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Laser Hair Removal
Would anyone consider this?

I have a moderately hairy back which I do nothing about. My shoulders and upper arms I will trim with a buzzer every now and again.

I know its expensive but my concern is whether this is too vain or something more for a gay dude to do

If I were to do it, would be back and shoulders...


any thoughts here?
03-23-2012 05:35 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
If i had load of extra spending money yes, but its not on the top of my list of things to do.

First up would be eye laser surgery. I feel like i'm missing out on bangs just because i'm unable to make good eye contact. I have -2 on both eyes and refuse to wear my glasses outside the house or car.

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03-23-2012 05:47 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Who gives a fuck what people think. Laser remove the hair on your asshole if you want to - it would make wiping your ass easier.

I’d rather be far right, than far wrong!
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
(03-23-2012 06:08 PM)durangotang Wrote:  Who gives a fuck what people think.

I care about what people think if I want to fuck them.

(03-23-2012 06:08 PM)durangotang Wrote:  Laser remove the hair on your asshole if you want to - it would make wiping your ass easier.

This, I bet, is true.

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03-23-2012 07:02 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
I know a red headed guy who is slightly feminine sensitive hipster type, and this guy has long body hair everywhere. He has it on his neck, back, upper arms, everywhere. I would wager about an inch long. I think the only places he was spared are his cheeks, nose, ears, around his eyes, his palms and the soles of his feet. He is pretty sensitive about it, but is also a great musician in multiple bands, a photographer and general artist. You should see the ass he pulls. Damn. Women just aren't like us.

Do I think it's necessary removing the hair from your back? No. Would it help? Probably a little in terms of broadening the market and raising your confidence. From what I have seen, you be better off buying a musical instrument and getting good at playing that then join a band.

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RE: Laser Hair Removal
I want to remove the hair from my buttcheeks, would def appreciate advice on this.
03-23-2012 08:04 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
(03-23-2012 08:04 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  I want to remove the hair from my buttcheeks, would def appreciate advice on this.

Same here, shaving down there or using Nair is not going to work out
03-23-2012 08:32 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Search your local laser clinics and ask if they do a Brazilian-like procedure where the sun don't shine.

As well, check out local ads in the paper or on the Internet for women who have a laser machine at home. They operate a home based business and their prices are cheap
03-24-2012 08:51 AM
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And then you get rid of the hair and you'll start to zero in on another one of your "flaws."

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03-24-2012 09:28 AM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
(03-23-2012 05:35 PM)bigxxx Wrote:  Would anyone consider this?

I have a moderately hairy back which I do nothing about. My shoulders and upper arms I will trim with a buzzer every now and again.

I know its expensive but my concern is whether this is too vain or something more for a gay dude to do

If I were to do it, would be back and shoulders...


any thoughts here?

Yeah, i have 1 solid piede of advice for you coming from 1st hand experience. SAVE YOUR MONEY, IT DOES NOT FULLY WORK !! Dude, I did a lot of research on this, long story short, no doctor gives you any guarantee. I am by no means a hairy guy at all. But i just got tired of shaving the little chest hair I had as it itched when it grew back. So, I tried the best laser out there and blew about $800 bucks. It only diminishes some of the quantity of hair and lightens some of it. But, for stubborn areas like back or chest hair, i will not remove most of the hair, you will still see it, and it HURTS like hell to do this. Just wax or shave it dude.
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03-24-2012 04:41 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
I heard its very painful. I wouldn't mind doing it to my entire dick region. I could care less about the hair on my ass or lower back.
03-24-2012 06:25 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
The issue is none of the laser clinics give you a guarantee, they say you need to come in a couple of years to get 'maintenance' done. That sounds iffy especially if you are spending more than 1 or 2 grand
03-24-2012 08:21 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Laser hair removal definitely works. I had a former LTR who did around her bikini area and it was as smooth as anything. Never a stray hair. Her pussy was a joy to eat out. Thing is, it works better if you're pale, because the hair contrasts better against the skin, apparently. Also, you need to get multiple treatments because hair grows at different rates and they need to blast all the follicles for the area to be hairless.

I thought about doing it in some of my manscaping areas (to save me time and work), but since my style is a natural-looking blend between wild and groomed, I decided against it.

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03-25-2012 11:23 AM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Ya I would consider my ass only to make wiping easier. A few years ago I was really paranoid about my body hair. Now I really don't give a fuck. I would only consider so I would not have to shave every 10 days. As I've grown up I realized women do not give a fuck.. only time I ever got a evil eye and a broad throwing a fit is when I got lazy and let my junk hair grow out.. other than that I could stick my hairy ass in a females face she won't care lol.

Roosh does have a good point once you kill of one bird you will start to zero in on other shit. Its best just to leave your body as god intended.
03-26-2012 10:58 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Also give Nair a try, I tried it recently and it works pretty well.

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03-28-2012 05:47 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
I did it 5 times.Actually starting fucking one of the girls so only paid 2 times.
I will tell you if you have thin dark hair, it is better. Hair distintegrates quick.
i have blond hair and after 5 times it reduced it, but it still grows back... but less so.
and on your chest (at least mine) it hurt like a bitch.
03-28-2012 10:49 PM
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Went to a clinic and got a mole removed today. Was planning on getting neck hair major lazer'd off but the woman said it would take like 5 treatments an the treatments had to be 4-6 weeks apart. I'm leaving Serbia at the end of the month so I would only have one appointment. She said that would take maybe 20% max of the hair away. It was like 70 Euros...

I did a quick search in the waiting room for laser hair removal in the Philippines (Where I am going when I leave here) and you can get 4 treatments done for $160 bucks... I will be there for awhile so I am just going to wait till I get to the Phils and laser away some hair... I'm going to ask them about doing my ass and balls to #yolo

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RE: Laser Hair Removal
I've done it for my chest and back. Lots of money, not awesome results. They're using top of the line systems too. Done with back, at least now the hair left is peach fuzz. My chest has thicker and darker hair which I find unsightly because I'm very fair skinned and haired. I'm 50% through treatment and I let my hair grow out to see where I was and I look like an extra from Les Miserables. Looks like I have mange. Hopefully the last 5 treatments will do it. I still shave my chest daily. Its a PITA.
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
Its getting cheaper....

I've had five sessions on my torso, and its taken about 20% of the hair out.

If you have dark hair and fair skin it works better.
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
(03-23-2012 08:04 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  I want to remove the hair from my buttcheeks, would def appreciate advice on this.

A famous rant on the subject:

Quote:I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.


I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!


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RE: Laser Hair Removal
OP, I did laser hair removal from the back and shoulders.

I had a lot of hair there.

It works well (so far anyway, it's been about 7 years).

But it depends if you're a good candidate (the more contrast between your hair color and your skin, the better).

They have laser solutions for 'bad candidates' too (e.g. white person with fair hair or black with black hair), but I can't attest to their effectiveness.

About price, it depends where you do it. As we are mostly travelers here just go to a country where it's cheaper. However do find a reputable clinic otherwise it's a risk.

It hurts like crazy, you can ask for a numbing cream but it makes the laser less efficient as it blocks the lens. I therefore did it without cream. It seriously hurts during the treatment ("why am I doing this to myself" kind of hurts), but not afterwards. Your back will look like hell for a few days after treatment, then it heals.

You'll need to go a few times (I went about 5-6 times), at first roughly 2 months apart, the last 2 times were already about 4-6 months apart. It hurts less after the first 2-3 treatments since the hair becomes weaker.

Feel free to ask anything.
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
(03-24-2012 09:28 AM)Roosh Wrote:  And then you get rid of the hair and you'll start to zero in on another one of your "flaws."

Yes this is definitely true Undecided

Although I'm still very happy I did it and would recommend it to anyone.

What can be relatively easily fixed should be fixed, if you're bothered by it. Laser hair removal is a perfect example of that.

What's more difficult to fix you have to live with, or kill yourself, it's your personal choice.

I did it for myself, not so to 'get more girls', it didn't affect my game or results either way, just made me feel better about my appearance.

I would say though that if anyone does this "so to get more girls" he's in for a disappointment. Girls don't give a shit about your body hair and I can definitely attest to my first hand experience with this.
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RE: Laser Hair Removal
It's a total waste of money, and you will just keep spending it and spending it.
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