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Jelqing To A Bigger Wiener
This post is for you guys out there who don’t have a horse cock or for the women who’s men are lacking in the pants and secretly crave that their man would have a huge long dong silver but can’t tell them because that would crush their fragile man ego. Insecurity could have also led you here too.

The Telegraph recently released an article with data on average length by ethnicity with Roissy following after with his own analysis. The numbers clearly show that a few extra inches wouldn’t hurt anyone.

I first played around with the idea of penis enlargement in high school when looking up different supplements. I feel like its important if your experiencing regular sexual activity because of the benefits for both parties.

When I’m fucking a girl, I’m going in with the intention of stabbing her to ecstasy with my alabama black snake like a prison shanking, it’s a rapid and intense event.

Of course the penis enlargement industry is full of bunco products that claim to work but end up being a waste of money or worse, breaks your dick so that you’ll never enjoy the feeling of a fresh, tight, moist, clean, and warm pussy again. Its an industry that preys on a mans insecurity, “guarantee results in as little as 3 weeks”; bullshit. Nevertheless, I’m an open minded person and scrutinized the topic before trying anything.

The initial products I tested were Horny Goat Weed and Maca pills. I used both together and they would make me have Viagra hard erections but after I stopped taking them, my tumescent phallus wouldn’t be as hard as when I was taking them. I didn’t like that and I didn’t want to depend on a commodity for sexual arousal so I stopped taking both.

I came across the subject of jelqing while reading the Good Looking Loser’s blog. He not only jelqs but also uses a device called a Bathmate.

I approached the idea with skepticism but after researching the subject, I decided to try it out. Unlike the Good Looking Loser, I decided not to use a Bathmate because I didn’t want to invest in anymore products.

A few reasons why I think jelqing works are:

Its free
Many men have reported measured results
It logically makes sense
The Good Looking Loser has before and after photos of his baloney pony on his blog
It doesn’t claim to get you hung instantly

So what is jelqing?

Jelqing is manually squeezing more blood into your penis having the increase internal pressure cause micro-tears in the trouser snake structure so that the damage is repaired stronger; the same idea as working out any other muscle in the body. Of course, warm up, and rest is equally important as the actual exercise. Its been also said that jelquing causes more nutrients to be delivered to the penis because of the blood flow. Nutrients = good. Results are also permanent.

I’ve been jelquing for a month now and am still fairly new to it. My goal would be to become 8 inches long and 6 inches thick because I think it would be cool and for the bragging rights of course.

There’s nothing like whipping your cock out for a girl and having her feel your manhood in her hands. It’s also advantageous for when she gossips with her friends about your sexual performance, the third leg, sex in the city, glitter, cooking, makeup, hair, etc. Nothing like positive reviews!

I began at 6.5 inches long and 5 inches thick. Since a month ago, I have not noticed any increase in erect length or thickness but have noticed gains while flaccid.

Even if length or thickness don’t increase, I will continue to jelq because I have noticed a few positive side effects:

Erections are harder
Increase boners frequencies
Stimulation is more intense
Being able to last longer
More visible veins
These results are the same as when I was taking the Horny Goat Weed and Maca pills except jelqing is free.

The routine

I started doing JP’s 90 Day Beginner Routine because it works. Its designed to condition your plonker for more advanced jelqing exercises while preventing injuries. The writer of the routine, JonPop, has also been jelqing for over 9 years.

I do my exercises while taking a shower. This is convenient for me because I shower every day and use warm water when washing myself, thus eliminating the warm up phase. I also save money because I don’t use lube.

Resources I used to learn more about jelqing:

PE Gym

Google

I’m going to report progress in 6 months and then a year.

Talk to your doctor before trying anything.

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Update since I wrote this a couple months ago, I have noticed my dick getting thicker around the bottom.

Also, I have links to websites and more info on the actual post.

http://captainchardonnay.wordpress.com/2...er-wiener/
12-20-2012 06:36 AM
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(02-16-2014 01:05 PM)jariel Wrote:  Since chicks have decided they have the right to throw their pussies around like Joe Montana, I have the right to be Jerry Rice.
12-20-2012 05:43 PM
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WtfWtfWtf

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
12-20-2012 05:49 PM
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You could also try learning how to use your pelvis better during sex.

Having a dick the size of Shorty Mac's would destroy any girl, but you can stretch that pussy like crazy if you have mastered pelvic abdominal movements. Think about it like you are whipping up butter.

This is why girls like guys who are good dancers. Especially Latin dancing. They can see the sex movements in the way the pelvis pivots.

My two bits of advice are:

1) Keep everything loose. Don't have tension in any part of your body.

2) make sure all your movements originate from the center of your body- mainly the lower part near the abdomen. This goes for everything.. walking, dancing, fucking/thrusting.

In general make your center of gravity/focus your groin and lower abdomen. You want girls staring at your crotch.

Check out Axl Rose's famous "snake dance" that drives girls crazy:





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Also, Elvis and his infamous Pelvis moves, even though he's a little stiff. The girls screaming:

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12-20-2012 05:59 PM
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fuck that shit
12-20-2012 06:50 PM
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Soup, yeah the last girl I fucked told me to stop because it was hurting her too much. I'm not sure if it was me though because we had fucked at least 4 times prior no problem. I think she was trying to pull some shit because I hadn't called in 2 weeks and avoided her, "Did you miss me?" question. Turkish flag btw.

Cool I'll work on that.
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12-20-2012 07:35 PM
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(12-20-2012 07:35 PM)CaptainChardonnay Wrote:  Soup, yeah the last girl I fucked told me to stop because it was hurting her too much. I'm not sure if it was me though because we had fucked at least 4 times prior no problem. I think she was trying to pull some shit because I hadn't called in 2 weeks and avoided her, "Did you miss me?" question. Turkish flag btw.

Cool I'll work on that.

Turkish!

No shit..

I recently fucked a Turkish girl who said I was too big, and my friend who fucked her friend said that his girl said the same thing.

Maybe Turkish girls have smaller pussys.
12-20-2012 07:41 PM
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Some guys are secure about their size and some aren't.
If someone wants to find a way to help their self-esteem that doesn't hurt anyone that's awesome. I dont find a problem with that.
Most of us work out here. We take supplements and eat a healthy diet and defend our right to do so even when the shrieking harpies at our day jobs say we eat too healthy or live a little. While they pounds back the 4th donut of the day along with her 6th starbucks drink that has 1/4 of the daily calories for a "normal" person.

If this helps CaptainChardonnay in anyway i congratulate him.
12-21-2012 06:05 AM
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The truth about dick size is that it is all relative to the amount of and type of men a woman has been with before. If she has slept with less than 10 men and you have a dick size over 7 inches it will probably be the biggest she has ever seen. If it is between 5-7 inches it will be about average in terms of length (unless you are in a country where the average guy is 4 inches or less). If a woman has slept with more than 10 men chances are that unless your dick is 8 inches or up your size will probably be about average in terms of what she has seen before.

Does dick size matter? Yes in some situations and I've actually met women who will literally kick a guy out of bed if he is below a certain length. No in others because despite what women say when asked, most are very uncomfortable fucking guys with large dicks, especially women who are not large framed.

Having a bigger dick won't make you a better lover. The best thing you can do if your goal is to make sex more pleasurable for the women who sleep with you is to get confident enough to talk openly about sex. Most men just grind away and although many women will take it few get pleasure from them. Having the confidence to openly engage women in conversation about what turns them on sexually can work wonders for them. For example I hate doggie style and rarely do it without it being requested but a lot of women I have sex with really like it. From what some of them say my length makes them cum really quickly that way.

OP, I have heard that jelquing can work but it takes time and can lead to a lack of sensitivity in the penis. Apparently putting a rubber band on your dick and leaving it can increase girth. Would I recommend either, no. Right now as you're reading this there is a guy with a 3 inch dick fucking a 10 and trust me he's not concerned about the size of his dick and you should not be concerned about the size of your.
12-23-2012 11:06 AM
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Stretching works.

I have been stretching my cock for years. It has gotten much bigger.

Muscle, cartilage, tendons, skin, all that shit will stretch out if you want it too.

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Here is an interesting report on dick exercises..

http://www.pegym.com/articles/penis-muscle
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there's zero chance jelqing is good for anything.
12-23-2012 05:18 PM
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12-23-2012 05:23 PM
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apologies, accidentally posted this in that weird kegel thread, meant it to be in regards to jelqing, which def does work:

(12-23-2012 06:02 AM)victor eremita Wrote:  This shit worked for me. used to be 6.7, now 7.5. i'd say prob two years worth of jelqing on and off. feels like maybe i've plateaued, but idk if i'm interested in moving on to more wacky forms of wiener improvement.
12-23-2012 06:19 PM
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Just to be clear, I don't know what "jelqing" is. I admit, I didn't read the OP. But, I know this, stretching muscles elongates them.
12-23-2012 08:14 PM
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Do you stretch it when flaccid or erect?
12-23-2012 09:08 PM
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Flaccid of course, just like I stretch all my muscles.
12-23-2012 10:32 PM
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How much has it grown Gio and how long has it taken? I wonder if it goes away once you stop though.
12-23-2012 11:52 PM
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yep don't reakon its permanent. still good post and look forward to your results

i imagine a lot of people start and stop...pulling your cock like this everyday gets old fast

god speed brother
12-24-2012 12:16 AM
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(12-23-2012 11:52 PM)houston Wrote:  How much has it grown Gio and how long has it taken? I wonder if it goes away once you stop though.

I've been exercising/stretching for over 20 years so I don't know how it would have been if I never stretched at all..?

I have never stopped so I don't know what happens if you stop..?
12-24-2012 10:17 PM
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I used to read about this quite a bit and I definitely believe in it. It is free and requires a ton of time and commitment. I've never been motivated enough to put the effort in though. Haven't had a girl seem or act unsatisfied since I was in high school so maybe that's why.

If it were a 60$ miracle pill I would never take it serious.... being free and time consuming says a ton
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Do dicks really get bigger with age?
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Read his blog, it works. http://vimeo.com/51797370 NSFW naked man.
12-25-2012 08:39 AM
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Fuck all this and read Krauser's post on being a sex god


" 1. This can be done pre-sex or while standing up during sex. Grab her neck like a one-handed rapist choke (remember the grip! powerful but not painful, don’t actually squeeze) and straight-arm her back into a wall. Look powerfully into her eyes and, still pinning her to the wall, reach down with your other hand to pick up your whiskey glass and take a measured drink. Put the glass down, turn back towards her, and violently kiss. "
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(12-25-2012 12:13 PM)soup Wrote:  Fuck all this and read Krauser's post on being a sex god


" 1. This can be done pre-sex or while standing up during sex. Grab her neck like a one-handed rapist choke (remember the grip! powerful but not painful, don’t actually squeeze) and straight-arm her back into a wall. Look powerfully into her eyes and, still pinning her to the wall, reach down with your other hand to pick up your whiskey glass and take a measured drink. Put the glass down, turn back towards her, and violently kiss. "

That's a good article-had not seen that before.

His sex style is very similar to mine with one exception-I love to eat pussy. Krauser assumes that going down on a girl must necessarily be supplicative and that you're doing the beta move of trying to "give her an orgasm". I don't agree -it's all in how you do it. Eating her pussy can be just another means of dominating, using and ravaging her entire body

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12-25-2012 12:56 PM
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So I used to watch alot of porn an fapp ALOT..... I pretty much stopped maybe a year or so ago, and I seriously think im slightly smaller since I have stopped.

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