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Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
All i can think of is that all those bangs that i messed up could easily be converted into bangs, my lifestyle decisions would have been more affirmative, i would be flirting with all the school girls at my school instead of focusing on one single girl the whole year..but damn, i'm sure i would get myself into lots of trouble such as girls complaining about me: ''mum, pitt is a very horny boy, he keeps on telling me that he wants to eat my pussy till i come on his mouth''. i will be working on learning multiple languages from an early age, learning different martial arts, learn a trade and start planning about moving to Canada oil field..start travelling to more Caribbean countries by the time i get to 16 instead of visiting european countries which it was what i was doing back then, etc, etc

I mean, this is not a 'i have made some bad decisions in my life thread', i'm actually extremely happy with my life right now and i'm happy on how things are going right now, but i just wish i had access to all this information when i was younger..my internet time could have been better spent. During my teen years i have spent so much time in hiphop forums that hardly contributed to my self development.

Its a bless to be on here with truly amazing people, you guys fucking rock..but just wondering..have you ever wondered if you had access to all this information when you were 12 years old?
11-13-2012 08:28 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I have learned a lot with the three years I've been here - if I had this forum at 12, I would have started to get laid at 14. I would simply be doing a whole lot better if I had more time in the game.
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11-13-2012 09:01 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
If I had this forum at 12, my high school years would have been a lot better, to say the least. I already had an interest in a lot of things that this forum talks about, and it would have solidified my knowledge and given me some kind of direction, plus it would have allowed me access to pussy - which I wanted, but didn't exactly know how to get back in those days..
11-13-2012 09:07 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
If I had this forum at 12 I'd would've said fuck this and went back to playing Quake.
11-13-2012 09:10 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I probably would of been banned after one post if i had access to this forum when i was 12.
11-13-2012 11:13 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I don't think I would have trolled the place but I would have probably lurked and gone back to playing videogames and getting enraged by trolls.

Now if I was 15 or 16 and had access to the forum, jesus. I think I passed up eight, maybe ten fairly easy bangs in highschool.
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11-13-2012 11:33 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I would've had a harem at 16 in my high school.

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11-13-2012 12:06 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
Honestly, this is too much shit for a 12 year old. I don't think that's a good age to get access to a forum like this.

But, maybe there could be a basic intro kind of thing.
11-13-2012 12:39 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I was getting blown on a daily basis at 15 and 16 from one of the hottest girls in my class. Somehow it came naturally and easily for me - before I started over thinking stuff.

I probably would have wondered that all the fuss about game was about.

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

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11-13-2012 02:21 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
When I was 12 I wasn't interested in girls, at the time I was more attracted to playing Age of Empire II and stuff like that...
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11-13-2012 02:27 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
(11-13-2012 02:27 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  When I was 12 I wasn't interested in girls, at the time I was more attracted to playing Age of Empire II and stuff like that...
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Yeah, at 12 I was more focus on this type of challenge:

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIoz216SSgJ5sEXwbPM_o...e84OnMwRV3]

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
11-13-2012 02:30 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I was more interested in working on my jump shot at that age.

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That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.

Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."

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11-13-2012 02:50 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
The internet was non existent when I was 12. So I guess it irrelevant for me. But I was already getting laid by 14 so it was all good.

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11-13-2012 02:53 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I would be very wealthy.
11-13-2012 03:18 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
Actually this forum would've come in handy when I was 12. I was beginning to find girls incredibly attractive (thanks puberty) at that age. To top it off there were already plenty of cute girls in my class who had either had boyfriends or were starting to display some sexual tendencies. It really bugs me all the years I missed out when I could've put them to good use. Better late than never I guess lol
11-13-2012 03:26 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
Dead from AIDS, Hepatitis G, and a cocktail of other mystery diseases.

Or, with mad kids from Fearless Raw-dogging.

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11-13-2012 06:17 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
(11-13-2012 06:17 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Dead from AIDS, Hepatitis G, and a cocktail of other mystery diseases.

Or, with mad kids from Fearless Raw-dogging.
Lol yeah for real. Ill never forget a girl with huge tits coming over after school to my place because nobody was home. I was about 12 and didnt even touch her. I dont even know why she came over or what we were doing, but I will always have thw video in my head of her taking off her jacket and laying down waiting for me to do something. I was so nervous and told her to leave before someone got home. Jesus, thats crazy that she already knew whats up in middle school. Im pretty sure she was messing with older guys because she was already smoking and skipping.

Its funny that some of my first girlfriends and kisses were from white girls. How you like that IRT Troll If you wanna make yourself mad, pull out old yearbooks.
11-14-2012 06:57 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I did, and here is the photographic evidence:

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Source: Me at twelve.
11-14-2012 07:09 AM
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(11-13-2012 11:33 AM)Hades Wrote:  I don't think I would have trolled the place but I would have probably lurked and gone back to playing videogames and getting enraged by trolls.

Now if I was 15 or 16 and had access to the forum, jesus. I think I passed up eight, maybe ten fairly easy bangs in highschool.

This.

I was an immature pre-teen moron at 12, but put the knowledge here in my hands at 16? I'll just extrapolate the numbers:

Age : Notch Count

19 (High school graduation) : 25
24 (University graduation) : 150
28 (Present day) : Over 300
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There was no internet of any kind when I was 12. The integrated circuit had MAYBE just been invented.
11-14-2012 11:28 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
at twelve..i would have said. this forum is horse poop. when will the next pokemon game come out.

the are much different. at 12 most of us were not interested in the world like people are now

i wasn't even allowed to watch cartoons, let alone be watching stuff like Jersey shore and teen mom.
that shit didn't exist.

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11-14-2012 11:39 AM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
(11-13-2012 02:27 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  When I was 12 I wasn't interested in girls, at the time I was more attracted to playing Age of Empire II and stuff like that...
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I kill the fuck out of that game when I was 10-12. I remember playing hours building sh!t.

Yeah this forum at 12 will not do, I started really chasing bitches at 14 years old.
11-14-2012 12:03 PM
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I like the fact that i have found the forrum now, finding it at age twelve would have made me more obbsesd with Girls and distcrated me from making Money.

Imagine myself quitting scool to score girls traveling to other schools selling lemonade for a taxi and train ride. Living the live of an Location Independent Pimp on a Local scale haha sounds cool but in reality .
I am happy the way it is now and that I choose money before bitches .Now I can take advantage of things that I would'nt even imagined 10 years ago ase I was 12
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RE: Imagine if you had access to this forum when you were 12
I would have been (even more) of a jaded motherfucker

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Many years of personal disappointment, pain, and failure could have been prevented.




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