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Oldest is 30, so not too bad. I want a sugar mama though, I'm gonna look for these older bitches and see if I can bang one and get her to give me money on the regular. Haha!

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03-21-2013 08:24 AM
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I'm banging a 49 year-old and 57 year-old, both of who are slammin' (even by LA standards) ~ but then again, I'm pushing 58. My oldest was 64 - looked damn good with her clothes on...let's just say I dimmed the lights once I got her nekkid!
03-21-2013 04:21 PM
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I like old MILFs but there's nothing worse than an older lady who acts like a little girl in bed.
03-21-2013 08:13 PM
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ack i fucked a 50 yr old as a 30yo guy

im still trying to erase that memory

even rationalizing that I was high does not help
03-21-2013 08:31 PM
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For those guys who said banging older women was easy could you share some tips for a noob? How did you approach? Day or Night? Can you pick the older ladies looking for young dick, etc?
03-21-2013 08:39 PM
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The oldest I ever banged was 29, including my ex-wife. I am 49.

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03-22-2013 12:25 AM
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(03-21-2013 08:39 PM)Lazarus Wrote:  For those guys who said banging older women was easy could you share some tips for a noob? How did you approach? Day or Night? Can you pick the older ladies looking for young dick, etc?

If you go online sites like POF are littered with older women who are DTF. Just approach them as normal but don't make any obvious age related comments. You may get some mild shit tests from them but plow through those with remarks such as "age is just a number" and "I've always related better to people who are more mature".

Once you get them out on a date, escalate as normal. You may be pleasantly surprised at how much more sexually aggressive and direct they can be. Banana
03-22-2013 09:43 AM
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I banged this 46 year old married chick (looked 35) when I was 24. She had fake 34 DDs and a nice fat ass.

Only got to bang her once though b/c her husband nearly caught her Sad

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03-22-2013 10:23 AM
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(05-07-2012 01:01 PM)michelin Wrote:  Just came to mind: following Roosh's idea of "sweeps" (such as the flag sweep http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-12705....ight=sweep )
what about....an AGE sweep?

Let me explain by giving an example: banging all ladies aged 20 to 40 or 18 to 30, or....[ you fill in AGE RANGE]

Anybody did a 20-30 age sweep?

I've had 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, and 23 so far this year. Banana

I think I'm still missing a few between 25 and 30 though lifetime.

I also fucked my oldest so far which is 32. Decent tits, fat ass. She wasn't the best in bed but boy was she a freak.
03-22-2013 11:23 PM
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Dig the thread. Anyhow, I'm 45 and have only twice banged a woman over 30. When I was 25 I nailed a 36 year old red hot gym mama who had a better body than most 20 year-olds, the first woman who ever really taught me how to fuck and shoot in her hair and eyes and nostrils. Then I nailed a 38 year old yoga body guru about five years ago who had one of the tightest prettiest light pink pussies I've ever seen. It sparkled in the sunlight. I have never seen such a clean vagina as that elderly bang. I swooped her rolling dolo on the boardwalk in Huntington Beach, Cali. One hour from cold approach to bang. My personal best.
03-22-2013 11:59 PM
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Boys. Stay away from the cougars. Make then suffer. We should add cougar-shaming to fat-shaming.

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03-23-2013 10:28 PM
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(03-23-2013 10:28 PM)rastignac Wrote:  Boys. Stay away from the cougars. Make then suffer. We should add cougar-shaming to fat-shaming.

I would agree but ever cougar I ever banged was like reassurance that I should never ever get married. The venom they have for their ex husbands is insane, these guys are usually just beta men who still love their wives and families although you'll find the wacky never been marrieds and the women who got burned by their ex husbands mixed in.
03-23-2013 11:03 PM
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I used to sweep whatever came my way, in my early game days, but now I only bang them when I am sure that she used to be an 8 or 9. In other words, they are comparable to most younger 7 - 7.5 (younger than 35). Some 40 somethings are indeed in much better shape than younger chicks.

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03-24-2013 07:30 AM
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Forty years old for me.
03-24-2013 10:17 AM
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Had a fun experience with an Argentinian cougar a few weeks ago. Fastest bang ever, around 20 minutes from start to finish. Could have been 10 minutes, but I wanted to build minimum connection before pressing all the buttons. It went like this: I bumped into her at the entrance of the hotel she was staying. I wasn't staying there, but wanted to use the hotel's wifi to look for another budget hotel. She said had just arrived and was on her way to visit some famous place in town. I was traveling with a backpack, so I asked her if I could join, but it would be easier to leave the luggage in the hotel (I wasn't staying there, but I was really looking for a place to stay). So I said: "do you mind if I leave my backpack in your hotel room? I usually dont ask this, but it makes things a lot easier for me. I haven't found a hotel yet yet to stay for the night". She agreed. The interesting side of this story is that it proves that It's all about logistics.

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08-23-2013 05:07 PM
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I don't generally find older women that attractive, but in the past year or so I've hooked up with a 39 year old (w/ 2 kids so boobs were saggy once top came off but rest of body was like a 25 year olds incredibly enough). Within the same year I also hooked up with a 19 year old.

20 year span. Banana

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08-23-2013 05:58 PM
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The first bitch i banged was over 40. I was like 17 and drunk. Sucked my cock like a mutherfuka. Good times)
08-23-2013 08:58 PM
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I am 22. She was a 33 year-old Korean (So she looked about 24, due to all the cosmetics).

I liked that because it smashed through the bullshit Korean Confucianism Big Grin

Actually, when she took her top off, I panicked for a few seconds as I thought she was a transsexual because it was my fist Asian girl and I wasn't used to the small boobs. Then out came her vagina and all was calm again.

Her cosmetic-cream-ridden face was a solid 8.5 though.
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08-24-2013 04:40 AM
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My oldest was about 42. I was a young buck in a third world country. I was only 17 years old. I had this grown as women show me things that till this day almost 6 years later,

no other women has taught me.

I believe she was married or something. I have never seen someone desire a penis so bad in their lifes.

These older broads know what to do and when to do it.

Just like how there are players that know how to play. There are girls that know how to get a guy to fuck them and have been doing it for 40+ years. We call them on Earth "MILFS"
08-24-2013 05:40 AM
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Fucked a 39 year old in Mykonos when I was 31. Met her at Caprice bar and time to bang from initial approach was 2 hours. She was traveling alone. Pretty woman decent body but the actual sex wasn't great and she wasnt even close to tight, so I just fucked her face.

And I got the Spain flag.
08-24-2013 07:29 AM
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(04-22-2012 08:08 PM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  Oldest woman I've ever banged was a 35 year old Chinese woman from Inner Mongolia (I was 23). She had the body of a 12-13 year-old, however.

Update: oldest woman I banged was a 39 year old Japanese woman three months ago (my age: 25).

Disclamer: I am not the Sargon of Akkad from Youtube and I have no relation whatsoever to that person...also, I don't give a shit about videogames.
08-24-2013 11:37 AM
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I have fucked a 38 year old too.. if you could the two 19 year olds I fucked this week!!!!11 #trolling

just kidding, my oldest must have been 40+ at a swinger party. shrug. would do it again but wouldn't put much effort into it..

I am moving to a stage in my game where I need to enjoy every bit of the interaction.. I'm tired of grinding through lame moments with so-so girls just to get the notch
08-24-2013 02:13 PM
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The age of the woman doesn't matter per se. It's how it's relative to your age that matters. For example:

At 19, I screwed a 38-year-old. MAJOR win!!! Still a life highlight.

At 38, I messed with a 40-year-old. MAJOR fail. I hang my head in shame.

This stuff all depends on where we are in our lives. I'd encourage anyone up to age 24 to go as old as they want and have fun. But once you get older, it stops being fun real quick for a bunch of reasons. One is that there is no "novelty" aspect. The other is that older women don't really expect much from much younger guys, but they're often entitled uber-bitches to men their own age....which is why you want to go younger when you're older...
08-24-2013 02:33 PM
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Just found this thread. I've had the mother-daughter combo but about 1 year apart. Was banging the daughter(Solid 7) right out of high school,she was 17, then moved to another city and came back for the summer 1 year later and the daughter's @ college while the mother I went to visit as she was always a cool chick who I would workout with her and the husband(personal trainer & she my high school's nurse). Lo & behold they're getting a divorce and she remembers the stories her daughter would tell her about me so she's totally DTF but not at his house. Talk about pre-selection like a motherfucker(no pun intended). Needless to say I spent many a night slaying that 41 year old pussy(she a solid 6 for her age) in a few hotels. Fit, very toned, 38D fake tits, 5'9", yea that was a no-brainer. I don't regret that one at all and to this day they're both still the nicest and most laid back lay Combo I ever had. It's like they didn't mind sharing me but not simultaneously, though I never tried so as to not burn that bridge for future lays if I ever return. Still looking for that glorious combo but being in another new city makes it a little tougher
09-08-2013 12:34 PM
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I heard elderly chat is especially effective for this demographic.

Take care of those titties for me.
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