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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
somewhere Nick Lachey is laughing his ass off, joking with friends about the bullet he dodged...
09-10-2012 10:08 PM
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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
It wouldn't be so bad if it gave her a nicer ass. The bad thing about chicks with flat asses is that when they gain weight, it doesn't expand OUT. It stays flat, and just gets WIDER.

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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
At least she has bigger tiggs.
09-11-2012 11:46 PM
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(09-10-2012 08:02 PM)polymath Wrote:  Wikipedia says she had a kid on May 1st.

I think she looks just fine for a woman who just had a child. I bet she'll look great again by next May.

Halle Berry (years older too) spit out a kid and was in bikini's weeks later.
09-12-2012 09:11 AM
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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
(09-12-2012 09:11 AM)UrbanNerd Wrote:  
(09-10-2012 08:02 PM)polymath Wrote:  Wikipedia says she had a kid on May 1st.

I think she looks just fine for a woman who just had a child. I bet she'll look great again by next May.

Halle Berry (years older too) spit out a kid and was in bikini's weeks later.

You see supermodels do the very same thing. The difference is that they don't sit around DURING pregnancy stuffing their faces with everything they can find. They actually stay active during the pregnancy. That's why they bounce back quicker. Also, they stay in great shape before pregnancy, which is another key to the body returning to pre-pregnancy form.

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09-12-2012 09:44 AM
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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
(09-12-2012 09:44 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  
(09-12-2012 09:11 AM)UrbanNerd Wrote:  
(09-10-2012 08:02 PM)polymath Wrote:  Wikipedia says she had a kid on May 1st.

I think she looks just fine for a woman who just had a child. I bet she'll look great again by next May.

Halle Berry (years older too) spit out a kid and was in bikini's weeks later.

You see supermodels do the very same thing. The difference is that they don't sit around DURING pregnancy stuffing their faces with everything they can find. They actually stay active during the pregnancy. That's why they bounce back quicker. Also, they stay in great shape before pregnancy, which is another key to the body returning to pre-pregnancy form.

I know, the whole "I'm eating for two" is complete bs. You're eating for an 8lb baby (at maturity) and if your ass is getting fat that baby isn't taking up the nutrients.
09-12-2012 07:44 PM
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Jessica will end up turning her weight gain into a major money maker. She made major paper pushing pro active, and has now started with weight watchers.
09-12-2012 08:16 PM
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RE: Jessica Simpson has disgraced America with her weight gain
(09-12-2012 07:44 PM)Fisto Wrote:  
(09-12-2012 09:44 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  
(09-12-2012 09:11 AM)UrbanNerd Wrote:  
(09-10-2012 08:02 PM)polymath Wrote:  Wikipedia says she had a kid on May 1st.

I think she looks just fine for a woman who just had a child. I bet she'll look great again by next May.

Halle Berry (years older too) spit out a kid and was in bikini's weeks later.

You see supermodels do the very same thing. The difference is that they don't sit around DURING pregnancy stuffing their faces with everything they can find. They actually stay active during the pregnancy. That's why they bounce back quicker. Also, they stay in great shape before pregnancy, which is another key to the body returning to pre-pregnancy form.

I know, the whole "I'm eating for two" is complete bs. You're eating for an 8lb baby (at maturity) and if your ass is getting fat that baby isn't taking up the nutrients.

Yep. I read recently that a woman actually doesn't have to increase her caloric intake very much beyond what she normally eats to properly nourish the fetus. She should pay greater attention to WHAT she eats, but it's simply an excuse to overindulge on junk, because they might feel self-conscious stuffing themselves with the same shit in front of their partner otherwise.

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(09-11-2012 11:46 PM)slothpiece Wrote:  At least she has bigger tiggs.

This is how the problem started. And, when I say "the" problem, I mean the overarching, broader, societal problem--not just this fatty.

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(09-12-2012 09:27 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(09-11-2012 11:46 PM)slothpiece Wrote:  At least she has bigger tiggs.

This is how the problem started. And, when I say "the" problem, I mean the overarching, broader, societal problem--not just this fatty.

I'm hoping you mean guys acting like tits on a fat girl count for something.
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(09-12-2012 10:02 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I'm hoping you mean guys acting like tits on a fat girl count for something.

That's exactly what I mean. What else could that have meant? I'm curious.

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(09-12-2012 11:24 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(09-12-2012 10:02 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I'm hoping you mean guys acting like tits on a fat girl count for something.

That's exactly what I mean. What else could that have meant? I'm curious.

I just wanted to make sure we were both identifying the root evil that spawned this psychosis.
09-12-2012 11:33 PM
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(09-10-2012 08:02 PM)polymath Wrote:  Wikipedia says she had a kid on May 1st.

I think she looks just fine for a woman who just had a child. I bet she'll look great again by next May.

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(09-12-2012 11:33 PM)Fisto Wrote:  I just wanted to make sure we were both identifying the root evil that spawned this psychosis.

Shit, you know we're on the same page. Here's some footage of us greeting each other on the street:




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And, as if on cue, she cashes in on a Weight Watchers sponsorship. Notice how it's an awkward zoom of just her face for most of the clip?

At least she IS losing the weight though.

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She's much richer and more famous than her husband (used to be a promising NFL tight end for a few years before injuries derailed his career) so he's got almost no hand in this marriage. That's unless he's got some good game. Either way, if he was more famous, had good game and social dominance, she wouldn't let herself get this huge. I just hope that he's banging hotter, younger girls on the side whilst using her credit cards.
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She's lost 60 pounds. America's still disgraced.
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Im not checking her off my list of celebrity women who I would fuck given the chance (yet) but I am putting her on probation for the time being. The rate at which these women are becoming permanent fatties is apalling. Most likely by next year only Scarlett Johansen will be left.
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She's just embracing the fat American girl stereotype American

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This dumb bitch has always repulsed me, now even more so.
11-06-2012 08:06 PM
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Baby on May - She had 5 months to loose weight.

Although she wouldn't loose everything, she could loose at least 15kg.

Breastfeeding also helps a lot!

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That dudes expression in the background is great. She's all like 'Heyyy!' and he's like 'Hell No!'.

Which is exactly what I thought when I saw this pic.

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She's pregnant and on Jay Leno tonight. Holy Jeebus are her boobs ginormous. I still say she has a pretty face.
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This last pic puts her looks closer to a 60 year old secretary than the hot girl she was 10 years ago. I know some people on social security ( they had plastic surgery) who look just like she does now. Scary.
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I'd still bend her over.
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