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RE: The most beta song on the planet




I think is up there with other beta songs, still sounds badass in my opinion. He kinda realizes it at the end but he relapses in the beta abyss.

"Okay, what is it tonight?
Please just tell me what the hell is wrong?
Do you want to eat?
Do you want to sleep?
Do you want to drown?
Just settle down, settle down, settle down

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds
Give you pills, give you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
I'll even let you watch the shows you want to see
Just marry me, marry me, marry meI'm so sick of you tonight
You never stay awake when I get home
Is something wrong with me?
Something wrong with you?
I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew
I'll give you candy, give you diamonds
Give you pills, I'll give you anything you want
Hundred dollar billsI'll even let you hear the songs I want to sing
Because you married me, married me, married me
Marry me, marry me, marry me

I was young,
I learned a game
That love and happiness were the same
Now I'm older and I don't play
I found out the hardest way
I got wasted, she got mad
Called me names then she called her dad
He got crazy and I did too
Wondered what I did to you
I gave you candy, gave you diamonds
Gave you pills, I gave you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
I even let you hear the songs I want to sing

I gave you anything anything anything
I'll give you anything, anything, anything
I'll give you anything, anything, anything
Anything, anything, anything"
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(04-17-2013 10:40 PM)Lights Wrote:  I really liked this song when it came out.




Naaa that song isn't beta.

"She aint even my main lady"

"and now I'm feeling kinda lonely, on top of that im kinda horny... and I gotta get back to herrr"

It's all about the poon for TPain
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RE: The most beta song on the planet




I propose the most beta video clib. Watch from 1:40 on. The level of pedestalization is mind-blowing.
04-06-2014 03:52 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
John Mayer is one of the biggest pimps, he's known for sleeping with tons of celebrities

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RE: The most beta song on the planet




Lyrically this might not be very beta, but only a beta (or a flaming homo) could make a song like this.

Quote:You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave tear drops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

...

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread
(Thread, thread...)
04-06-2014 09:23 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Train's been hit up a couple times, but their last album is a compilation of... ugh.

http://youtu.be/oxqnFJ3lp5k

Basically, he has an ONS with a chick who then leaves town to "get away" from the guy. The song is one-itis to the point of stalking. It's like the guy's asking for a restraining order. Wrap that all up in a bunch of really shitty pop-culture references, and you've got a real pile of shit.

Quote:On the other side of a street I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause you moved to west LA
Or New York or Santa Fe
Or wherever to get away from me

Oh but that one night
Was more than just right
I didn't leave you 'cause I was all through
Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by

On the upside of a downward spiral
My love for you went viral
And I loved you every mile you drove away
But now here you are again
So let's skip the "how you been"
And get down to the "more than friends" at last

Oh but that one night
Is still the highlight
I didn't need you until I came to
And I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by

Please believe
That when I leave
There's nothing up my sleeve
But love for you
And a little time to get my head together too

On the other side of a street I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by

There's another song where he bitches about his ex-wife. I usually take the guy's side in this stuff but I heard that song and though she was probably really pissed off when she found out she'd actually married a woman.
04-07-2014 10:40 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Kanye's verse on "I Won" about Kim K.:






Quote:You the number one trophy wife
So it's only right to live the trophy life

You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now
Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound
I want to dip that ass in gold, I want to dip that ass in gold
I made it over NBA, NFL players
So every time I score it's like I won the Super Bowl

Baby, we should hit the south of France
So you could run around without them pants
I put that glacier on your little hand
Now that's the only thing without a tan
My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe
If people don't hate then it won't be right
You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe
All your Mama ever made was trophies, right?
04-07-2014 11:50 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Guy at work listens to country which is chock full of beta. I hate country and so can't give any song info but this line:

She likes it when I call in sick to work
Spend the whole day hanging with her.
I might get fired but that's alright
I'm doing what she likes.

Jesus fucking christ.
04-08-2014 12:01 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Here's my theory on Kanye...he used to be this alpha seeming guy, talked some real shit - Golddigger, Homecoming, etc.

He is also super narcissistic..okay that does help with girls - I'm extremely narcissistic too. But this is only good when you have a knowledge of reality in the back of your head, and the narcissism has to be a mask, an act. you can not take yourself too seriously. What happened to him is the narcissism ran towards solipsism...and THEN that solipsistic world of his was BROKEN. Like any girl whose world is broken, his mind broke too. he got confused...like a child.

Then Jay Z decided to hang up his pimping shoes, and settle down with a good woman, have kids - which a completely fine life decision, and you don't see him being a bitch about it. True marriages are absolutely needed in civilization I believe. But Kanye didn't get it. KimK is nowhere near Beyonce, and I'm not talking about physical attractiveness here. He doesn't fucking get it.

Guy needs to get on the RooshV forum.

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04-08-2014 12:40 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
^^^ I second that

To me hes the type of guy I can respect but hate at the same time.
04-09-2014 01:30 AM
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(Edit - figured this was already here, posted anyway without looking, deserves another mention..........)
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
137 posts and not one mention of this song?





RFV I am dissapoint.

lyrics Wrote:When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door
She's running out
She run, run, run, run
Run

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
The way I see Kanye is that he didn't really have a choice. Who's his Beyoncé that he would marry? The only other female singers on her level are Gaga and Rihanna and I wouldn't call either of those good girls.

Sure he knocked up a slut but 1) she has her own career and money so you know she's no gold digger and 2) she will increase his fame and status.

I think that's how it's gonna be for guys in our generation who marry American girls. You're not marrying her for her virginity or chastity. You're marrying her for other reasons.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Creep is a great song though. i'm sure it's a huge beta anthem, but I think it's become almost ironic/satirical at this point.

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Most popular songs in Bollywood. One very popular song in particular which makes me want to puke has lyrics "I can't live without you, I have no existence without you." A man who says such words should be literally labelled a pussy.
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet!





his dancing at 1:05 made me leave the room the first time i watched Big Grin

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Was going to make a thread, but this is a good place to post this. I believe this is the unofficial White Knight Anthem:






Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand to ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned man, yeah, yeah

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say, "I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die.
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no!"

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that girl
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude?

I hate to do this, you leave no choice, can't live without her
Love me or hate me we will be boys standing at that altar
Or we will run away to another galaxy, you know
You know she's in love with me, she will go anywhere I go

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say, "I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die.
Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still no!"

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
No matter what you say
Marry that girl
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude, rude?

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say, "I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die.
Tough luck, my friend, but 'No' still means 'No'!"

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
No matter what you say
Marry that girl
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so rude?

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05-30-2014 10:12 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(08-27-2012 04:36 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Look no further (yeah I know it's an old song):





Quote:I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

I want to believe he's being beta on purpose to sell records, but this is so beta that I think you really have to be a little beta to sing it without your body rejecting it.
"I'd spend the rest of my life putting up with your fat and feminist attitudes too!" :-/You are right uncle Roosh-it's beta Big Grin
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(05-30-2014 12:01 PM)vannigoc Wrote:  
(08-27-2012 04:36 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Look no further (yeah I know it's an old song):





Quote:I'd catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

I want to believe he's being beta on purpose to sell records, but this is so beta that I think you really have to be a little beta to sing it without your body rejecting it.
"I'd spend the rest of my life putting up with your crap(fat body, feminist attitudes,etc)!" Undecided You are right uncle Roosh -it's beta Big Grin
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Eric Clapton at the peak of his oneitis.





Bell bottom blues, you made me cry.
I don't want to lose this feeling.
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your arms.

Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it
because
I don't want to fade away.
Give me one more day, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your heart I want to stay.

It's all wrong, but it's all right.
The way that you treat me baby.
Once I was strong but I lost the fight.
You won't find a better loser.

[Chorus 2x]

Bell bottom blues, don't say goodbye.
I'm sure we're gonna meet again,
And if we do, don't you be surprised
If you find me with another lover.

[Chorus]

I don't want to fade away.
Give me one more day please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your heart I long to stay.
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Reviving the thread...





Most of Bruno Mars makes me yell at the radio. No wonder men today are such pansies.

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07-16-2014 02:44 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Most beta / simp ass song is this one. I guarantee you won't be able to finish watching / listening to this track.




This ultra beta chorus makes me cringe


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RE: The most beta song on the planet
One of the very best




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