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First world problems (RVF edition)
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
I deserve to express my indigant fury, at the minimum wage workers who forgot to put the extra slice of bacon in my extra exotic whooper, like I wanted.

I can't post in IRT threads anymore because it is locked.

I can't feed the trolls with perfect liberty and generosity because I will get banned.
(This post was last modified: 08-08-2013 10:55 PM by Master Of My Own Kingdom.)
08-08-2013 10:52 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
I spilled freshly pressed green juice on my organic cotton henley shirt yesterday, fuck!

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

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08-08-2013 10:58 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
Profoundly undecided about which diet I will take -paleo, vegan or Atkins?

Can't see when finally learning game and approaching women will pay dividends. Calling fatties and hookers everywhere
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08-08-2013 11:07 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
I'm about to have to walk .8 miles to the bars. Bullshit.

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08-08-2013 11:08 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
I have all the rudimentary, basic needs of existence covered. Yet I'm not happy because some people in the internets said mean things about me.
08-08-2013 11:12 PM
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Went to the store yesterday and was quite upset to find my favourite Italian wine was out of stock.
08-09-2013 09:17 AM
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When you have more potential bangs than your logistics can handle. This was my main issue in New York.
08-09-2013 10:21 AM
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When you make a bomb ass meal but can't finish it all and throw the rest away because you don't think it would reheat well.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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08-09-2013 11:05 AM
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When I walk the 60 seconds from my apartment to the beach, I sometimes have to wait for the pedestrian traffic light an extra 30 seconds.

READ MY BLOG, DAMMIT.

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08-09-2013 12:30 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
when it's pushing friday afternoon and the RVF trolling activity slows noticeably as people gear up for the weekend....lame.

friday is when i need my entertainment the most.
08-09-2013 12:35 PM
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One Saturday, a friend of mine in a less populated town had to make a withdrawal for a large amount ATM wouldn't give him over 400.

He had the bank opened on Sunday to get his money.

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08-09-2013 12:48 PM
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08-09-2013 01:48 PM
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RE: First world problems (RVF edition)
I hate that all the food delivery in places in my town closer at midnight except for Fridays and Saturdays. Last night I was absolutely smashed on some bourbon and hungry as fuck, too drunk to go out and get fast food. EVERY FUCKING PIZZA PLACE CLOSED AROUND MIDNIGHT. Delivery food should be available on-demand 24/7 for drunkards like myself.

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10-11-2013 01:13 PM
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My jar of multivitamins is in my second floor bedroom but I'll have to go downstairs tonight to get a glass of water to take them. This will take an extra 2 minutes that could be better spent reading another page on the forum.
10-11-2013 06:47 PM
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It drives me crazy when I run out of half and half in the morning and I have to use my emergency stash of non-dairy creamer in my second cup of coffee.

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10-11-2013 07:10 PM
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Belk's Henley selection was weak so I had to walk all the way next door to the North Face store to pick one up.

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
10-11-2013 07:13 PM
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I gotta meet this bitch in an hour and my electric shaver crapped out halfway through. Now I'm going to have to go clean shaven or lookin like two face.
10-12-2013 12:45 PM
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I haven't had a really solid shit in a while because of all this meat I'm eating. Seriously the other day it was a bunch of organic chicken breast, free range organic eggs, expensive whey protein from gnc, and a ribeye steak. Does not come out well.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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10-12-2013 12:57 PM
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I have to take a shit but my wifi signal is shitty in the bathroom.

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10-12-2013 01:06 PM
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