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Girl #2 Self-summary

Quote:"I'm intelligent, have a good sense of humour and I'm just looking for a bit of fun! Looking to make new friends and/or have casual dalliances. Strident feminist. Not interested in anyone conservative (be that in politics, lifestyle choices, values or style). "

I messaged her with the following;

"I find it amusing about how you hate the conservative side of life and yet your haircut is a style many conservative women would go for. "


Her response was typical artsy-student type.


Quote:I find it amusing that you think I should have empathy for my oppressors.



I've noticed the sheer number of bisexual women with this shitty attitude probably outnumbers the sane ones. Not that I go near bisexuals in the first place.

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05-04-2013 01:22 PM
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How do you get a persons POF profile onto this site? Do you take a picture of it via phone?

What app do you use to make arrows or bold parts of their profile?

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05-04-2013 01:47 PM
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This chick seemed like a normal, geeky 22 year old

UNTIL.
05-04-2013 01:59 PM
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(05-04-2013 01:47 PM)CThunder86 Wrote:  How do you get a persons POF profile onto this site? Do you take a picture of it via phone?

What app do you use to make arrows or bold parts of their profile?

Screenshot+paint.

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05-04-2013 05:33 PM
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Ran across these gems today. Some of these girls can be a little creepy, like dudes with asian fetishes.

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05-05-2013 03:50 PM
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She isn't that pretty, which pisses me off when they talk like they are. Fuccccccccccccccccck. I blame it on the fucking emo boys who lied to her all the time trying to get into her pants.
05-05-2013 04:41 PM
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Intrigued, I clicked.

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OMG. Has there ever been a fairer maiden to walk/roll this earth?

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Double fisting. I'm falling double deep

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She is as close to physically perfect as a female can get, but let's see if her personality can stand up to the challenge.

Quote:I’m really good at:
Being unabashedly outspoken and eloquently vulgar; saying what everyone is thinking but can't/won't say; dissecting and playing with language/semiotics; creating pockets of silence within the cacophany of life; talking my way into and out of nearly anything; unintentionally charming the pants off of people (and failing at getting anywhere near pants-off when I actually TRY); reading body language and vocal tones; being a tasty-food mad scientist; and using way too bloody many commas and semicolons.

Why yes, yes it does.

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05-05-2013 09:57 PM
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(05-05-2013 09:57 PM)kerouac Wrote:  [Image: 15948773169247044290.jpeg]

Double fisting. I'm falling double deep

Im sure his girlfriend pegs him in the ass.

O wait. Is he a woman?
05-06-2013 01:46 AM
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(05-05-2013 09:57 PM)kerouac Wrote:  Intrigued, I clicked.

[Image: 12126696627370316515.jpeg]

OMG. Has there ever been a fairer maiden to walk/roll this earth?

Quote:I’m really good at:
Being unabashedly outspoken and eloquently vulgar; saying what everyone is thinking but can't/won't say; dissecting and playing with language/semiotics; creating pockets of silence within the cacophany of life; talking my way into and out of nearly anything; unintentionally charming the pants off of people (and failing at getting anywhere near pants-off when I actually TRY); reading body language and vocal tones; being a tasty-food mad scientist; and using way too bloody many commas and semicolons.

Why yes, yes it does.

Rolleyes

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05-06-2013 01:47 AM
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Translation: "Yes I do but not with you! (At least not until after six dinners...)"
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05-08-2013 06:57 PM
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Okay, trying this again.

I deleted my account because people were so fatphobic it made me throw up into my mouth all the time. Anyway.
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05-09-2013 12:59 AM
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Godz help me, I'm back on POF...it's been a couple of years, um, my-my how things have changed, apparently: THIS is now an Average Body Type?

   

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05-09-2013 04:09 AM
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Quote:I deleted my account because people were so fatphobic it made me throw up into my mouth all the time. Anyway.

...And then she ate it again.
05-09-2013 11:07 AM
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(05-09-2013 04:09 AM)ZeD9 Wrote:  Godz help me, I'm back on POF...it's been a couple of years, um, my-my how things have changed, apparently: THIS is now an Average Body Type?

Looking at her face pictures (the only ones that didn't make me want to hurl) I'd say she's either aged incredibly well (she's 42??!) or she's really good with the makeup. Having seen some white women in her 30's and how they look in photos vs in person, I'm going to go with good makeup skills.
05-09-2013 01:31 PM
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This is what happens to a girl's ego (in the US) when she's just a little cute:

   

   

   

   

   

   

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05-12-2013 06:45 PM
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^^she'd rather be judged on her personality?? Egads. She's obviously never been judged on her personality.

I don't know how you guys can suppress the urge you must have to troll these dullards.
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(05-12-2013 07:31 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  ^^she'd rather be judged on her personality?? Egads. She's obviously never been judged on her personality.

I don't know how you guys can suppress the urge you must have to troll these dullards.

good lord, unfortunately she'll never change she'll just get bitchier as her male attention dies off
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Chick thinks she's cool... "Look I can make an ironic profile! I'm so smart!"

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05-12-2013 10:42 PM
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Of course she's comfortable. That's a lot of skin. Three or four motherfuckers would be comfortable in that bitch's skin.
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Her cleavage has cleavages...
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you know she bet banged out more than 80 percent of this forum too

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^^This is likely what Roman women looked like circa 410
05-23-2013 10:38 PM
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(05-23-2013 10:38 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  ^^This is likely what Roman women looked like circa 410

No way even the most elite of women could have achieved the daily caloric intake on a Mediterranean diet to maintain that massive amount of fat. And, the women who were fat (considerably less than that manatee) were probably a tiny minority.

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(05-23-2013 10:45 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(05-23-2013 10:38 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  ^^This is likely what Roman women looked like circa 410

No way even the most elite of women could have achieved the daily caloric intake on a Mediterranean diet to maintain that massive amount of fat. And, the women who were fat (considerably less than that manatee) were probably a tiny minority.

Lol, how true. The Romans also wouldn't have had demolition crews to get her to the hospital when her organs fail. I suppose our own decline will be uniquely dysfunctional.
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