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(06-02-2012 08:10 PM)basilransom Wrote:  I have to say, GDS won this round of trolling. I don't think it was ever hard to get girls at Harvard, with Radcliffe and the city right there. And the last bit about doing a favor for a dead girl is too funny. Bravo old sport.

Like I said before, if GDS's post was a troll, it was extremely subtle. If my troll was shitty for being so subtle that people thought I was either being serious or that my account had been compromised, then this one is worse because it was so subtle most of the guys think he actually voluntarily sucked dick (which you know he did).

That said, his getting a reaction out of so many people (the whole purpose of trolling) was exceptionally effective, so that would make it a good troll.

This really raises the core debate of the true nature of trolling.




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(06-02-2012 08:10 PM)basilransom Wrote:  I have to say, GDS won this round of trolling. I don't think it was ever hard to get girls at Harvard, with Radcliffe and the city right there. And the last bit about doing a favor for a dead girl is too funny. Bravo old sport.

basilransom: I'm glad you enjoyed my first post, but I have to say that I'm not sure that it counts as trolling, since everything in it is true and was meant as a sincere answer to Tuthmosis's original question. I wrote the post because I was annoyed by all the beating around the bush (so to speak) that his original question had inspired in its first few hours of existence, and I thought it was high time that someone gave an honest answer to it and started the avalanche of dick-sucking stories that I was sure would follow. Obviously that avalanche didn't happen. And by the way, it's not that I was expecting to enjoy the stories in a sexual way--I'm not gay!!--I was just prepared to be amused by the spectacle of pickup artist after pickup artist admitting to his secret cocksucking past.

I'll confess to something else here: I'm 53, although I'm freakishly young-looking and can generally pass for someone in his thirties (other people's reactions, not mine); so the only two incidents of dick-sucking in my life took place in 1970 and 1979 respectively. Isn't there some sort of special forgiveness extended for things that happened in the seventies?

Regarding the difficulty of getting tolerable girls at Harvard: I swear it was real. Note that in my mentioning of the approximately two-to-one sex ratio that existed in the undergraduate college when I was there, so-called "Radcliffe women" are the one-third of the student body that I was talking about, not something separate. Radcliffe, which began as a female "Annex" to Harvard in 1879, was integrated into Harvard in an absurdly protracted process that lasted from 1963 until 1999; when I was there in the late seventies and early eighties, Radcliffe had already become in many ways an imaginary institution. You're right that there are lots of college girls in greater Boston, but I was talking specifically about the challenge of finding a girlfriend at Harvard (or "at Radcliffe", if you like). By the time I was a junior (which was when the second dick-sucking incident occurred), I had partly given up on Harvard/Radcliffe girls and had started to date girls from Wellesley College, Boston College, and even a local high school; but I still had the idea in my head that a Harvard/Radcliffe girl was what I really wanted and needed, which was a main reason I was so uneasy about having just broken up with one shortly before the incident.

The circa-2003 Harvard social scene depicted in the movie The Social Network is quite a bit different from what I experienced when I was there, by the way. First of all, the depiction is a somewhat exaggerated one; but more important, in 2003 the undergraduate sex ratio was roughly normal, and also Harvard guys, particularly "final club" types like the Winklevoss brothers, enjoyed a level of respect in the greater-Boston college world that they simply didn't enjoy in the often anti-intellectual, anti-elitist, and anti-achievement seventies.

One final thing: I've been dating a Harvard alumna in her thirties lately. I haven't banged her yet, but I'll let you all know how it turns out.
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(06-03-2012 01:43 AM)gds555 Wrote:  but I have to say that I'm not sure that it counts as trolling, since everything in it is true and was meant as a sincere answer

I called it!

The RVF has no precedent for coping with kind of scenario, except like this:




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Epic. I don't care if he's sucked dicks. My gut tells my that GDS might have a lot to offer.

GDS, enough talk about dick sucking. Can you tell us about your dealings with women? If you aren't a troll, we are sick of hearing this cryptic gay-yoda transmission of game. Maybe you are so in your own world, like a natural, that you can only express it via these controversial AMOG posts, like Greek Kamaki.
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(06-01-2012 05:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

Don't think us Euro's need take comedy advice off an American thanks,you guys think 'Everybody Loves Raymond' is funny.
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(06-03-2012 04:11 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  
(06-01-2012 05:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  What's funny to me is that guys here can't tell when someone is messing around (especially Europeans). I'm wondering how easy it must be for the girls to pull one past you.

Don't think us Euro's need take comedy advice off an American thanks,you guys think 'Everybody Loves Raymond' is funny.

Everybody Loves Raymond may not be a shining example of comedy, but at least we didn't unleash this homo onto the world. That's all you guys.

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I think everyone had their gay fun. Too much gayness for June so far. Locking this up.

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