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Why am I not surprised that she likes "feminist men"?

   

   

   

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Brutal. It seems the Cali girls are a little smart and confused where the southern girls are just fucked up trash
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This one isn't particularly hamster-like, but noteworthy. I actually don't know what to make of this one--especially the Alpha-Beta language.

   

   

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She has a plain face, and what she wrote is strange, but I think that railing about the importance of fitness gives her enough brownie points to be interesting. Nothing that she wrote is offending or delusional like in all of the profiles before, even if you could fairly say that so much explaining is not needed. I'd send her a message if I lived close.

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I was a little amused by this one. She puts the word "namaste" right in her username, but then says she doesn't want to date ethnic dudes. These yoga bitches have completely forgotten where their little pastime came from.

   

   

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(04-08-2012 09:12 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I was a little amused by this one. She puts the word "namaste" right in her username, but then says she doesn't want to date ethnic dudes. These yoga bitches have completely forgotten where their little pastime came from.

That is kind of funny. Even stranger though, is that she marked you down for not being a miscegenationist. Like, okay, I understand you don't dig black guys, you only want a white guy. But why do you hate on me, a white guy, because *I'm* willing to date a black girl? You're either a member of the KKK, or just retarded.

Off-topic, I don't understand why guys hate on bitches for having racial preferences. I mean, I can sympathize, because the girl is rejecting you before you even try, but even we guys have racial preferences ourselves. Girls have all sorts of preferences - plenty specify they want guys into pro sports, and I have nearly as much chance of being that kind of guy as I do being black. But it's water under the bridge, because those girls, to me at least, are always wack.

One of my worst dates ever was with a chick like the fitness girl. Funny though, you will almost never see a skinny girl, fit or not, who is open to dating fat men.
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I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...
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(04-09-2012 02:31 AM)houston Wrote:  I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...

Aren't most of them from european ancestry and therefore 'white' anyway?
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(04-09-2012 03:30 AM)Asmodeus Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 02:31 AM)houston Wrote:  I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...

Aren't most of them from european ancestry and therefore 'white' anyway?
I don't think the online girls will care about that ancestry when they hear one speaking spanish Laugh
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(04-09-2012 04:36 AM)houston Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 03:30 AM)Asmodeus Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 02:31 AM)houston Wrote:  I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...

Aren't most of them from european ancestry and therefore 'white' anyway?
I don't think the online girls will care about that ancestry when they hear one speaking spanish Laugh

houston if they have that much of an issue with it and you still want to fuck her, tell her you're Italian or French. If she doesn't believe you, insist that you're 100% Louisiana Cajun in the deepest Southern accent you can muster.
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(04-09-2012 02:31 AM)houston Wrote:  I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...

Yeah I was thrown by the hippie thing too. I guess more conservative types have started taking it up.

I find that most white-only girls don't care if you look white. They just mean they don't want a guy who looks like this:

   

   

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(04-09-2012 09:56 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 02:31 AM)houston Wrote:  I assumed yoga girls didn't discriminate like that. I guess it's so trendy now that you have all kinds of girls in those studios, not just hippie types. I've always wondered what would happen if one of those white girls got tricked by a hispanic player that looks like a white dude...

Yeah I was thrown by the hippie thing too. I guess more conservative types have started taking it up.

I find that most white-only girls don't care if you look white. They just mean they don't want a guy who looks like this:

The other thing to remember is that a significant number of women are, for lack of a better phrase, socially-fucking-retarded. The idea of having to relate to someone from a different background probably terrifies her. The remarkable thing about this forum is that it is based around the idea that if you want to make a connection with women in different cultures, you actually have to learn something about that culture. Most women, most people for that matter, are somewhat reluctant to setting foot outside of their own comfort zone.

Her having "namaste" in her name is just a reflection of her SWPL status. It's faux-diversity. A signal to let all the other yuppies know that she's the right kind of white person.
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Here's a good one. This little chunk of girl-logic is brought to you by a reasonably cute girl. The crazy part is: how does she think that basically admitting to being pumped and dumped by "losers" is going to make her sound more attractive to a quality dude? She's basically telling us she's ready for a provider.

Hamster

I'm shocked (though I probably shouldn't be) at the number of real-life and online chicks who confess this kind of shit right off the bat. I've had it said on straight-up first dates.

   

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(04-09-2012 07:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Here's a good one. This little chunk of girl-logic is brought to you by a reasonably cute girl. The crazy part is: how does she think that basically admitting to being pumped and dumped by "losers" is going to make her sound more attractive to a quality dude? She's basically telling us she's ready for a provider.

Hamster

I'm shocked (though I probably shouldn't be) at the number of real-life and online chicks who confess this kind of shit right off the bat. I've had it said on straight-up first dates.

It's realllllly easy to get chicks admit to this kind of thing. I did it twice this past week in phone convos. I'd say something like "haha, you go to bars and take guys home and then find out they make shitty boyfriends, and you're tired of doing that..." And they're like "haha, yeah..." Both chicks lived in the party part of town, starting to suspect all the girls there are straight up hoes.
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Yeah, some girls are really open with complaining about the guys they've dated so long as they don't rationalize it as telling you how many cocks have been rammed up her ass. The one thing I find funny about girls who complain about their past "lovers" is that its like an instruction manual to bang them. The asshole is her type, she likes being treated like shit shes telling you this. Its almost like an unconscious test shes giving you.
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I have an online girl coming to fuck now for the first time. I sent a nice message a few weeks ago. Nothing. I sent her another one accusing her of trolling. She tells me off. Set her another one. Accused her of over-trolling and stalking me online. She bites. She meets me briefly for a drink, I bail we set up a second date. I blow her off. She gets drunk and starts sexting me. I don't sext. She claims to have a "kit" full of toys during this sexting. She's bringing it over now.
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Did you get decent/up to date pics? Last week I messaged some 38 year old (I'm 20) who said she was there for threesomes with her female partner. We were on chat and she kept making the conversation more and more sexual. Said she's always wanted to bang in a carpark, I tell her theres one across the street from me. Just as I'm about to tell her where I live she says "you don't mind bigger girls do you" my boner deflates as she sends me a picture of herself, she wasn't that bad, looked about 28 instead of 38, but was just way too fat.

Good luck though, maybe she'll have some weird ass things you've never seen before.
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(04-09-2012 07:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Here's a good one. This little chunk of girl-logic is brought to you by a reasonably cute girl. The crazy part is: how does she think that basically admitting to being pumped and dumped by "losers" is going to make her sound more attractive to a quality dude? She's basically telling us she's ready for a provider.

Hamster

I'm shocked (though I probably shouldn't be) at the number of real-life and online chicks who confess this kind of shit right off the bat. I've had it said on straight-up first dates.

https://twitter.com/#!/rooshv/status/187349854769528833

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(04-09-2012 08:29 PM)Roosh Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 07:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Here's a good one. This little chunk of girl-logic is brought to you by a reasonably cute girl. The crazy part is: how does she think that basically admitting to being pumped and dumped by "losers" is going to make her sound more attractive to a quality dude? She's basically telling us she's ready for a provider.

Hamster

I'm shocked (though I probably shouldn't be) at the number of real-life and online chicks who confess this kind of shit right off the bat. I've had it said on straight-up first dates.

https://twitter.com/#!/rooshv/status/187349854769528833

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I learned this lesson late in the game. i.e. last year when I went on 4 dates with this 28 year old bartender who gave me crazy LMR. Not even a bathroom handjob. She made one of my "Burning Bridges" blog post stories.

Never find yourself on the wrong side of a cock carousel road block that was just recently put up.

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(04-09-2012 08:32 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 08:29 PM)Roosh Wrote:  
(04-09-2012 07:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Here's a good one. This little chunk of girl-logic is brought to you by a reasonably cute girl. The crazy part is: how does she think that basically admitting to being pumped and dumped by "losers" is going to make her sound more attractive to a quality dude? She's basically telling us she's ready for a provider.

Hamster

I'm shocked (though I probably shouldn't be) at the number of real-life and online chicks who confess this kind of shit right off the bat. I've had it said on straight-up first dates.

https://twitter.com/#!/rooshv/status/187349854769528833

"Any girl who says "Now I'm ready for a relationship" has had too many cocks. She doesn't deserve a relationship."

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I learned this lesson late in the game. i.e. last year when I went on 4 dates with this 28 year old bartender who gave me crazy LMR. Not even a bathroom handjob. She made one of my "Burning Bridges" blog post stories.

Never find yourself on the wrong side of a cock carousel road block that was just recently put up.

Yeah, I saw that Twitter post, did my post inspire that?

I've run into a bunch of these 'ex'-hoes online, and it's a total mindfuck. The script goes like this - she's had a ton of sex with strangers, shortly after meeting. She's matured, and now she's ready for a relationship. And that means doing nothing more than making out on the first date, making you feel like a sap if you bother to wait around. I never do. Sometimes they're the younger variant, who haven't gone through as much cock and heartbreak, but they've decided that now would be a good time for a boyfriend.

Often, these girls are *still* fucking around, going at night and banging players. But they put you on the 'beta boyfriend' track, so they deny you access while they're banging other dudes. If she's not already banging a dude, at the very least, she's still open to one-night stands when they go out to bars. Just not with you, who she met online. This is okay because 'I'm not easy with guys I date' but she is with completely random dudes.

If a chick insists on putting me into the beta boyfriend bin and delaying sex with me, I can tell quickly and will peace immediately. If you stick around, you're just asking to get tooled. And, you get put in this category because you met her online, not because of your game necessarily. I've seen chicks say stuff like "if I just wanted a hookup, I'll go to a bar, thankyouverymuch." So they justify going online by laying that beta manipulation game on you.

It's fucking ridiculous how Cosmo and the like will sometimes tell chicks not to make out on the first date with a guy they like, while promoting hookups and sex with complete strangers. Unless she's a virgin, there's no excuse not to make out with a guy a she likes on the first date.
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(04-09-2012 09:00 PM)basilransom Wrote:  I've run into a bunch of these 'ex'-hoes online, and it's a total mindfuck. The script goes like this - she's had a ton of sex with strangers, shortly after meeting. She's matured, and now she's ready for a relationship. And that means doing nothing more than making out on the first date, making you feel like a sap if you bother to wait around. I never do. Sometimes they're the younger variant, who haven't gone through as much cock and heartbreak, but they've decided that now would be a good time for a boyfriend.

Often, these girls are *still* fucking around, going at night and banging players. But they put you on the 'beta boyfriend' track, so they deny you access while they're banging other dudes. If she's not already banging a dude, at the very least, she's still open to one-night stands when they go out to bars.

Remove the context of online dating and 16 and 17 year old girls do this as well. Scary, isn't it?
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(04-09-2012 08:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I have an online girl coming to fuck now for the first time. I sent a nice message a few weeks ago. Nothing. I sent her another one accusing her of trolling. She tells me off. Set her another one. Accused her of over-trolling and stalking me online. She bites. She meets me briefly for a drink, I bail we set up a second date. I blow her off. She gets drunk and starts sexting me. I don't sext. She claims to have a "kit" full of toys during this sexting. She's bringing it over now.
Follow up on the lay.. The "Kit" Was not in her bag of tricks nor did I expect it to be. I called her on it also. Not right away but after I was inside her. I ran the show then started to ask about why she couldn't deliver. It just made her wetter.

So in closing you guys have to understand the written and spoken part of these hamster profiles are mostly just some lame smoke and mirrors. Keep in it and don't let it upset you.
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Quote:Yeah, I saw that Twitter post, did my post inspire that?

It sure did!

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Another thing I see like crazy are cute girls with a bunch of pictures. In all of them but one, they have beautiful, long hair. Then in the last picture, they have an ugly, short boy-cut with a caption that says (always, always) something like this: "Most recent picture. I cut all my hair off!" Fuck!

If there's one thing I hate most about American girls (besides the fatness), it's their obsession with cutting all their fucking hair off. It seems to happen around the same time (early-to-mid 20s). I've been noticing it for years, but it's particularly stark online.

   

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(04-11-2012 10:39 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Another thing I see like crazy are cute girls with a bunch of pictures. In all of them but one, they have beautiful, long hair. Then in the last picture, they have an ugly, short boy-cut with a caption that says (always, always) something like this: "Most recent picture. I cut all my hair off!" Fuck!

If there's one thing I hate most about American girls (besides the fatness), it's their obsession with cutting all their fucking hair off. It seems to happen around the same time (early-to-mid 20s). I've been noticing it for years, but it's particularly stark online.

Plus you know know know that *all* of their girlfriends will tell her "Laura, you look good with short hair. Not everyone can pull that off, but you totally do. You definitely have the face for it. " Uhh, no, you look worse, and your friends would tell you that even if you looked like Rosie O'Donnell.

The only women that can pull it off are extremely feminine-looking pixie types. Think Audrey Hepburn. And even they probably look better with long hair.

I will admit though, it can be hot, in the "I have short hair and I *still* look fucking hot" kind of way. But very, very few girls fall in that category.

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