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The most beta song on the planet
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(02-21-2017 02:32 AM)Grodin Wrote:  The next time I hear it, I'll take one for the team and ask the closest chick if she knows the title.

I've managed to forget the lyrics even though the whiny voice is imprinted in my mind. Dudes voice sounds like he's begging for a sympathy fuck with a mouth full of marbles.

Usually when it comes on I walk straight out the room.

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11-03-2017 06:23 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
"Oh please, once Chad & Co. are done with you, let me pick up what's left":





And the Great Satan for me:





That said, I admit that a lot of these shitfests are simply playing to their audience.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
And though I know all about those men...



11-03-2017 09:02 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet




Quote:Hey...oooh...
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
Ooh, and all I taught her was everything
Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything?
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything?
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be...yeah...

Uh huh...uh huh...ooh...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine
11-04-2017 04:43 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
The Cars' You're All I've got Tonight must rank high on the list. Can't imagine being so thirsty that you would let a random woman reduce you to dust.





The second verse in particular:

Quote:I don't care if you use me again
I don't care if you abuse me again
You can make me I don't care
And you can fake me I don't care
And you can love me just about anywhere
It's alright
11-04-2017 04:49 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
I really like this song...but it's about a guy pining after a prostitute (the poor sucker)



11-04-2017 06:34 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(11-03-2017 09:02 PM)Cane Toad Wrote:  And though I know all about those men...




REO Speedwagon fell to the same fate as Chicago: good in the early years then transformed into a giant vagina band. Cetera totally pussied up Chicago by the mid 70s.

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11-04-2017 06:45 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
This old song is pretty up there. Listen to the lyrics about a man getting friend zoned and desperate for the girl.

"I want to be your lover...

But your friend...is all I stay...

I'm only halfway to Paradise...

So near, yet so far away..."

I actually enjoy this song. It's one of them songs that conjures up vivid memories of a time and place. This song played constantly on the oldies XM radio station where I was working in Chile when I first heard it. I hear it now, it brings me back.





Dreams are like horses; they run wild on the earth. Catch one and ride it. Throw a leg over and ride it for all its worth.
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11-04-2017 08:27 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet


Men Without Hats Wrote:Then I saw your face and thought how life's so good to me
We were meant to meet each other in the middle of a mystery
Then I heard you smile and thought "how wonderful indeed"
We were meant to meet each other, you and me

Men Without Hats wrote a lot of beta love songs when they were signed to Phonogram between 1986 and 1993. The album "In the 21st Century", which this is taken from, has half of the songs dedicated to love and the others dedicated to leftist bullshit.

,,Я видел, куда падает солнце!
Оно уходит сквозь постель,
В глубокую щель!"
-Андрей Середа, ,,Улица чужих лиц", 1989 г.
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11-16-2017 11:17 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Gentlemen,

We have a contender.

https://m.youtube.com/results?q=Jesse%20...cs%20&sm=3

HE is the Cat Lady.

"She askes me how the cat's been.
I say, "Moses, he's just fine, but he used to think about you.. all the time.
We fin'ly took your pictures.. down off the wall.
Jessie, how do you always seem to know just when to call?"

Colour me unimaginative but Im really not sure how he knows that a fricking cat is obsessing about the ex who used him like an emotional tampon.
To then suggest that the Cat was an equal partner in interior decorating decisions to.. finally.. I'm thinking years too late .. take down the painful reminders of his ex..? Cat Lady levels are high.

She calls him at 5am

"From a phone booth in Vegas, Jessie calls at Five a. m.
to tell me how she's tired of.. all of them."

The reader can fill in the details of whats going on here ☺️.

"She says, "Baby, I've been thinking 'bout a trailer by the sea.
We could go to Mexico:, you, the cat and me.
We'll drink tequila and look for seashells.
Now, doesn't that sound sweet?"

Our singer clearly fights a long drawn out battle with his own self respect before singing, in the next breath
..

" Jessie, paint your pictures 'bout how it's gonna be.
By now I should know better, your dreams are never free.
But tell me all about our little trailer by the sea.
Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me.
Oh, Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me."

He knows that SHE is a bad boy Chad who's only going to break his little heart again but.. He can't help it.. Whats a girl to do right?

Evidently Jesse can't be bothered sweet talking him for too long, why waste her breath? So she cuts to the chase:
"She sings, "Get yourself together. Bring Mose and drive real fast."
And I listen to her promise. I swear to God this time it's gonna last."

"And who knows, maybe this time things'll turn out just the way you planned." (good example of male leadership in a relationship there..)

I actually think George Soros and Angela Merkel wrote this song.
11-17-2017 12:44 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(03-04-2017 02:04 AM)puckerman Wrote:  Even when I was quite young, I sensed something was just wrong with this song. Billy Joel did a lot of beta songs, but this is the most beta of them all:





Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'

But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

Every time I hear this part, I experience testicular atrophy.

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11-17-2017 01:02 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Normally, I love country music, but this beta song is so cringeworthy that I can't resist the urge to post it here. I doubt there's a song out there that can surpass the betaness in this one.



11-19-2017 01:11 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
How did we go 9 pages and 5 years without mentioning this?



Even Ryan Reynolds specifically played this song in that movie “just friends” when he decided the best way to win the girl was to act like a pussy.
These guys even sound like they’re crying while singing it.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Tbh I like beta songs because they give me hope

Sue me

anyway, here's a beta one I like



One thing the music video shows that I like is that men rarely outlast their women (if they find a good woman). When you're old as shit, you have several generations descended from you, and your woman, for whom you've cared your entire life, dies, why bother going on?

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Is there even any contest for this?

Grenade by Bruno Mars.
11-20-2017 09:29 PM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
(11-20-2017 09:29 PM)Easy_C Wrote:  Is there even any contest for this?

Grenade by Bruno Mars.

Bro.

Did you read the first post?

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RE: The most beta song on the planet
There's a difference between romantic songs and beta songs. Some songs sound "beta" but women get weak in the knees over them. Pretty much the whole Adult Contemporary genre falls in that category (think Bryan Adams Have You Ever Loved a Woman.)

Truly beta songs are guys who come across as sad-sacks who beg and plead and allow themselves to be used as doormats.

Here's one that is so cringey I have a hard time thinking it's not a comedy track.



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Quote:I met you in the dark
You lit me up
You made me feel as though
I was enough
We danced the night away
We drank too much
I held your hair back when
You were throwing up

Then you smiled over your shoulder
For a minute, I was stone cold sober
I pulled you closer to my chest
And you asked me to stay over
I said, I already told ya
I think that you should get some rest

He also sounds like James Blunt with less balls.
11-22-2017 07:22 AM
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
This thread should be more active.

Here's another oldie:





Red-pill wisdom about female-hypergamy, but a poor model for how to actually deal with it.

Plot summary.

Guy gets cucked when his gf runs off with his best friend. Guy responds by wallowing in endless self-pity and tries to call her using the operator, only to dump all his baggage on the operator in a creepy way and then wimping out.

I know Jim Croce at one time wanted to get into movies. if he actually experienced this himself and needed to get over things he should have written a creepy screenplay and mailed it to her like in Nocturnal Animals only to flake on the reunion dinner.
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw

Wicked Game by Chris Issak

When I was really shy and lonely in high school....I used to think of this video. This is how I pictured a romance would be.

When I used to want to be married, I would think about this song being played at my wedding reception. I also wanted to play songs like Sweeter Than You, by Ricky Nelson and other songs from the 50s like that.
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Pop songs from around this time are a bit of a guilty pleasure at times.

Quote:Go ahead just leave, can't hold you, you're free
You take all these things, if they mean so much to you
I gave you your dreams, 'cause you meant the world
So did I deserve to be left here hurt
You think I don't know you're out of control
I ended up finding all of this from my boys
Girl, you're stone cold, you say it ain't so,
You already know I'm not attached to material
I'd give it all up but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, I'm takin' back my love
I've given you too much but I'm takin' back my love
I'm takin' back my love, my love, my love, my love
My love
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Check out "Take my heart" by German/American wussy band "Band Ohne Namen"



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RE: The most beta song on the planet
John Lennon-Imagine
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RE: The most beta song on the planet
Nah. Toss up between grenade and just my imagination.
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