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el mechanico Offline
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If you were a girl...
Which forum members rotation would you want to be in? And why?
06-01-2012 08:01 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I'd want to be in my own rotation.
06-01-2012 08:05 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
(06-01-2012 08:05 PM)soup Wrote:  I'd want to be in my own rotation.
You've been in your own rotation long enough! Put the Jergens away and go out tonight and talk to girls!!
06-01-2012 08:07 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
Anyone over 6'2. I've heard short guys are all weak pussies and have tiny dicks...
06-01-2012 08:16 PM
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Gay

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06-01-2012 08:27 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I'd be a strong independent career women, maybe even one who moves out to DC and becomes a lawyer. So I guess that my seventeen pet cats and a quart of Ben & Jerry's would basically be my whole rotation.
06-01-2012 08:43 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
Some beta's rotation so I could spend his money, eat off of his dime and get my rent paid.

Get flown out to exotic locations and bang the studly locals while hitting him up with some 'I've got a headache' excuse.

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06-01-2012 09:31 PM
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I'd be a feminist bull dyke. Mullet and everything.

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06-01-2012 09:44 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I just want to find my prince charming, all the men I've meet are complete assholes Sad

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06-01-2012 09:51 PM
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"I've had my fun, I'm looking to settle down with a dark and handsome 6' 2" man making seven figures minimum. Also, I weigh 300 lbs."

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06-01-2012 09:57 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
If I was a bitch..

1. oldnemesis - knows his shit. i'd probably have a thing for married guys as well
2. emech - 3000% alpha badass & knows how to pull down $ by any means necessary. also has a boat
2. roosh - its fuckin roosh. .....groupie love
4. anthlone - ivy leaguer. i'd be status whoring (of course)
5. houston - the guy i'd have a real connection w/ until he hits and quits it.
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06-01-2012 10:09 PM
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I'd get all my homegurls and we're gonna make Flake City! In this city, if you have a penis you're getting flaked on! No sex involved just getting flaked on everyday!

But then our city will start to flood if a roosh forum member pumps and dumps one civilian. So bring it in bitches! We're gonna flake on you all till the end!
06-01-2012 10:22 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I would own all you bitches. Even though you'd know my whole game, you'd still end up in the Tuthmosis Harem.

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06-01-2012 10:55 PM
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(06-01-2012 08:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Gay

Being able to imagine yourself as a girl is gayer than imagining yourself as a gay man. I can't even begin to imagine myself as a woman. It just doesn't compute.

I'd be Indian Race Troll's woman, and I'd make him my bitch. He'd worship me because I'm a white girl. I'd make sure he'd work 80 hours a week then I'd blow his money on clothes and steak.
06-01-2012 11:15 PM
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I think June 1st has somehow accidentally become the RVF's Gay Awareness Day.

Now we have two holidays: 2/1 and 6/1.

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06-01-2012 11:20 PM
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I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

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06-01-2012 11:21 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
Hard to say for obvious reasons but if had the same characteristics as now but feminized I would probably go into media or PR or something of that sort, marry a beta like a dyed in the wool academic, and be mostly if not wholly loyal to him.

Erm, scratch that. I really have no idea.

That said on this note, it would be hilarious if Hinduism is true and all us on Roosh's forum are reborn as Yankee chicks. Laugh
06-01-2012 11:23 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
(06-01-2012 11:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

Oh shut up you! I would be just as sexy as I am as a man

C'est la vie. Quaere Verum.
06-01-2012 11:31 PM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I'm gonna try to answer like a North American woman would(n't answer, but would certainly think)...

Whoever gave me the best deal. Whoever has the most money, the nicest place, the best car and the best social network. That would be the harem I'd join.
06-02-2012 02:48 AM
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RE: If you were a girl...
(06-01-2012 11:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I bet half of you would be fatties too, after all that shit you talked.

Nope, as a woman we would be curvy women who can eat a full pizza to maintain that voluptuous body type..
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06-02-2012 02:59 AM
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If i was a woman i wouldnt be any diffrent then what i am as a man.... a SLUT

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06-02-2012 03:03 AM
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RE: If you were a girl...
I'd be in that guy's harem who started the Was This Beta?™ series and got intoxicated on the thrill of trolling.

He was just sooo alpha without even knowing it and that's like soooo attractive to a woman. He like didn't even have to try!!!
06-02-2012 03:59 AM
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If I was a lizard, I'd move straight to Toronto. It's a reptile's paradise there.

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