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RE: Florida. Possibly the most fucked up place
I just emailed that crazy dude on FB and told him where Emech works and that he is possessed by the devil.
09-23-2013 04:27 PM
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(09-23-2013 04:27 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I just emailed that crazy dude on FB and told him where Emech works and that he is possessed by the devil.

Did you also tell him that El Mech gives registered sex offenders a 75% discount on auto repairs?
09-23-2013 04:50 PM
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RE: Florida. Possibly the most fucked up place
^^^Haha, him and mech can creep the internet together. I can't believe its been two years this month since I went down to meet up with that shady Greek troll. Been dying to get back. If staying and basing out of the states, I'll move down and live on a boat and enjoy the lifestyle. Florida is fucking awesome. To me the only other place that can hold a candle to it is NYC. The type of boat I'm talking about:

   


   


   


There's a perfect to dock it down there and I'd have a steady stream of pussy coming through.
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Florida is fun because you have to navigate around a bunch of retards to get to the pussy. The trick is to make it look like you're not doing it.

Then 15 minutes later you're in the thick with ethnic girls and have to do the same thing while actually DHV at the same time.

This shit is actually really fun and there's no shortage of asap tail here.
09-23-2013 08:59 PM
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I need to get back to Tampa.


   



   
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RE: Florida. Possibly the most fucked up place
Here's another guy a little more successful with the ladies...
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/bay..._forc.html

It's no that uncommon that these old ladies have younger dudes especially in the trailer parks. Even one of my friends was dating the queen of the park up the road, the older chicks try to control the situation with their fixed incomes via booze flow etc.

I've actually been to many parties in these places it's really disgusting but you can't help but watch, What's even funnier is when they talk about them before you see them and they all have old lady names like Eunice, Gertrude etc.
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^^^ Haha. Emech and Houston will be out of jobs soon.
09-24-2013 08:40 AM
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RE: Florida. Possibly the most fucked up place
Here's some funny local crime stuff...

http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/crime

This guy is a friend of mine..
http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/crime...ars-prison
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And a Facebook status update from John

Quote:Satan possessing people called me twice today and we spoke for a long time and I recorded what he said to me over the phone and I plan to share it with you eventually. Also I sent a lot of text messages to my black girlfriend. and we got back together today. Satan called me on my phone while I was with my girlfriend at a doctors office. He said he is coming to rape my girlfriend and he said that all your churches are his.
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09-24-2013 09:18 AM
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RE: Florida. Possibly the most fucked up place
I love hitting I-75S and crossing the Florida line. It's like warping into an alternative universe. I started heading across the border in '05, mainly to the Panhandle, chasing tail in Tallahassee and Panama City Beach. Always heard Pensacola and Jacksonville were shitholes. A friend used to live on Merritt Island which had potential.

Still though, Tampa is, IMO, the crown jewel of the south. Every time I've been to Florida it turned into an adventure. Either lots of pussy or seeing fucked up shit, or both. Made it to Daytona for bike week once and that was enough. Holy hellfire.

Fuck the touristy bars, get a friend to show you the local dives and sit back and watch the insanity. Emechs all over the place running amock. Must be something in the H2o down there. People in GA just do normal stupid shit, but in FL? Mannnnnnnnn. A fucking 24 hr 3 ring circus.

I still want to run though the states interior like over in Orlando. If people act that crazy on the beach, it must me 10x for landlocked.
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(09-24-2013 10:11 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I love hitting I-75S and crossing the Florida line. It's like warping into an alternative universe. I started heading across the border in '05, mainly to the Panhandle, chasing tail in Tallahassee and Panama City Beach. Always heard Pensacola and Jacksonville were shitholes. A friend used to live on Merritt Island which had potential.


Jacksonville is. Pensacola is not-lots of hot girls there. The downtown scene is hopping these days with new places opening up and the beach is a separate scene in itself. It has hot trashy girls, beach bunnies and upscale cougars in abundance. I've banged four Pcola girls in the last year

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More from John...

Quote:Hello. I'm at a Goodyear auto repair shop and I thought that my cigarette lighter was not working which is what I plug my GPS Navigator into but really it works OK he told me after a diagnoztic check that costed me $49 for nothing. There was a malfunctioning device that I was plugging into the cigarette lighter that had the problem. Then he said I need to get the transmission fluid and power steering fluid and regular oil changed because it was dirty and also said that I need to get the 2 front tires replaced because they are almost completely worn out and so I have to pay $570 more dollars to get all this done and that is taking almost all the money I have left in the bank but my mother said that she will pay for it. So it is getting done now. While I was getting ready to come here today Satan called again from an unknown number and left a voicemail message on my voicemail. I went to see my psychiatrist yesterday and I played some of my recordings of Satan speaking to me and I said that this proves that I'm not mentally ill and not imagining voices in my head and am not really a paranoid schizophrenic and don't need any medication or poison and that I'm not taking any poison any more and that he is going to hell because he doubted that that was really Satan speaking in my recordings. So anyway I'm never going back to see him again and am never going to take any more of that poison again. I'm also dating and fucking a very beautiful black woman who is 37 now and she treats me good. All the white women and there are many of them that I have asked to go on dates with me who reject me and Jesus Christ, my God who I represent are going to hell for sure!
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1 - He should have his own reality show

2 - He's a moron, just get some used tires and change the fluids yourself.

3 - Like IRT, he will never get a white woman.

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Shark attack on my beach this morning! http://www.wmbb.com/story/23526596/child

Kid was bitten on the foot in very shallow water-nothing serious.Probably a little blacktip or sand shark-they sometimes mistake a foot for a fish

If tourists knew what was actually out there just off the beach they wouldn't go in the water- there are a lot of sharks here. If you stand on an upper condo balcony or parasail you can see how many there are, including some bigass bulls and hammerheads

That said- given how many sharks and people are in the water together the sharks are remarkably well behaved- the last serious attacks in the panhandle were 2005

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John strikes again!
Quote:Hello. I broke up with my black girlfriend yesterday. I was at my mother's mobile home with my black girlfriend to wash our laundry in my mother's washing machine. I had also put some good steak meat in my crockpot to cook slowly at my apartment while we were away doing laundry. My mother is out of town and in her home in Tennessee and said that while she is gone that I'm welcome to use her $50,000 mobile home that she bought and that I could stay there if I want to. I thought that she would not care if I brought a girlfriend there. Then while the laundry was washing, I called my mother to tell her that she left 2 windows open and wanted to know if I should close them before we left. Then I also told her that my girlfriend was with me there and then my mother got very angry and said that she does not want me to ever have anyone with me in her mobile home. So I got angry at her for saying that and zsked her why she said that but she would not say why but insisted that I must not have any company in her mobile home. So I hung up and then told my black girlfriend what my mother said. Then my black girlfriend said she hates my mother and that she is prejudiced against black people and then she very anvrily said to take her home to her apartment and said that she does not want me for a boyfriend any more just because my mother said that. So I imediately drove about 7 miles here in St Petersburg, Florida where I live and took her home and I said that she was wrong to reject and condemn me just because my bad mother said that. I even agreed with her about my mother, telling her that my mother was wrong to say that to me. So, anyway, we were going to be roommates and then get married and even have kids. Suddenly and unexplainably now though all our good plans no longer exist. I told her that she has a bad attitude and that I'm never calling her again and am now looking for another woman to be my girlfriend. Then I drove away from her apartment and I'm never going back again. Any very beautiful single woman please call and text me at 931-398-0976 or 813-331-9097 and send emails with pictures of yourself attached to them to me at [email protected] so we can go on dates. Only the very beautiful women who are at least 18 are the ones welcome to contact me. Satan and demons and evil men and all scammers are not welcome to contact me and I don't want to see nor hear you forever.

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^ Yeah I saw that today. Cattle Rustler wants to move to Florida
09-25-2013 12:59 PM
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LOL, perhaps in the future. FL seems like a video game with all the crazies around.

I'm thinking about calling him and telling him I'm Satan's messenger. You like to troll emech, troll him.

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(09-25-2013 01:03 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  LOL, perhaps in the future. FL seems like a video game with all the crazies around.

I'm thinking about calling him and telling him I'm Satan's messenger. You like to troll emech, troll him.
Call him about the room and tell him you love his updates on facebook.

Ask for pic of the black girl and her number.
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(09-24-2013 02:49 PM)MrXY Wrote:  
(09-24-2013 10:11 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I love hitting I-75S and crossing the Florida line. It's like warping into an alternative universe. I started heading across the border in '05, mainly to the Panhandle, chasing tail in Tallahassee and Panama City Beach. Always heard Pensacola and Jacksonville were shitholes. A friend used to live on Merritt Island which had potential.


Jacksonville is. Pensacola is not-lots of hot girls there. The downtown scene is hopping these days with new places opening up and the beach is a separate scene in itself. It has hot trashy girls, beach bunnies and upscale cougars in abundance. I've banged four Pcola girls in the last year

Girls fly to Florida from the Mid-West spread eagle. Like having a Vegas mentality but better due to the ocean. I banged a girl from Ohio that was determined to put out. All it took was not fucking it up, as she kept flashing her panties at me. And so many of those guys have no game. They turn into useless beach bums or come out of shitholes in the North or Mid-West and don't know how to approach or dress.

I still contend, even as fucked up as it is, the best place to pull ass in North America.
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(09-24-2013 10:11 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  People in GA just do normal stupid shit, but in FL? Mannnnnnnnn. A fucking 24 hr 3 ring circus.

Yeah I took a look at the crime link El Mech put up.

Let me see if I have this correct.

It's too boring to just get a regular DUI in parts of Florida, people up their game to get the DUI while humiliating themselves.


Quote:Deputies say when they pulled over 46-year-old Stephanie Eck and approached her car, they not only noticed the strong odor of alcohol coming from her breath -- but the fact she was not wearing any pants or underwear.

Quote:New Port Richey, Florida -- An intoxicated woman with no sense of time was arrested Sunday morning after she refused to leave a McDonald's drive-thru and demanded free food.

Pasco Sheriff's deputies say 34-year-old Kimberly Womack pulled into the drive-thru in the 7200 block of SR 54 around 6:03 a.m. and demanded they give her two free Big Macs because she was unsatisfied with the ones she had last time she was there.

When they told her they didn't have Big Macs because they were only serving breakfast, she then demanded they give her two free Egg McMuffins instead.
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Hello. I went to a bar with my black girlfriend last night who I'm engaged to because she wants to help me get a white woman to fuck and wants to watch me fuck her. A white woman agreed to fuck me if I got a room in a motel but my black girlfriend told her that we don't need to get a motel room because I have my own one bedroom apartment where I can fuck her. She then rejected our offer. Another very beautiful black woman who is even more beautiful than my girlfriend agreed to go to my apartment and so we went but then she said she has to be paid $80 to have sex with me and I rejected that and will never pay any woman to have sex with me. Only the very beautiful women call me for the fucking time you ever will have. I have a very big penis waiting for you. My phone numbers are 931-398-0976 and 813-331-9097. My black girlfriend stole $60 from me, smokes cigarettes and drinks alcohol and uses marijuana all of which is unacceptable to me even though she still is wearing mh engagement ring I bought for her. There has got to be a better woman for me somewhere. Where are you? Please call me so I date and fuck you instead of her. OK? Last night as I was at her apartment, she also found numerous bed bugs on and in her mattress? We could not even have sex nd she doesn't even trust me enough to stay at my apartment with me. She also lied to me about her age. She said that she is 37 but is really 50. I also found out that she has some type of infectious disease but she lies to me still and denys that. I just broke up with her through text messages.
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I have no words for what emech posted......

Although I'm curious about a few things, he gets a 750 disability check every month. His rent is 450 dollars.

How is he able to live on 300/month and be able to buy an engagement ring and a watch?

It must be one of those 25 cent rings from vending machines at grocery stores.

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latest news: john records videos of satan calling him. He got back with his "black girlfriend" and cooked her hamburgers.

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Jordan Caraway Allegedly Leaves Toddler In Truck While He Drinks At Strip Club In Florida

From the article: "If three's a trend, then Floridians really really like to leave their children alone while they party at the strip club.

Meet 25-year-old Jordan Caraway, our most recent alleged pole addict. The DeLand man is accused of leaving a 3-year-old child alone in his pickup truck at 1 a.m. Sunday, while he boozed inside Dixie's Gentlemen's Club.

Witnesses say he was inside for 30 minutes before an employee spotted the child and called sheriff's deputies. Caraway claimed he left another guy to watch the child, but the babysitter also apparently got wooed by Dixie's dancers, according to the Orlando Sentinel. He was reportedly inside the strip club, too."


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