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RE: The most beta song on the planet
These songs above kill all in the thread.

Blue October used to be awesome in concert, but their songs are still beta as hell.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
lol, the video makes it worse.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
I think the newest bruno mars song tops the list of the most beta song in the world.





lyrics - I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance
Take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby is dancing, but she's dancing with another man.

uggg it just makes me cringe that some poor chump out there had his gf just recently break up with him and he hears this song thinking that he should of done all the things in the song
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Justin Beiber-Baby






Lyrics:

You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there
You want my love
You want heart
And we would never, ever, ever, be apart

Are we an item?
Girl quit playing
We're just friends
What are you saying?
Said there's another as you look into my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Oh oh for you, I would have done whatever
And I just cant believe were aint together
And I wanna play it cool
But im losing you
Ill buy you anything
Ill buy you any ring

Cause Im in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, down,
And I just cant believe my first love wont be around

And Im like.... ANd you get the idea lol.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
I think I'm about to blow all these beta songs out of the water with this gem -

Something Corporate - I Kissed a Drunk Girl


"I kissed a drunk girl
I kissed a drunk girl, yes I did
Kissed a drunk girl on the lips
I let my guard down
how could I have been so dumb
Her eyes were open
I know I am not the one"
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-10-2013 02:37 PM)AlphaEnchantment Wrote:  uggg it just makes me cringe that some poor chump out there had his gf just recently break up with him and he hears this song thinking that he should of done all the things in the song

Had a conversation with a hopeless fella at work. He seemed to think it was a legit song about a guy who didn't treat his girlfriend nicely.

A girl will dump you if you become a boring couch slob, sure. If you don't buy her flowers? No. That's never happened to anybody.

(03-05-2016 02:42 PM)SudoRoot Wrote:  Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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A bit before you young whippersnapper's time, but the most beta song HAS to be Chris DeBurgh's insipid "Lady In Red". Everything about it screams, "I'm a fuckin' pussy...and a one-hit wonder pussy to boot!"

The arrangement, the ultra-cheezy 909 drums, the chord progression, the lyrics...but most of all his uber-irritating vocal styling - like fingernails on a friggin' chalkboard! tard


I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing,
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side,
And when you turned to me and smiled, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight...
The lady in red, the lady in red,
The lady in red, my lady in red,

I love you...
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Babyface- As Soon As I Get Home

You've been warned. Shudder





Quote:Hey, come here for a second
I don't like the way he treats you
He doesn't deserve you
He really don't


What kind of man
Would leave you standing in the cold
Must've been a silly one
To sacrifice a pot of gold
You're the kind of woman
That needs a man that's always there
It's not that you require a lot
Just need some tender love and care

I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie

For all that it's worth
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)

It doesn't make sense
That you should have a broken heart
If I were the only one
I'd never let you fall apart
You're the kind of woman
That needs a man with lots of cash
With a stack of major credit cards

And with me you don't have to ask

I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie or flirt
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl I'll be around, never let you down
For all that it's worth
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Don't get me wrong. Musically, John Lennon owns.

But there's the small matter of those song lyrics...





Quote:Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all I'm forever in your debt
And woman I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of success

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Woman I know you understand
The little child inside of the man
Please remember my life is in your hands
And woman hold me close to your heart
However distant don't keep us apart
After all it is written in the stars

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Well

Woman please let me explain
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and again

I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah, yeah
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-10-2013 02:37 PM)AlphaEnchantment Wrote:  I think the newest bruno mars song tops the list of the most beta song in the world.





lyrics - I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance
Take you to every party cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby is dancing, but she's dancing with another man.

uggg it just makes me cringe that some poor chump out there had his gf just recently break up with him and he hears this song thinking that he should of done all the things in the song

I was just gonna post to say this. I remember Roosh said he took back what he said about Bruno Mars after his "Locked Out of Heaven" song started flooding the airwaves, and that track is pretty fresh imo (albeit overplayed). But "When I was your Man" is up there with "Grenade" as some of the sappiest, most pathetic shit I have ever heard. Listening to it every time I turn on the radio after taking the red pill is just upsetting. It's weird because I can't find it in me to hate on some of the other stuff mentioned here (i.e. Tal Bachman, Matchbox 20) since I grew up with it. Hell, everything I see or revisit now appears "beta" through the red pill lens. I guess when it comes to certain things, I'm just biased and my nostalgia trumps whatever "alpha" mentality I have now as an adult, lol
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-14-2013 11:02 PM)MidWest Wrote:  Justin Beiber-Baby






Lyrics:

You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there
You want my love
You want heart
And we would never, ever, ever, be apart

Are we an item?
Girl quit playing
We're just friends
What are you saying?
Said there's another as you look into my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Oh oh for you, I would have done whatever
And I just cant believe were aint together
And I wanna play it cool
But im losing you
Ill buy you anything
Ill buy you any ring

Cause Im in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, down,
And I just cant believe my first love wont be around

And Im like.... ANd you get the idea lol.

To his credit, Justin Bieber was still a teenager (14? 15?) when he came out with that. Most of us probably still had that naivete and head-over-heels mentality towards girls at that age. The real damage was to Ludacris' rep for participating in that song. This is the same dude who was talking about having hoes in different area codes only several years prior. It's amazing how far some guys can fall off after selling out. There's just no going back after that for Luda, I'm afraid.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Goodluck trying to beat this one




Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate,
All through the night

Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I will do anything,
Girl you need only ask


[Chorus]
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to

And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
Till you tell me to


Girl relax, let's go slow
I ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Girl are you ready?
It's gonna be a long night

Throw your clothes on the floor
I'm gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you
Girl whatever you ask me you know I can do

[Chorus]

Baby tonight is your night
And I will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Anything that you ask
I will give you the love of your life
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Don, what about this one: here's another well known song.

Any thoughts?

Quote:But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough




"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
As I mentioned in some posts back, I think Ryan Adams has the best songs that border on beta/sensitive signer songwriter vibe, but have the twist that takes them into a non-beta direction.

I have been trying to learn this song, "If I am a Stranger,' which epitomizes this tension. It isn't "I will be there for you..." but rather "I will try and be there for you/What if I can...what if I can't."

Exiting IS an option.





For all the hours here that move too slow
There's all this letting go, that don't pass
If all this love is real, how will we know?
If we're only scared of losing it, how will it last?

If I am a stranger now to you
I will always be, I will always be
Stronger now than me, stronger than you
Our love will always be
And if we let it go, I will try to be there for you
If I can, what if I can't?

Today is yesterday when you don't know
How to rebuild the walls that someone has knocked down
To tell the truth it's hard enough without a lover
Who you want to hide your darkness from
So they won't let you down

If I am a stranger now to you
I will always be, I will always be
Stronger now than me, stronger than you
Our love will always be
And if we let it go, I will try to be there for you
I will try and be there for you
If I can, what if I can't?

For all the hours here that move to slow
There's all this letting go, that won't pass
If all this love is real, how will we know?
And if were only scared of losing it, how will it last?

If I am a stranger now to you
I will always be, I will always be
Stronger now than me, stronger than you
Our love will always be
If we let it go, I will try to be there for you
I will try to be there for you
I will try to be there for you
If I can, what if I can't?
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-20-2013 10:25 AM)michelin Wrote:  Don, what about this one: here's another well known song.

Any thoughts?

Quote:But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough

...but you didn't have to suck me off!

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Don't know how many of these guys are actually beta. If you find yourself with a knack for writing catchy pop music, doesn't take much to realise the fastest way to fame and fortune is via this kind of shit, sending girls doe eyed the world over. Bruno Mars is a young guy with hit after hit, now rolling in cash and no doubt (if straight) swimming in poosy. Not stupid. Little known: he also wrote Cee Lo's 'Fuck You'.

James Blunt is another one. Horrific music, but well known for plowing through hot women, including the odd supermodel. He was also in reconnaisance in the UK army and while in Kosovo in the 90s he stared down both the Russian military and defied US General Wesley Clark in the same move. Not very beta.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
If you have an alpha frame and still appreciate these type of artists it can drive girls wild. Something about her thinking there is an inner romantic that she can bring out in order to tame the bad boy. Explains guys like George Clooney, John Mayer, etc cleaning up with beautiful women.

I actually like Bruno Mars. A great singer with catchy songs. Powerful emotions. However I treat these songs as fiction like I would Romeo and Juliet. That being said, shit like James Blunt and Hey There Delilah is just corny...
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-19-2013 04:46 PM)StudebacherHoch Wrote:  



A bit before you young whippersnapper's time, but the most beta song HAS to be Chris DeBurgh's insipid "Lady In Red". Everything about it screams, "I'm a fuckin' pussy...and a one-hit wonder pussy to boot!"

The arrangement, the ultra-cheezy 909 drums, the chord progression, the lyrics...but most of all his uber-irritating vocal styling - like fingernails on a friggin' chalkboard! tard


I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing,
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side,
And when you turned to me and smiled, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight...
The lady in red, the lady in red,
The lady in red, my lady in red,

I love you...

This version takes the beta out of it, making it sound pretty sinister:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ofp0a-Qwk
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-20-2013 07:01 AM)Don Wrote:  Goodluck trying to beat this one



I honestly dont think this song is as beta as you might think. The lyrics are is he is basically givin it to her how she wants it and while it might be tad overly romantic thats kind of the style of R&B but at least its not like the shit today that is basically beta guys begging and pleading for their women to come back and not to leave them
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
A friend linked me to this song a while ago.
...Severe douche chills, resurrected pre-red pill memories I would prefer to forget, of internal dialogue that used to constantly run through my head.

"But I'm so nice to you, why don't you love me! Why do you like that other guy, he's such an asshole. ...I just need to be nicer, the power of my love will eventually win her over."

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Quote:It breaks, time after time, your heart in two
It makes, time after time, you crying out
He doesn't care about you, whereas I do
He doesn't care about you, whereas I do

I would never treat you as he does
Behave that way, I'd never, towards you
You don't care what I would or would not do
You don't care what I would or would not do

He doesn't love you
I'm the one who loves you
I'm the one who loves you
You don't love me
He's the one you love
He's the one you love
He's the one you love

Those we love don't always love us back
You and I, the two of us, know that

You can have the one that you don't want
You can have the one that you don't want

He doesn't love you
I'm the one who loves you
I'm the one who loves you
You don't love me
He's the one you love
He's the one you love
He's the one you love

Those we love don't always love us back
You and I, the two of us, know that
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
I fucking love soul music but it is truly the 'beta' mentality goldmine. Almost every soul song that I've heard is about the dude BEGGING for the woman to come back. "Begging is hard to do, but I'd BEG for YOUUUUUUU" - Begging is hard to do by The Montclairs

This is one of my favorite soul tunes, but it's supremely beta.

Average Guy by The Masqueraders

"If I were a clown, I'd paint me a real sad face, oh just to get your attention darling, then maybe, maybe you'll look my way"



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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(08-28-2012 07:43 PM)username Wrote:  Don Henley - Boys of Summer
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yqje_...mmer_music

-----
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-


I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

---
Guy that can't get past a girl and doesn't mind sloppy seconds or thirds. Sounds beta to me. Still a pretty good song though.

lol. Boys of summer is a reference to baseball not his girl getting train run on her ass. The song's all about nostalgia and growing up and realising that what he thought was true teenage love is just a summer fling that will be over soon.

I rank it with summer of 69 and Flame Trees since they're all about looking back at the past and their first girls.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
This is terribly beta:

I saw an angel I'm sure
She smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
And I don't know what to do,
I know I'll never be with you.



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