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Broooo... Don't talk about that shit on here. Read the forum rules.

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Fuck the laws bro, this forum is also about being against the system
01-28-2018 06:03 PM
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FastBan King

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01-28-2018 06:08 PM
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Oh wow... Okey dokey. See you on the smushed side of the ban hammer. What would I know? I've only been on the forum for 5 years...

Maybe Roosh is getting soft and will allow you stay after talking about pedophilia.

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(01-28-2018 06:10 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  pedophilia.

LMAOOO

Yes, banging a 17 year, 364 old is pedophilia, but as soon as she turns 18? Game on, bro!

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01-28-2018 09:01 PM
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It is legal to bang chicks that are under 18 in most countries but Roosh wants this forum to only talk about chicks 18 and up, for good reason. FastBang King will be banned soon.
01-28-2018 11:31 PM
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(01-28-2018 09:01 PM)corsega Wrote:  
(01-28-2018 06:10 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:  pedophilia.

LMAOOO

Yes, banging a 17 year, 364 old is pedophilia, but as soon as she turns 18? Game on, bro!

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Pretty sure he said a 15 year old. Game on, Bro.

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01-29-2018 12:18 AM
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(01-28-2018 06:03 PM)FastBang King Wrote:  Fuck the laws bro, this forum is also about being against the system

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(01-28-2018 06:03 PM)FastBang King Wrote:  Fuck the laws bro, this forum is also about being against the system

Joined two months ago, sub 100 post newbie is going to tell us what the forum is about.

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(01-28-2018 05:33 PM)FastBang King Wrote:  How about the youngest? I had the occasion last year with a 15 years old, but I finally decided not to take the risk, due to the country's legal age of 16. Fortunately, my dick has found housing in a few 17 years old teens in the past few years... teen pussies are bliss Angel

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Oldest I've banged was 52 when I was 26. Without a doubt the wettest pussy I've ever had. It was actually kind of ridiculous how much she could squirt, it went from "sweet, she's a squirter" to "oh cool, she squirted again" to "OK this is getting silly" to "I know you're dehydrated by now". Also the first time I ever got a rusty trombone.

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Banged a 50 year old Asian divorcee with a butter face, but great body. Had a friends with benefits relationship for about a year. Got spoiled as she let me come inside her every time.
01-30-2018 03:38 PM
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(04-22-2012 04:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  The oldest woman I ever banged was Danish, 38 years old. Nice body but it was soft like bread dough. Like you it took very little time. I did it for the notch and will do it again if need be.
Old thread but whats the best way to find an easy old bang? I have tried a LOT but even the older ones arent ready to meetup on POF or OKCupid.
10-08-2018 07:28 AM
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my olderst was 54 - I was doing a test what can be fucked (how old) but it was gross..

she was very soft

when I was holding her it was like when you hold some old person (like grandma) and you feel like the body is very fragile

her pussy had a bad taste

blowjob was weird

her mouth smells (she was a smoker)

so after that I know that 50+is really no go zone for me...
10-08-2018 08:49 AM
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Almost banged a 50-something recent divorcee with big old fake titties who was eager to please, but her 17-year old son cockblocked me. Little shit. Should have told him to do his homework and mind his own business...
10-08-2018 11:57 AM
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I banged 55 yo recently widowed.i was 27 at the time . I planned to fuck her daughter but it didn’t work out .
10-08-2018 11:59 AM
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I was 27, she was 47.

I was 35, she was 60.

The 47 year old was wild.
10-08-2018 12:17 PM
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This thread disgusts me! #sayNOtocougars But I was 30, she was 47. She was chubby with a cute face. She slobbered on my meat with gusto.

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10-08-2018 12:27 PM
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(10-08-2018 11:59 AM)Mizo1234 Wrote:  I banged 55 yo recently widowed.i was 27 at the time . I planned to fuck her daughter but it didn’t work out .

Thats some lemonade making right there

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(10-08-2018 07:28 AM)olympustenay Wrote:  
(04-22-2012 04:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  The oldest woman I ever banged was Danish, 38 years old. Nice body but it was soft like bread dough. Like you it took very little time. I did it for the notch and will do it again if need be.
Old thread but whats the best way to find an easy old bang? I have tried a LOT but even the older ones arent ready to meetup on POF or OKCupid.

Most towns and cities have a bar or two where the older crowd gather. Probably best to find your local and go from there.

Don't know what age you are (POF seems to have a 15 year each way limit on the age range you can access depending on what you put on your profile) but I have found that older women can be a bit reluctant to meet where the gap is significant (i.e. generational); this isn't set in stone, though, as above posts show.

Like women of any age, it can be a numbers game.
And, like women any age, they can change their minds.

I once spent a whole Saturday night trying to chat up a woman 10 years older who kept rebuffing me with "You're too young for me" (I was in my thirties!).
The next Saturday I went back to the same place; she came in and was all eye contact and smiles. When she walked out the door she announced that she was going to another dive bar nearby, loud enough for me to hear above the music, while looking at me. I'd lost interest by then...

And when I was 25, I ended up going home with a woman whose age I didn't know. Imagine my horror when she complained in the morning that her arthritis was killing her...

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I am 33...and to each his own...but when you guys say things like 50+ and you're around 30...whoaa...
Anyway...I was 25 she was 32...but a hot milf (to my tastes of course)
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(10-08-2018 01:30 PM)kuqezi Wrote:  I am 33...and to each his own...but when you guys say things like 50+ and you're around 30...whoaa...

I've been there. I was about 24, she was 49. In my defense, I thought she was 40, max. No wrinkles, no sagging, no sun damage, hair was almost two feet long. I gave her some shit about knowing what to do with an older woman but would never have guessed I was off by 10-15 years. When she said "daughter", I thought she was probably pushing it around in a shopping cart.

I didn't start to figure it out until we got together at her place after a few sessions. She made a nice dinner and then when I'd already busted inside a couple of times, I slowly realized the picture of her nearly-identical sister on the wall was not a picture of her sister, and that her sisters were with her in the other picture, and had not aged as well. Mental calculator finally solved the equation that she probably knew where she was when JFK was shot.

Oh, well. Wouldn't take it back and would have been down for a threeway with the daughter, because, I mean, the bodies in that family.

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(10-08-2018 03:14 PM)Jetset Wrote:  
(10-08-2018 01:30 PM)kuqezi Wrote:  I am 33...and to each his own...but when you guys say things like 50+ and you're around 30...whoaa...

I've been there. I was about 24, she was 49. In my defense, I thought she was 40, max. No wrinkles, no sagging, no sun damage, hair was almost two feet long. I gave her some shit about knowing what to do with an older woman but would never have guessed I was off by 10-15 years. When she said "daughter", I thought she was probably pushing it around in a shopping cart.

I didn't start to figure it out until we got together at her place after a few sessions. She made a nice dinner and then when I'd already busted inside a couple of times, I slowly realized the picture of her nearly-identical sister on the wall was not a picture of her sister, and that her sisters were with her in the other picture, and had not aged as well. Mental calculator finally solved the equation that she probably knew where she was when JFK was shot.

Oh, well. Wouldn't take it back and would have been down for a threeway with the daughter, because, I mean, the bodies in that family.

True.
Some yoga teachers, dancers, swimmers (though no tits here), or just women who really dedicate time to look after their bodies age really well and thus still hot...but these are rare cases.
Some dumb examples though...Monica Belluci (italian actress) is on her 50s now and really showing it but in her 40s...I'd have banged her non stop Wink
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I boned a 42 year old when I was 34. I had no idea as she lied to me about her age. Body was near perfect. Great in the sac. I'd probably do it again but she'd be mid 50's by now lol.
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Every year a wealthy Taiwanese woman flies to town so she can banged out.

It started 5 years ago when she was 41 and I was 34. As of this year when she comes she will be the oldest woman I have ever banged (46).

There has been a noticeable drop in skin tightness and a bit less womanly figure, but otherwise still gets me hard as fuck. And she always brings me really good whiskey to get me buzzed before.

I banged her ass for her first time a few years ago, and now she begs me to hammer it hard and blast inside. To be honest, I don't like anal with any girl really, even less so with an older woman. Not sure what kind of mess I could end up with.
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