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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
http://shine.yahoo.com/anderson-cooper/8...00493.html


a little person agrees to put a hat on them, a helmet for safety and some padding and they are thrown as far as they possibly can just because they are a little person.
03-20-2012 03:21 PM
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
I feel this needs to be posted in E Mechs summer clothing thread, just for lulz.

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03-20-2012 04:36 PM
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Commander Shepard Offline
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
Finally, a reason to renounce my Florida birth certificate. What the fuck were they thinking?
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2012 06:06 PM by Commander Shepard.)
03-20-2012 06:05 PM
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
This is like women complaining that porn is demeaning to women. Midget entertainers do it because they want to, and they get paid.
03-20-2012 06:28 PM
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
I have to hand it to Anderson Cooper. There is no way in hell I could have listened to that midget chick describe dwarf tossing without laughing my ass off. He didn't even crack a smile. That is professionalism.

The politician who wants to repeal the dwarf tossing law is a bold dude. I can imagine his conversations with reporters:

REPORTER: In a time of massive unemployment and a collapse of the Florida housing market, what is your plan to stimulate the economy?

POLITICIAN: Legalize dwarf tossing.
03-20-2012 06:46 PM
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
Is it just me, or is that midget lady cute in a librarian kinda way?
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03-20-2012 06:59 PM
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RE: Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
(03-20-2012 06:59 PM)Smitty Wrote:  Is it just me, or is that midget lady cute in a librarian kinda way?
Eatpuss

I'd bang her if only for the story.

Also trying to hook up with a one legged chick I went to school with... you guessed it, for the story.

Now, where to meet midgets...

(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
03-20-2012 09:07 PM
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