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(03-08-2012 05:12 PM)basilransom Wrote:  
(03-08-2012 05:01 PM)houston Wrote:  Timoteo - would you say the less a girl brings to the table, the longer her checklist is? Generally speaking.
Now that you mention it, it's true. Funny how hot girls don't really have a checklist. Sure they want a cool guy, and may even have a specific 'type,' but they don't start making up checklists.
That makes sense. They can easily get another one if they don't like the one they have. For unattractive girls, it's such a long time between drinks that they hang all their hopes on each of the rare chumps dumb enough to do them. This one's gotta be perfect, because its going to be so long before there's another.

Sure, it's stupid and counterproductive. But, you know. People are irrational.
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Here's a real gem, Miss Awesomeness!!

   

   

   

   

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Quote:I'm 18 years old. I love to go out and hangout with my family and Friends. I'm outspoken and blunt about things & very much dislike people who can't keep a conversation .truth be told you don't try neither will I.

I'm into all types of music. I'm very goofy&dorky most of the time but I know when to be serious. I don't take life too seriously because tomorrow is NEVER promised.

Anything else just hit me up with a message.
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Quote:'m samantha
I'm 20
I listen to new and old country
I smoke cigarettes (half a pack a day)
I dip skoal pouches
I am picky on who I date
I am picky what I eat
I am picky when I shop
I do work but dont (i do shut downs)
I DISLIKE SEX ALOT!!!! I only like it when I feel I can trust the guy
Wanna know more message me
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Quote:**** I may not be skinny, gorgeous or. Anything but I am who I am and I'm the most amazing person you'd ever meet I'm worth the chance I promise********I love horses my name is shaye I'm 21 i moved downto Texas about a month ago from Connecticut, I've been in some shitty relationships, I have a buncha issues but I open and willing to talk about everything in my life icwant to find a guy I can be friends with then have a relationship down the road. My family is really red neck we live in a fixer upper house and are happy I love animals do accept me for me I am bisexual I don't want to be used for it. I don't date black people I am sorry I am just not into the color Sad I am the type of girl to do all I can for te man I'm with, when he is happy I'm happy when he smiles and says thank you I just shine brighter then the sun. I always put someone else before me because that's who I am. I enjoy cleaning and I will try to cook for you and I'm honestly as close to perfect as youll ever find
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Quote:Well I guess the real question is “Are YOU what IM looking for?”

I want a friend before anything, because if we can't "click" then whats the point in going any further??

This is the deal! I want a guy Who’s generally Interested in the same things as me which would be; Music, reading, a fascination for horror films, being intimate and romantic, , doesn’t mind dancing, and loves traveling. I need a man who can be fun and serious when he needs to be. I love it when I have to get on the tips of my toes to kiss a man so yes I like a man with height. Men covered in Tattoos and piercing are a turn on in my book. But if you don’t have any that’s perfectly fine! I think men who Have long hair are delicious, I love running my fingers through it and getting to feel how silky soft it is, but!! Yes there is a “but”- I refuse to fight for mirror space in the bathroom ^V^ I love light brown eyes and the way they shine in the sunlight. I’ve got a thing for older men. But if you can meet me on my level of maturity, what does age matter? I like to dress to impress where ever I go, I refuse to look like a homeless person in public, So I need a man who’s got a thing for good hygiene. Im not interested in fighting or some ridiculous confrontation so I need a man willing to talk things out. I never raise my voice. I like it when a man has his own life because I am a busy girl with work and school I cant stand needy so lets not go there. This may seem like a lot but LETS NOT waist each others time. Other than that if you have any questions, ask away!?
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Quote:Hey hows it goin im kari..im trying this again because it didnt work out with my last person. Im single and im looking for a relationship. Im NOT attracted to black guys so dont bother
If you :
Lie a lot
Shady an shallow
Only wanna hook up
Have no vehicle or job
Believe its actually ok to sleep with someone to see if you got chemistry then decide to date them
bullsh*tand games are your middle name
DONT MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!!

Please dont waste my time
Im goofy cute an got a big heart message me im looking for something spectacular
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Quote:HelloSmile

okay, where do i start? lol
Music... is defiantly amazing and an huge inspiration that helps steer me though life.

I wanna met new people. Positive people with good intentions.

I'm prolly the happiest person you will ever meet.:]

-competitive country dancerSmile
-wake boardingSmile
-being anywhere by the water &&sunSmile
-laughing and just having a great time. Smile
-friends && familySmile)
-Christina Aguliera/ Miranda Lambert/ Etta JamesSmile
-i wanna travel the worldSmile
-Riding Dirt bikes :]
-Racing Pro-mod && Outlaw Cars.:]
-Retired Competitive Cheerleader "University Cheer Air Force" (10 Years in Cheer)Smile
-Co-ed Softball.:]

I love love love to sing :]



i'm a very unique girl Smile

(p.s if your shorter than 5"11, don't waist your time. just sayin. :])
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Quote:not to be "racist" but if you are not WHITE, don't message me.

I love to country dance, play pool & darts. I'm not scared to get muddy or "break a nail". I bust my ass for what I have! My mom & dog are my everything!

During the day I work on a ranch training horses. On weekends I work at my mom's bar as a waitress.

I will live on a ranch with horses and cattle so you must be a country boy to be with me Smile

Just ask me what you want to know Smile
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Quote:Im 18 and currently in cosmetology school. I moved here about 3 months ago from Kentucky, big change for me! I miss the country, alot. But all in all, it's alright. I really don't know what I'm looking for on here but I am brutally honest. Just to warn you. And I won't lie and tell you looks don't matter to me, because frankly they do. But intelligence is just as important (: I love to party, but a night with my close friends is just as much fun. I read and write in the daily, especially suspense stories. I am a Christian, & very religious but I don't expect everyone else to be. Some people find faith sooner than other, so it's whatever. I'm a football girl, my butt is planted in front of the tv every Sunday in season. I know where I want to go in life & I'll be damned if anyone try's to stop me. If you have any intentions in trying to change me, please move on my kind sir(:
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Quote:heyyy, im savanna. im 22 nd a single mother of a beautiful 4 yr old. dont like that, bye, icome whit a package shawtyy. i juss moved back to tx, was in nm for college where i was goin to obtain my bachelors in business management then was goin to change to criminal justice nd now that im home, i might go medical. im not sure. im a pretty crzie, spontaneous chick, down to try almost anything at least once. imma gemini, 2 sides of meh, so i always say im the sweetest **** youll ever meet, ill explain if youd like Wink) ilove love muszic. right now drake, wiz nd weezie are mha top 3 but mha muszic consumption stretches for millleeess. ilove bein whit mha friends, shoppin, goin to concerts, games (yess, ya girl likes wtchn football n basketball) nd movies. im fun lovin, have a good heart but do NOT take mha kindness for weakness, cusz ill be the 1st to put someone in their spot real quick.

Theres a lot to meh, juss have to find out Smile)


if yu read to thisz point, imust sound interestin so yu might as well message meh Tongue

thanks for stoppin by. muchos besos Smile)
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My name is Casianne and I have a beautiful daughter named Moriah. I love being outdoors. Camping, fishing, going to the beach. Im laid back and drama free and would prefer the people I meet on here to be as well... This may sound shallow, but I'm looking for someone over six feet Undecided

First Date
DINNER AND DRINKS.... o ya, and talking and getting to know each other??
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(04-01-2012 01:08 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Here's a real gem, Miss Awesomeness!!

Jesus Christ. Her only asset would be humility and she blows that as well. The sad part, guys will still fuck her and eat shit from her.
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Holy shit, houston, you really have a knack for finding the bottom of the barrel and then carving that out to get even lower. Where to start?

The no-black-guys bitches are hilarious. "I'm not racist, but..."

Or, how about the bitch that declare, straight-up that she doesn't like sex. LMAO.

"I want a tall guy." Shit, bitch, I want a hot girl not a bitch with not enough sense to move the Dorito bag.


Is Texas just packed with delusional bitches? Wow.

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I can't look at this thread because it makes me want to throw up!

I don't know how you guys can actually read these profiles?!?!

If a chick isn't cute and sexy, I don't even want her in my brain!

This is the "bottom of the barrel"!
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(04-02-2012 10:18 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Holy shit, houston, you really have a knack for finding the bottom of the barrel and then carving that out to get even lower. Where to start?

The no-black-guys bitches are hilarious. "I'm not racist, but..."

Or, how about the bitch that declare, straight-up that she doesn't like sex. LMAO.

"I want a tall guy." Shit, bitch, I want a hot girl not a bitch with not enough sense to move the Dorito bag.


Is Texas just packed with delusional bitches? Wow.

Yeah...I don't get why people feel the need to qualify their preferences. Just state them and move on. Some people might take it the wrong way, but that's their problem. It's the ones that feel the need to list what they DON'T like, instead of what they do, that are probably flat-out bigots. Just for kicks, tons of black dudes should message her, "Hi sexy!"

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(04-02-2012 04:01 PM)houston Wrote:  Anyone else find it strange that 9 times out of 10 the "white guys only" girls are hideous trolls?

Whether they admit it or not, ugly girls know that they're ugly. They adopt all these false standards in order to make it look like they're being selective.
Hot chicks don't need to do this, because they will generally have their pick of the most desirable men.

If you asked these behemoths about their diet, they'd probably tell you how picky they are about what they eat.
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After reading through this thread, WOW!
This is exactly how I picture American women.
There is a lot of fatties on the norwegian sites as well, but there is MOSTLY pretty ones.
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How much are you willing to bet that you would drive these "confident and proud" fat women into a depressive binge of ice cream consumption straight from the container if you were to call them out?
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(04-02-2012 07:40 PM)porcupine Wrote:  How much are you willing to bet that you would drive these "confident and proud" fat women into a depressive binge of ice cream consumption straight from the container if you were to call them out?

I recently wrote on my facebook status "A girl that goes out wearing pijamas is not worthy" I raised a HUGE outcry.

Few women where on my side, funny thing is, the 2 or 3 girls that did are hot and sucessful. And all of the offended girls are either fat, or ugly, and none of them have boyfriends or men going after them. And the guys that agreed with them where all slackers that would fuck anything.
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(04-02-2012 09:04 PM)germanico Wrote:  I recently wrote on my facebook status "A girl that goes out wearing pijamas is not worthy" I raised a HUGE outcry.

Few women where on my side, funny thing is, the 2 or 3 girls that did are hot and sucessful. And all of the offended girls are either fat, or ugly, and none of them have boyfriends or men going after them. And the guys that agreed with them where all slackers that would fuck anything.

Hot girls are all about talking shit about fat girls, pajamas, uggs, and other bullshit. In fact, I often use it as a opener with them. Think about it: cute girls spend as much time as we do checking each other out and gossiping about their looks. If can recruit them in our struggle, we might be able to defeat the White Knight-Fatty alliance.

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I was talking to this chick (yet another Jew who won't drive all the way to my place), and she basically admitted to getting pumped and dumped too much. Now she's older and 'mature.' I said to her, over the phone "So there's basically two tiers of guys for you, the ones you date and the ones you sleep with." "Yeah but they're not mutually exclusive. And now I want a relationship." College educated and all. YOU'S A HOE....

If you're in LA, and a bitch asks you if you're an actor, and she tells you she has a 'No Actors' policy, you can bet she's fucked a ton of 'em.
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(04-02-2012 07:21 PM)freshcream Wrote:  After reading through this thread, WOW!
This is exactly how I picture American women.
There is a lot of fatties on the norwegian sites as well, but there is MOSTLY pretty ones.

Worthless without pics

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(04-03-2012 08:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Worthless without pics

Roosh, haven't you had enough of this \/ ?

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I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Hazel
Profession Biologist Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes Longest Relationship Over 1 year

Interests

Travel TheatersHorse ridingConcerts Dance MoviesReading

About Me
I've been in this site for a while and I learned that 95% of men do not read profiles. They are only interested in the pictures. So, I thought that was a very good idea save time of everybody, including me, and I deleted the information about me.

VERY IMPORTANT!!!!
Before you start reading my profile (the 5%, I meant .. lol) I want to emphasize that I do believe POF it works. I am a normal person 100% real and sure of myself, which means i am not hiding anything. And just like me, there must be thousands of people here.
Please, do not make me waste my time if your objective being in here is to enhance your manhood. Is pathetic.
Thanks!!!
I am kind of shy person and even if i peeked at your profile, is very unusual that I do the first contact. I wait for you to contact me first. Is weird...but is the way I am...Smile

IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT ME:
People are surprised to read that my longest relationship was 1 year ... But it is true.
This last, although was short in time due to circumstances beyond our control, was the only real, intense, passionate and non-monotonous relationship than I ever lived before.

A relationship leaves more trace for its quality than for its longevity..In fact, I was married during 12 years ... and it was a nightmare

IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT YOU:
If for some reason there is good chemistry between us, please be consistent and predictable. I was never a person who lives above the lives of my partner, I like being independent, but certainly I've always been an important part in the daily life of our relationship .... and vice versa. So if we begin to know, do not disappear and appear after 2 weeks. This will wake up immediately my disinterest.
You are probably married and cheat on your wife behind a computer. So please do not make me waste my time .... I do not like unstable people and of course. are not welcome ...Smile

UPDATED PARAGRAPH: Let me change this paragraph because seems that it wasn't very explicit...Smile

If you are the kind of man who has a routine that he loves, like:
1. Change the truck's oil;
2. Play golf with Tom;
3. Clean the garage;
4. Walking the dog....
and has the idea to include me in that list, as #5,....please .. do not contact me.
At this point of my life, time is precious and the art of wooing is still important, even at my age. Same with the matter of distance. If you think that distance makes impossible any relationship, please do not make me waste my time with text messages like "hello "..." I'll call you ... someday" .. because men who have as their life's limit ... the fence of their house ..are not attractive to me, at all...Smile

My pictures are recent. Please if you contact me, have pictures posted in your profile.


This bitch is 54

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(04-04-2012 09:50 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT ME:
People are surprised to read that my longest relationship was 1 year ... But it is true.
This last, although was short in time due to circumstances beyond our control, was the only real, intense, passionate and non-monotonous relationship than I ever lived before.

....

This bitch is 54

Bitch is 54 and has never been in a relationship longer than a year?! Holy shit.

1. She must be totally incorrigible; AND
2. She must have touched hundreds, even a thousand, cocks.

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LOL. I just noticed this bitch is wearing a subway token around her neck. I don't why this is funny, but it is.

   

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(04-04-2012 12:15 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  LOL. I just noticed this bitch is wearing a subway token around her neck. I don't why this is funny, but it is.

Instead of 'Good for one fare' it says 'Good for one bang'

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(04-04-2012 12:07 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(04-04-2012 09:50 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT ME:
People are surprised to read that my longest relationship was 1 year ... But it is true.
This last, although was short in time due to circumstances beyond our control, was the only real, intense, passionate and non-monotonous relationship than I ever lived before.

....

This bitch is 54

Bitch is 54 and has never been in a relationship longer than a year?! Holy shit.

1. She must be totally incorrigible; AND
2. She must have touched hundreds, even a thousand, cocks.

She's one of those extreme "It's all about me" types. In need of constant attention and acknowledgement. If a guy DARES show interest in anything else for a few minutes, she's out the door. As rational as she sounds, she's probably a nut. She's asking a man to show complete and total devotion to a bitch well past her expiration date. She's a lifetime pump and dump victim, because she's so suffocating.

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How many times is this blob going to tell us she's loud? Does she think my boner gets harder every time she repeats it? And, why do so many of these broads insist on telling us just how loud they are?

   

   

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