hit it. She might be "extra-curvy" in general, but I'm impressed by how flat her belly is compared to the rest. Unless it's an optical illusion...

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(03-20-2012 07:25 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  [Image: attachment.php?aid=5402]

I'd hit it. She might be "extra-curvy" in general, but I'm impressed by how flat her belly is compared to the rest. Unless it's an optical illusion...

She transferred her belly fat to her arms in that pic. When you hit it, that fat is moving back to her belly.
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Bellies look much better when they lay down.

Saying that I would motorboat her but she's no keeper.

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(03-20-2012 04:24 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Bellies look much better when they lay down.

Saying that I would motorboat her but she's no keeper.

Agreed. You can tell from her fat face and fat arms that she's flabby everywhere. I get very annoyed when chicks with fat tits think they have nice, big tits. Subtle, but important difference.

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(03-19-2012 03:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  no black or hispanic or Bald sorry just Not intrested

It's funny how many of these chicks online are race trolls. I see this kind of stuff all the time. Often, pretty hot blonde girls (and gingers) express a strict preference for dating their "own race." Nothing wrong with a preference, but the strong, declared preference seems noteworthy.

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(03-20-2012 06:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(03-19-2012 03:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  no black or hispanic or Bald sorry just Not intrested

It's funny how many of these chicks online are race trolls. I see this kind of stuff all the time. Often, pretty hot blonde girls (and gingers) express a strict preference for dating their "own race." Nothing wrong with a preference, but the strong, declared preference seems noteworthy.

Yes, there are these chicks on every site. It says a lot about the individual in how they go about expressing their preference. It's the chicks that feel the need to list what they DON'T want, in harsh language, that are noteworthy. And I've found on the site that I use that the chicks that are the worst with this are the most busted! Some of them should be glad that ANY dudes holler at them at all...

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It's usually ugly, busted girls that are race trolls. Add that to the 6'6 requirement with a 6 pack. Its going to be hilarious in 20 yrs when these online girls are all alone and still looking for the one.
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(03-20-2012 11:51 PM)houston Wrote:  It's usually ugly, busted girls that are race trolls. Add that to the 6'6 requirement with a 6 pack. Its going to be hilarious in 20 yrs when these online girls are all alone and still looking for the one.

Some online chicks are so clueless. They're online because they're looking for dates/relationships/dick, but they have the most negative profiles, that scream out I'M A BITCH. If it isn't race trolling, it's just an overall bitchy vibe on their profiles. Going on and on about what they hate and what they don't want. Just attitude. I was fucking with one today. I came across her profile, and noticed how pretty she was (though her body wasn't exactly tight, it was in hittable range). Her intro/tagline was: "I heard about guys on this site being perverts. Come at me right, or eat shit." And she had NOTHING else on her profile other than age, and location, and had some kind of nickname instead of her real name. No interests, nothing about her. I just had to send her a message! I wrote, "So...have you met any perverts today?" She actually replied, "Yes you." I sent her a humorous message back about me being a complete gentleman, but she sent back a nasty reply: "I say what I have to say, if the hat doesn't fit don't wear it." I sent her another reply about me being turned on by tough talk, and actually asked her a question about where she would like to travel if she could. "Anywhere, it doesn't matter" was her reply. I didn't send another message. She's a total bitch, just like her tagline suggested. The funny thing is, she had a friends list of about 700 thirsty motherfuckers that probably requested friendship just because she was pretty, because there was nothing else to go on.

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Doesn't quite fit into the theme of this thread, but I found the mother of all "I'm a good Christian girl" [actually no you're a weird freaky whore] profiles:

   

Note: When text is in purple like that, it means the other person finds that answer undesirable in a mate.

Not that all Christian girls are super-freaks, but this type of mentality is super common on OKC. Normal facade, total freak, and probable hypocrite, in reality. We already knew though that those 'spiritual, not religious' chicks are the most DTF of anyone.

I'm starting to mentally compile the types of chicks with a nerdy front and an ultra freaky core: theatre types, anthro/sociology/gender studies majors, girls who love animals that aren't cats or dogs, chicks with *very* geeky hobbies like anime/D&D/LARPing. On the other hand, the girls I've known in fashion are not very freaky, even if they do love sex.
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(03-21-2012 01:11 AM)basilransom Wrote:  Doesn't quite fit into the theme of this thread, but I found the mother of all "I'm a good Christian girl" [actually no you're a weird freaky whore] profiles:

What do you mean? This totally fits into the theme of this thread: hamster behavior and speech in girls' online profiles. It's not just fatties (and now race trolls) that are delusional online.

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Another thing that annoys me are average looking and probably boring girls who think they're so unique because they have overpriced rainbow colored tattoos, piercings, wear Where's Waldo glasses and love some shitty, underground bands they discovered on youtube. Girls who try extra hard to be different when they're just like everyone else. You're not that unique if you feel the need to tell the world how special you are.

"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
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(03-21-2012 03:06 AM)houston Wrote:  "I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."

LMFAO. Please tell me you wrote this.

Whether online or in real life, I'm really annoyed when chicks think that body mutilations (tattoo, piercings, gauges) make them more attractive or interesting. It's the fucking opposite.

True dat on the "cussing like a sailor." I've seen, literally, at least a dozen girls that proudly proclaim that shit online. It's fine if you cuss when you talk, but don't be so proud about the fact that it's constant.

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"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."

This one is a gem. She's a foul-mouthed, tatted-up, diseased racist. Somehow anyone that isn't white isn't considered American? PRECIOUS. Good luck finding a guy willing to risk having his pornstar-sized dick occasionally break out in painful, oozing sores! Oh...and she still considers herself to be a "lady."

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Lol I wrote that. You see how similar it is to actual profiles though.
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