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RE: Beach game
Asking girls if you can borrow their sun-cream is a good one as they will be keeping an eye on you whilst you use it and it gives you a great opportunity to follow up with something.

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05-13-2014 04:33 AM
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An excellent OP on this thread. Good about 45 degrees.

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11-13-2016 07:12 PM
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(11-13-2016 07:12 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  An excellent OP on this thread. Good about 45 degrees.

You lost me. O.P.'s real life behavior toward other forum members has made him something of a legend.

Edit: I now see what you were talking about and I agree.
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11-13-2016 07:23 PM
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OP meaning post, i know nothing about the poster. Predates my time here.

Old wounds?

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(11-13-2016 07:25 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  OP meaning post, i know nothing about the poster. Predates my time here.

Old wounds?

Scotian, Kona, and maybe some others met him and said he was a pretty interesting guy.
11-13-2016 07:27 PM
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JJ/Lumiere the pasty 120 pound emaciated junky/AIDS patient would stick out like a sore thumb on a beach haha what a dickhead!

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11-13-2016 07:36 PM
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Wow guess i picked the wrong thread to revive lol

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11-13-2016 07:39 PM
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(11-13-2016 07:39 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  Wow guess i picked the wrong thread to revive lol

Actually some of these older threads are awesome, this one included, we can see a different time in the RVF days, back when Kona and Lumiere were civil to each other lol. I sometimes wonder where our old buddy JJ is these days, probably chilling on a tropical beach somewhere with his harem of "fenced relationship" models, working on his new book Sex 4.0 wearing some fruity cowboy hat and a scarf.

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11-13-2016 07:44 PM
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(11-13-2016 07:44 PM)scotian Wrote:  
(11-13-2016 07:39 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  Wow guess i picked the wrong thread to revive lol

Actually some of these older threads are awesome, this one included, we can see a different time in the RVF days, back when Kona and Lumiere were civil to each other lol. I sometimes wonder where our old buddy JJ is these days, probably chilling on a tropical beach somewhere with his harem of "fenced relationship" models, working on his new book Sex 4.0 wearing some fruity cowboy hat and a scarf.

For some inexplicable reason, his Lumiere account has never been banned.
11-13-2016 08:01 PM
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(11-13-2016 07:44 PM)scotian Wrote:  
(11-13-2016 07:39 PM)Off The Reservation Wrote:  Wow guess i picked the wrong thread to revive lol

Actually some of these older threads are awesome, this one included, we can see a different time in the RVF days, back when Kona and Lumiere were civil to each other lol. I sometimes wonder where our old buddy JJ is these days, probably chilling on a tropical beach somewhere with his harem of "fenced relationship" models, working on his new book Sex 4.0 wearing some fruity cowboy hat and a scarf.

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Holy smokes this is the thread!!!! I looked like crazy for it a few years back.

The private messages got erased, so you'll just have to trust me.

This was right when I started on the forum. Lumiere messaged me and said he was in some exotic land looking for tips about how to pick up girls at the beach.

I told him the "watch my slippers" line. Not that it is revolutionary, but he thought it was a good idea. A few weeks later he messaged me and said he was gonna start this very thread. It was a little strange that he took my info and made it his own, but I hadn't met him yet, number one, and its not like its revolutionary again, number two. Also, if you read his stuff from on the forum, you'd think he was the coolest human on the planet. Thus, I kept my mouth shut.

Forward a few years, I see Lumiere. He's in Hawaii wearing a leather hat, jacket and an opera scarf. He's a complete asshole.

Of course he knows nothing about any beach anywhere. This thread is just some nonsense he made up.

His game was to tell people how cool he is so he can sleep on your couch and con you into buying his goofball services.

My point is, this is my thread, and he's taking credit for things I told him.

I'm happy this got found. I think I was looking under JJ Roberts.

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11-13-2016 08:23 PM
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Kona, thanks for the content in the Original Post lol...

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11-13-2016 08:52 PM
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This is really good stuff. The key is that you are already getting the girls to do something for you. You are setting up to do more later.
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Damn Kona, glad to see you are still around. Reading old RVF threads puts me nostalgic.
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(11-27-2009 05:57 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  Anybody got any good beach game tips?

I especially interested in sets that are walking past you in the opposite direction on the beach and sets who you meet in the water.
Opposite direction - "Excuse Miss, do you know what time the festival is starting?"
Her: "What Festival?"
Me: The Festival that I read about on the internet ... (rabmle and throw in bait about being a writer, teacher, not from here, etc.
Action- Get her to walk with you to the pier/bar/stage to build rapport

In the water - "Is the water cold?"
Her: Yes, a little bit
Me: When I was in Greece this time of year (bait), it was so much colder...

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RE: Beach game
Bumping up an old, legendary thread.

This tactic sounds good, but it still seems a bit indirect, and it seems like a pretty heavy time investment on each set.

Is anyone pulling off good, direct daygame on the beach? Is it possible?
01-01-2019 07:38 PM
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Have tried this a few times, and it works. My problem is the cycle time - it just takes a long time to start and finish each set, and it's also slightly more awkward to bail if you need to.

Curious if anyone else is pulling off anything on the beach that's faster and more direct.
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I don't know how direct this would be, but if there are volleyball nets you could play games and meet girls that way. Play some some sets, build rapport, and then get their info for going out later. I could see this working in many places where people are in vacation mode and there's not much else to do.
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(05-13-2014 04:33 AM)spalex Wrote:  Asking girls if you can borrow their sun-cream is a good one as they will be keeping an eye on you whilst you use it and it gives you a great opportunity to follow up with something.
Leading on from this, ask them to put lotion on your back and then go from there Banana
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Are you still doing this routine 10 years on Kona?

(11-28-2009 03:07 AM)Kona Wrote:  
(11-27-2009 05:57 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  Take off the flips flops and ask them if they can watch them for me while I go in the water.

That's been my move for about 20 years now. It works great on Island Girls.

Right now on the North Shore the waves are huge. 20 feet Hawaiian measured. I bring two boards. I take a short one out first and leave maybe a 9 footer in the car. First I find a girl or girls to work the Lumiere Slipper Move on. (We call flip flops slippers)

"Whoa waves are huge" is usually my next line. Then I tell the girl/girls to watch out for me and not let me drown. Maybe they watch, maybe they don't, I have no clue. I surf for maybe 20 minutes and take 2 or 3 waves. I go back to the girls I have already worked the Lumiere Slipper Move on and they are usually ready to talk surfing.

After we talk story I tell the girl I have a longboard in the truck and even though the surf is no place for a woman, i can paddle her out on the front of my board. Always put the leash on the girl. Nobody needs to get hurt out there. Just coast her though some waves. The kino should be going on like crazy.

The trick in the water is to be completely in control of the girl and your board. If you can make the girl feel like she is completely safe out in the huge surf you should have no problem banging her.

After you get out of the water go to the shower and rinse your girl off. If there's no shower, do like I do and keep a big gas can in your truck filled with water. Pour it on yourself and the girl. It will be a lot colder than the ocean so she'll get really goosebumpy. Freeze her. Steal towels from Turtle Bay they're nice and comfy. Wrap one around the girl and give her a big hug and warm her up. Again you are in control of her body's comfort. Get the kiss out of the way right there.

After that take her to one of the four bars in Haleiwa that are still in business. I recommend Jameson's. It's a great spot to go at sunset time. Girls love the scenery. Have a few. Then go to your house and have sex with the her.

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Would love to hear if Kona is still at this
01-11-2019 01:14 AM
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