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(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

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One of the things I hate most about the whole 'gay liberation' thang is that has made every other American girl an obnoxious reverse homophobe. If I tell this sort of girl I've enjoyed opera, or that I'm into clothes, her immediate response is "haha, are you gay!!?" She throws her head back in laughter, as if she just told the funniest joke in the history of comedy.

That's like a guy running up to a cute slim girl eating ice cream and saying "Yo, you're fat and ugly, HAHAHA." Everyone would just look at the dude and think, "-da fuck? What a retard..." Fuck, for 90% of the jokes girls tell, there'd be nothing but crickets in response had a man told them.
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This forum is full of surprises. I wonder if other ones are as entertaining. The only other one I could think of that might be is the body builder one. You could make a movie about this forum.
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(06-02-2012 10:15 AM)basilransom Wrote:  One of the things I hate most about the whole 'gay liberation' thang is that has made every other American girl an obnoxious reverse homophobe. If I tell this sort of girl I've enjoyed opera, or that I'm into clothes, her immediate response is "haha, are you gay!!?" She throws her head back in laughter, as if she just told the funniest joke in the history of comedy.

That's like a guy running up to a cute slim girl eating ice cream and saying "Yo, you're fat and ugly, HAHAHA." Everyone would just look at the dude and think, "-da fuck? What a retard..." Fuck, for 90% of the jokes girls tell, there'd be nothing but crickets in response had a man told them.

That's weird. Different DHVs for different hoes, I guess.
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Basil, when a girl calls you gay or asks if you're gay reach for your condoms. It's a retarded way of them telling you that you're interesting or different or even better than the average dude. Use to your advantage. They say that shit to me all the time and I'm a fucking mechanic.
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(06-02-2012 10:32 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Basil, when a girl calls you gay or asks if you're gay reach for your condoms. It's a retarded way of them telling you that you're interesting or different or even better than the average dude. Use to your advantage. They say that shit to me all the time and I'm a fucking mechanic.

In your professional experience have you ever come across gay mechanics?
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(06-02-2012 10:34 AM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  
(06-02-2012 10:32 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Basil, when a girl calls you gay or asks if you're gay reach for your condoms. It's a retarded way of them telling you that you're interesting or different or even better than the average dude. Use to your advantage. They say that shit to me all the time and I'm a fucking mechanic.

In your professional experience have you ever come across gay mechanics?
The shop is a hostile environment. We're basically waiting for someone to come in and get stupid all day. Robbery or threaten us or whatever. We light one of my guys on fire last week. My other guy got fired from his last job for knocking his boss out. A gay dude would get destroyed in a shop unless it was a dealership with rules and beta techs working there. The weak do not survive so no. Never met a gay dude working on cars.

On the flip side we think any dude who can't work on cars is gay or fem.

Ever heard a story of someone getting pissed and going down to the Auto shop to kick some ass?



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Basil, wanna go see Carmen with me? Gay
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GDS, take your Troll Gay 69 elsewhere.
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I wish to fuck I'd never clicked on this thread again. Fuck.
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(06-02-2012 01:13 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Basil, wanna go see Carmen with me? Gay

Ooh yes, but only if you promise me dinner at Melisse too...
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I don't understand why Tuthmosis can get away with "homosexual trolling" while less established members (doing so jokingly) would easily get banned without trial.

Ironically tuth is very sensitive to trolling.
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(06-02-2012 05:55 PM)Richelieu Wrote:  I don't understand why Tuthmosis can get away with "homosexual trolling" while less established members (doing so jokingly) would easily get banned without trial.

Ironically tuth is very sensitive to trolling.

That's because they're not established members with a history of solid posts to give them any credibility.
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(06-02-2012 05:55 PM)Richelieu Wrote:  I don't understand why Tuthmosis can get away with "homosexual trolling" while less established members (doing so jokingly) would easily get banned without trial.

Ironically tuth is very sensitive to trolling.

I wonder if this anything to do with the fact that two other usernames from your IP address have been banned for different types of trolling.

Including one where you celebrated Justin Bieber.

Not to mention what dk said above.

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I don't see how that could not be taken lightly. Clearly the members who posted afterwards knew it was a joke. (Bieber)

Also, the other was a race thread asking if white guys had an advantage. In which you locked down. It definitely was not "race trolling" but a subject I hoped I could get perspective on. There are many threads on this forum started by obscure members on how to lay different races of women, yet someone brings up race in a way you don't appreciate, automatically the person gets pegged as a troll.

Also, the majority of my posts before any "trolling" were either neutral or added value (see: Forget Game...Fabricate Fame).

Before getting oversensitive over a post, please consider past behavior.

This is no bigbootylvr
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Instead of arguing, you guys should should be out there trying to figure out new ways to suck dicks. Or just suck on each others dicks to make nice. There needs to be a dick suck emoticon that we can send to each other.
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(06-02-2012 08:59 AM)gds555 Wrote:  I woke up this morning, and the first thought I had was, "Wait a minute! I think I wrote the redundant phrase "sexual conversation about girls and sex" in my post last night! And I admitted in the same post that I went to Harvard! These guys are going to think I'm an idiot!"

I regret that mistake a lot more than I regret sucking dick.

I was once at a writing forum at Harvard that included the economist John Kenneth Galbraith, and he mentioned that once you've finished writing something, ideally you should put it away for a few months and then take it out to do further revisions, because at that point you're going to notice all kinds of problems that you didn't notice when you were first working on it. It's one of the best bits of wisdom I got during my Harvard years, and I regret that I haven't followed it more often. I should've just drafted my post and waited a few hours before actually posting it, but I was too eager to jump into the conversation.

You know, even though I basically wish those dick-sucking episodes had never happened--they wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been precociously horny and repressively parented at eleven, and if I hadn't later been stuck in the sexual semi-desert that Harvard at least used to be--I do have to say that, if you're the sort of person who's a connoisseur of novel experiences, you could do a lot worse than sucking dick. It really has a unique quality. A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog. You can see why a woman or a gay guy would find sucking one enjoyable, even while, as a straight guy, you feel disgusted by doing it yourself. So if you've sucked dick, I can understand your feeling bad about it, but there's no need to feel too bad about it.

I know some of you guys have dick-sucking stories to tell. So come on, man up, and let's hear them.

or you can just start posting at a gay forum. Dude, fuck off with this bullshit.Troll

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(06-02-2012 06:30 PM)Richelieu Wrote:  Also, the other was a race thread asking if white guys had an advantage. In which you locked down. It definitely was not "race trolling" but a subject I hoped I could get perspective on. There are many threads on this forum started by obscure members on how to lay certain different races of women, yet someone brings up race in a way you don't appreciate , automatically the person gets pegged as a troll.

There are rules against newbies starting race threads. I don't make the rules, but I strongly agree with them. If you knew there are other race threads, you'd also know that your issue has been covered ad naseum throughout the forum. The irony in all of this is that Roosh himself banned your other accounts. This has nothing to do with you "bringing up race in a way I don't like."

What's more, you've telegraphed your real, disingenuous intentions by dragging your beef out publicly, attacking me in the process (with your very first post). If you really wanted to just be a part of the group, you would have PM'd your concerns to Roosh or me, or just behaved yourself and hoped to not be detected. Instead, you decided to call me out, forcing me to respond publicly to a private matter.

Most guys around here understand that I'm a moderator around here--an extra set of eyes to keep things running smoothly--not some all-powerful god. I take that role seriously, and I'm fair and judicious with it. I'm also a contributing member; in fact, that's mostly what I am. Guys go head-up with me all the time, disagreeing me, getting heated with me, even clowning on me. I know how to keep the two hats I wear separate.

Remember that senior members are always going to get more leeway and benefit-of-the-doubt than a newbie. Senior members have put in countless hours and effort into helping others and improving the community. They've quite directly gotten other guys laid. So, if a guy like that--who has 3,500 posts to his name--makes a silly joke, or insults someone in a heated discussion, that's different than a guy with 19 starting inflammatory threads. Why is this hard to understand?

(06-02-2012 06:30 PM)Richelieu Wrote:  Also, the majority of my posts before any "trolling" were either neutral or added value (see: Forget Game...Fabricate Fame).

Before getting oversensitive over a post, please consider past behavior.

I didn't see much value in your threads, which consisted mostly of a subject line and an Internet link. That's my personal opinion, though. Others may disagree.

Quote:This is no bigbootylvr

That may be the case, but I strongly suspect you're several of the troll types wrapped into one (possibly including an IRT). I've spend a considerable amount of time explaining more than I probably needed to you.

I'm suspending your account pending Roosh's final decision--because there's a tiny chance you're just a confused newbie or beta. I've sent him a personal note about you (which is something you should have done your lazy-ass self). If you get banned, it's because he's decided for a third time that you're a troll.

I'm not optimistic for you because "banned member" usually means "banned member," not re-register in a month.

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antitrace Wrote:Some of my friends text me the gayest stuff you've ever read daily.

(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  Honestly, Twice.

way to one up me, cocksucker.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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"or you can just start posting at a gay forum. Dude, fuck off with this bullshit"

Neil if you wonder why we take shots at you this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is why. The GDS post was funny. If he was trolling us it's even funnier and brilliant.
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I'm american and I have been confused a number of times by tuth and el mech.
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I have to say, GDS won this round of trolling. I don't think it was ever hard to get girls at Harvard, with Radcliffe and the city right there. And the last bit about doing a favor for a dead girl is too funny. Bravo old sport.
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GDS troll-MOG'd all of us here. Like El Mechanico said, it doesn't matter if he's gay or not. I always wonder how much the quality or power of these forum posts reflect peoples real world game. I'd bet it's a direct relationship.
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(06-02-2012 05:42 PM)basilransom Wrote:  
(06-02-2012 01:13 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Basil, wanna go see Carmen with me? Gay

Ooh yes, but only if you promise me dinner at Melisse too...

Drinks at the Abbey, a few snacks at Melisse, and dinner at Providence. Any other members want in?
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(06-01-2012 10:42 PM)gds555 Wrote:  You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.

The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.

The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.

There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.

So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?

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