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Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
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Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
A girl I know just posted this on Facebook:

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You don't say?

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Yeah, right.

I’d rather be far right, than far wrong!
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11-29-2012 07:06 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
That's what happens when you stick your dick in an ASSHOLE.I do not like shit therefore I do not like shitty sex...and women don't fart or shit as far as I'm concered.The first time a broad farts or goes to the bathroom with the door open around me is the last time she does.
11-29-2012 07:18 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
Chubby girls and anal go together like pretty girls and beta orbiters.

I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

No hate on you chubby chasers, but I am very thankful I have never ventured there.
11-29-2012 07:40 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
(11-29-2012 07:40 PM)ABDada Wrote:  Chubby girls and anal go together like pretty girls and beta orbiters.

I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

No hate on you chubby chasers, but I am very thankful I have never ventured there.

It's a rare event for me, trust me. I can say that I have never harpooned a whale Angel

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11-29-2012 07:44 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
You'll never have the problem of putting a bitch on a pedestal after an incident like that.
11-29-2012 09:00 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
(11-29-2012 07:40 PM)ABDada Wrote:  I almost think it's because their FUPA tract prevents them from feeling anything clitorally, so they need to get it a different way.

LOL. Maybe with seriously obese girls, but not thick/slightly chubby girls.

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11-29-2012 09:34 PM
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RE: Remember guys, chicks don't fart (NSFL).
I got dutch ovened by a chick once. I pulled the covers off in the morning for round two and was hit with a smell so pungent I lost my hard on.
11-29-2012 10:20 PM
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durangotang Wrote:Midway through this unenjoyable sex is girl gets off my dick, and tries to insert it in her ass. I didn't want it, she couldn't get it in, but before she realized that a nasty fart sound was emitted and the top half of the condom was shit stained.

So, technically speaking, you were raped? If a man did that to a woman without asking, I could see grounds for serious trouble.

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11-30-2012 02:43 AM
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This thread is fucking gold. Banana
11-30-2012 03:56 AM
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nothing kills a hard on like a girl farting. but shit stain on your dick that will give you nightmares

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"Chicks dig power, men dig beauty, eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap, men are expendable, women are perishable." - Heartiste
12-01-2012 10:40 AM
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