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(03-27-2012 12:21 PM)Caligula Wrote:  On a more positive note, spotted on a 23 year old girl's profile: "My gait. If I could wear heels in my apartment, I would. But then my floors would get scuffed. It's heels to work, at work, from work. And in the bedroom. Fuck flats. They're misshapen condoms for feet. Especially those sequin-adorned podiatric boat-like contraceptives."

Haha, that made me laugh. *This chick* is funny. Reminds me of the terms BCGs (Birth Control Glasses) or RPGs (Rape Prevention Glasses) for the glasses the US military hands out.

Not speaking of her, but I have seen on OKCupid some chicks who claim to be very feminine, but then also think EXTREMELY highly of themselves, and have a 99% chance of being a total cocktease. They think they're better than all the other girls because they're feminine, and they are, but then they just attention whore non-stop.
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her other picture is this:

[Image: 13479382958569198229.jpeg] i think the first one is fake.
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my bad if I post a girl twice..

Quote:Interests

TATTOOS action movies music
exercising taking long walks airbrushing
painting reading writing
SMILING laughing giving animals people names

About Me
My name is Athena, Im 19 years old. I tried to fix my age on my profile but it wont let me Sad Anyways, Im Spaniard and Italian. Im a fun, happy, hyper, smart girl. (yes i know how to be serious when its needed). In my pics I have makeup on but honestly, I can't stand makeup lol and I RARELY wear it, so don't be surprised if you meet me and I don't have any on lol.... ANYWAYS, I have a 2 year old daughter, shes my pride and joy, my everything. Im never mad, good chance who ever i meet wont ever see me mad and if you do then you must have really made a wrong move! i hate being mad, im not good at it, i'll end up appologizing even if I didnt start the arguement and its not my fault Smile I tend to ask alot of questions, which is a good thing i believe because i get to know "you" and you get to know me. Also, I'm always happy and full of energy, so I'm mainly never tired so DONT BORE ME PLEASE! Big Grin I'm probably ONE OF the Most mature, sweetest, happiest, caring, most indepenpendent women you'll meet ... The main thing about me that who ever wants to talk, is that im VERY BLUNT. so if i dont like something about you then i will say it straight forward, i dont hold back.
Oh! And I do not like when people speak in SLANG, so please talk to me like you have some sense.
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Quote:I have three tattoos, shoulder blades left hip & collar bone/chest lol
I used to have 8 piercings, but lost one due to my surgery
I'm a sucker for tattoos, green eyes & piercings
I know what I want & need
New to "online" dating
In college & work
Head strong, at times hard to handle
I like to debate, not fight
I'm very blunt, but tactful
I was raised in the country so yes, I like getting muddy
Hunting & sometimes fishing
Listen to country, rap, rock, classic rock ect
My favorite bands are journey & Eli young
I like the video games that consist of zombie slaying
Anything else all you gotta do is ask
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Quote:Do me a favor and dont call me mama, mamas, mami, babe or baby. If you think ill think its cute i wont, i don't know you. My name is phalen. I have a daughter named Addalyn. She's my world. I love tattoos i plan on getting them everywhere. I don't have alot of free time between my daughter and working but when i do get my free time i like to just chill. I don't like clubs or bars or any of that nonsense. I'm not looking for a one time sex thing. I dont wanna send you naked pictures. So don't ask. And don't ask me if I'm a freak. idk why ppl ask that on here. I'm a sucker for a gentlemen with tattoos. Mmm Smile if you don't cut your nails i can promise you we wont get along.
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Quote:Interests

singing music pop culture
obscure things weird knick knacks found objects
books on serial killers cheese old gregg
chinese food canine teeth murder mysteries
ghosts robert stack full moons
blues and folk

About Me
Hello Reader. I see you have come to my profile. Thanks. If you think I'm just a pretty face, you should know that I am just so much more. Maybe you think my face is just cute, and that's cool too. It's the personality that shines. You should also know I just said all of these sentences in the voice of some sleazy white guy with a mustache and leasure suit. Care for a scotch? My treat. *winking*

But in all seriousness. If you want to know more about me, right here in a teeny box may not be the best to do it. Seriously this thing is cramped, couldn't you have thought of a better place for a first date?

I kid. Again. I like lists so I'll just make a you a couple about myself, and if you need to know more I'll probably volunteer my information.

PROS:
cute
nice eyes and smile
award-winning personality
lots of fun
totally kickin' bod.
outgoing

CONS:
cocky
judgemental
honest to a fault
picky
an ***hole sometimes

SUBJECT TO TASTE:
loud
nerdish
independent
comfortable dresser
intelligent
5'7"

You guys should also take note that when writing a headling for yourself you need to stop going with "looking for ___ woman to ____" etc. This isn't the classifieds, you're not shopping, we're not objects. We're people.

You should also know that I'm not really into body types that are very muscular nor ones that are twig-like in form. I dislike feeling like I should be working out when I like my body the way it is.
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03-29-2012 03:41 AM
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Quote:kaylahuizar : Lookn for a real man
If you want to know ABOUT ME,Then just message and askSmile I don't bite i promise, Am the sweetest **** you'll ever meetSmile I have a great personality that everyone that already knows me seems to like. So if you don't take the time to get to know me then for loss, Because am a pretty baddass chickSmile

I 3 Boys With TattoosWink
GamerrChickk3
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Quote:My name is Sarah.
I'm 19.
I'm fun and sweet.
I have one tattoo and i want more!!
Not to be mean. But I only date white guys. Sorry.

I love kids and I'm in school to become a kindergarten teacher. I like to go out dancing, and I love to shop. I'm one of a kind. Im not very picky when it comes to watching tv. I've been known to watch bully beat-down, fx, lifetime, abc family, and Disney. Smile I'm a sucker for disney movies.

Music wise. I listen to pretty much anything. As long as it has a good beat, I'm good. I am not a good dancer when it comes to the hip-hop stuff, but I love two-stepping and country line dances. Smile

I work at walmart as a cashier. I love my job and the people I have met are awesome. I love to bake brownies and sweets for other people. I have been thinking lately instead of teaching, id like to open a bakery and bake all day. Smile baking is a way for me to express myself.

I've been told I'm too nice, but I can't help it! Lol. I love to laugh and enjoy life. Get to know me. Smile

I may be sweet, but you piss me off,
I'll be a B I T C H

I'm looking for a guy who will treat me right. Be there for me when I need him. Someone I can bring around my family who will get along with them. I want a guy who won't push me into anything I don't want to do...

If you message me, don't just say hi. Start a conversation please. Or you can kiss a response bye...




I plan on moving to North Carolina this summer...so hmu.
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Quote:Well the name is Kim, Im 18 ill be 19 in May. If i dnt reply to your mssgs it pretty much meens i dnt want to tlk to you or im not interested, So to save your time DONT inbox me everyday trying to start convo. If your just looking for "Hookup", keep on looking cause thats NOT happening w me. I have a 3 yr old son thats half hispanic and he meens more to me then anything EVER will. I have a FULL-TIME job as a caregiver, Starting out easy in the medical field and working my way up... Im more of a city girl, I dont rlly like getting dirty, But its fun to be a little country every once in awhile(;
Im the type of girl that has alot of guy friends because its less drama and girls are just boring to hang out with!! I pretty much like doing anything as long as its exciting and fun.
3 things im addicted to are, Shopping, Coloring my hair, and doing make up!! I think guys w tattoos are sexxy, just not them punkish lookin fools, and mexicans are just mmmm to me ONLY if there not the dirty ones.! Im rlly just looking for someone who knows how to treat a girl right and knows how to respect her!! Im pretty tall, so i like guys who are taller then me...One of the BIGGEST turn off's is when a guy talks to me dirty or cant spell...Sooo annoying and unattractive. I like guys who are nice, w a good personality but also have that bad boy attitude! Im NOT looking for someone who wants to fight on a day to day basis abt dumb shit...Been there done that!! Also i only tlk to older guys from arnd like 21-28 just because i dont want a lil boy, i want a man in my life, Someone who is independent and out on their own already(;
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Im sure that, somewhere, there is a female forum where girls get together to share tips on how to catch men.

And the trollest trolls in there said "hey, lets troll some online dating sites and see how low will men go to get laid!"

Otherwise, I couldnt understand how these ridiculous profiles exist.
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The common thread is that they're super young, already with a kid, chubby, tatted and pieced, are cool but bitchy at the same time have no time or anything to offer, yet expect a cool, great guy. Only the chick Athena would even temp me to send a message, and that's only because she's cuter than all the rest. WOW.

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(03-29-2012 03:50 AM)houston Wrote:  Well the name is Kim, Im 18 ill be 19 in May. If i dnt reply to your mssgs it pretty much meens i dnt want to tlk to you or im not interested, So to save your time DONT inbox me everyday trying to start convo. If your just looking for "Hookup", keep on looking cause thats NOT happening w me. I have a 3 yr old son thats half hispanic and he meens more to me then anything EVER will. I have a FULL-TIME job as a caregiver, Starting out easy in the medical field and working my way up... Im more of a city girl, I dont rlly like getting dirty, But its fun to be a little country every once in awhile(;
Im the type of girl that has alot of guy friends because its less drama and girls are just boring to hang out with!! I pretty much like doing anything as long as its exciting and fun.
3 things im addicted to are, Shopping, Coloring my hair, and doing make up!! I think guys w tattoos are sexxy, just not them punkish lookin fools, and mexicans are just mmmm to me ONLY if there not the dirty ones.! Im rlly just looking for someone who knows how to treat a girl right and knows how to respect her!! Im pretty tall, so i like guys who are taller then me...One of the BIGGEST turn off's is when a guy talks to me dirty or cant spell...Sooo annoying and unattractive. I like guys who are nice, w a good personality but also have that bad boy attitude! Im NOT looking for someone who wants to fight on a day to day basis abt dumb shit...Been there done that!! Also i only tlk to older guys from arnd like 21-28 just because i dont want a lil boy, i want a man in my life, Someone who is independent and out on their own already(;
[/img]http://pics.pof.com/dating/104/85/50y3xqtyzo_190484385-2.jpg[/img]

The last one is pure gold. I'm guessing she doesn't see the irony in her turn off's being men who can't spell.


Quote:Do me a favor and dont call me mama, mamas, mami, babe or baby. If you think ill think its cute i wont, i don't know you. My name is phalen. I have a daughter named Addalyn. She's my world. I love tattoos i plan on getting them everywhere. I don't have alot of free time between my daughter and working but when i do get my free time i like to just chill. I don't like clubs or bars or any of that nonsense. I'm not looking for a one time sex thing. I dont wanna send you naked pictures. So don't ask. And don't ask me if I'm a freak. idk why ppl ask that on here. I'm a sucker for a gentlemen with tattoos. Mmm Smile if you don't cut your nails i can promise you we wont get along.
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This one is good too. Just look at her name, Phalen, and her kids name, Addalyn. Very good chance that tells you everything you need to know.
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(03-29-2012 06:59 PM)Skyhigh Wrote:  This one is good too. Just look at her name, Phalen, and her kids name, Addalyn. Very good chance that tells you everything you need to know.

Phalen at life, that one is.
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(03-29-2012 07:03 PM)basilransom Wrote:  
(03-29-2012 06:59 PM)Skyhigh Wrote:  This one is good too. Just look at her name, Phalen, and her kids name, Addalyn. Very good chance that tells you everything you need to know.

Phalen at life, that one is.

Haha, totally imagined this at the end of that.
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Here's a gem from this morning...
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Goes through all the trouble and expense to do that dumb shit and it's a half ass job at best. Yeah girl, were going to take you seriously and good luck with that when you're older. Show your grand kids I'm sure they will understand how cool you were.
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Damn mechanico. I've seen some stupid tattoos and that ones up there. I don't even know what to say about that shit. I want to hear Tuth and everyone else break it down.
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Why do these girls think that the entire world owes them something?
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(03-30-2012 12:03 PM)houston Wrote:  Damn mechanico. I've seen some stupid tattoos and that ones up there. I don't even know what to say about that shit. I want to hear Tuth and everyone else break it down.

I'm fucking speechless with some of the shit houston and mechanico have been dropping. It think babelfish kind of nailed it with this:

Quote:these girls think that the entire world owes them something?

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Getting high on her own supply:

   

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(03-30-2012 04:24 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Getting high on her own supply:

Laugh

Some of these are truly terrifying specimens.

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(03-30-2012 10:00 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Here's a gem from this morning...


Goes through all the trouble and expense to do that dumb shit and it's a half ass job at best. Yeah girl, were going to take you seriously and good luck with that when you're older. Show your grand kids I'm sure they will understand how cool you were.

At least this chick is honest and wearing her fucked up attitude literally on her sleeve. You know right away what you're dealing (or NOT dealing) with.

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(03-30-2012 10:00 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Here's a gem from this morning...

Found this sometime ago on POF. I submitted it to ugliesttattoos.com also.

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More proof girls are incapable of being funny. Although I did chuckle at a text a girl sent me today saying guys that wear ugg boots must have a mutation which makes them grow rasins instead of testicles.
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I've never known a guy friend of mine to say "I'm awesome", yet these girls are doing it even though their toes are not even dipped in the pool of awesome. The most awesome girls I've dated NEVER alluded to their awesomeness.

The delusion is becoming insanity

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(03-31-2012 08:39 AM)Roosh Wrote:  I've never known a guy friend of mine to say "I'm awesome", yet these girls are doing it even though their toes are not even dipped in the pool of awesome. The most awesome girls I've dated NEVER alluded to their awesomeness.

The delusion is becoming insanity

This goes back to the old argument: if a girl says it, it's confidence--you go, girl. If a guy says it, it's arrogance, self-absorption, or "narcissism." I brag non-stop to chicks for this reason. I tell them I'm going to brag, I brag, and then I talk about how I just bragged. They roll their eyes at me, but they keep coming back for more diz-nick.

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She should take out her dick and show that in the picture too:

   

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After all that, the coup de grace:

   

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She looks good for her age(41) and claims to be making between 150-250K on OKC.


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As bad as this is it's not like you have to search to find these specimens. Just click anyone and there you go. It's getting so bad I'm not sure how much longer I will be in online game unless I figure out another angle.
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