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Married for 20 years and didn't know it
Janeane Garofalo recently discovered that she and Rob Cohen, a Big Bang Theory producer, were married for the past 20 years and didn't even know it.

According to the 48-year-old, she and Cohen "got married drunk in Vegas…We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab."

"[We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew?" she quipped. "We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something."

Cohen is now engaged to Jill Leiderman, a producer on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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11-14-2012 02:29 AM
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So, the big question is - will she now take 50% of his income?
11-14-2012 03:30 AM
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"As for whether either of them got any cash out of their extended matrimony, it seems like they did not, but Cohen did take a nimble stab at his surprise ex-wife's movie career by saying, "I'm gonna get all of that 'Reality Bites' money!" Har har.

"Hey, they lasted a lot longer than most Hollywood marriages. So, there's that."

"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
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11-14-2012 03:43 AM
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1 drunk guy +1 drunk girl + trip in vegas = big business for the marriage industry
11-14-2012 04:41 PM
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At least no one was harmed and there were no hurt feelings, which is surprising given that there was sex involved.

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11-14-2012 05:01 PM
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Putting the matrimonial issue aside for a second, lets ask ourselves something: Would you bang?
11-14-2012 05:07 PM
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Most def. Leave the glasses on for the facial for sure

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11-15-2012 02:29 AM
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(11-14-2012 05:07 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  Putting the matrimonial issue aside for a second, lets ask ourselves something: Would you bang?

Early 90s Garafalo seems to have been bangable.




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11-15-2012 02:36 AM
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yeah I don't think she's that bangable 20 years on from the early 90s though Tut. If she's lucky I might present her with a cum necklace.

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11-15-2012 06:52 AM
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I once saw a chick on the street in New York an thought to myself, "she looks like a much cuter Janeane Garafalo." Later I saw her on some talk show where she told a story about someone on the street telling her that she looked like Janeane Garafalo, but much cuter.

It's possible that she was much cuter in person than on TV, which would be the opposite of how it normally works. It's hard to tell, because it was the '90s and chicks wore a lot of baggy shapeless shit.
11-15-2012 07:00 AM
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