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RE: Thai Islands Datasheet- Koh Samui, Koh Tao, Koh Phi Phi
You're very late out in the season for the islands. High season goes to march - early April. After that you'll only have a drizzle of the talent you'd normally deal with.
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(05-17-2013 11:32 PM)Vicious Wrote:  You're very late out in the season for the islands. High season goes to march - early April. After that you'll only have a drizzle of the talent you'd normally deal with.

That's for sure, I was in Koh Tao and Koh Phangnan this January past and the scene is a lot different now, seems to be a lot of younger uni students in the 18-22 range though. There happened to be two travel groups of Canadians in Railey, about 20 people in each group, I chatted to a few of them and this one guy told me that in his group there were 16 girls and 3 guys, that's a damn good ration if I ever saw one!

If I was a younger Canadian guy, I would be going on one of those travel tours, especially if its your first time traveling, I'd do 3 weeks with them then my own thing for a few more weeks. Here's links to those groups for anyone who's interested:

http://www.beachtravellers.com/

https://www.freeandeasytraveler.com/

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Thank you so much for this report!
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(05-11-2013 12:52 AM)scotian Wrote:  Arrived in Koh Phi Phi on Wednesday afternoon and stayed for 48 hours, its a very nice island and had some very good times, but game wise it was a disaster!

Hotels: I stayed at RS guest house and paid 900B, decent room and a great location, about 300 meters from the best beach bars, the hotel is about 30 meters from the beach.
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What was their policy regarding bringing girls? Could you recommend a place in Koh Phi Phi and Patong where I bring a girl?
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(05-18-2013 07:34 AM)Northern Wrote:  
(05-11-2013 12:52 AM)scotian Wrote:  Arrived in Koh Phi Phi on Wednesday afternoon and stayed for 48 hours, its a very nice island and had some very good times, but game wise it was a disaster!

Hotels: I stayed at RS guest house and paid 900B, decent room and a great location, about 300 meters from the best beach bars, the hotel is about 30 meters from the beach.
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What was their policy regarding bringing girls? Could you recommend a place in Koh Phi Phi and Patong where I bring a girl?

Koh Phi Phi: RS Guest House

Patong: White Patong boutique hotel

I didn't bring a girl back in Phi Phi although I can't imagine it would be a problem, both times I stumbled back after partying there didn't seem to be any security and at RS guest house, its kind of like a motel, the rooms are ground level and you just walk up to your door from the beach. At White Patong, your key has an electronic security tag which you swipe to let you in, again, no security, just drag the scallywag upstairs and get your boom boom on, no hassles.

I've probably stayed in about two dozen different hotels in SE Asia, maybe more, and haven't run into any problems taking girls back. There was one place in Cebu, Philippines where I asked if they had vacancy and the front desk informed my straight up that its against policy to bring girls back, so obviously I found a different hotel.

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https://www.freeandeasytraveler.com/

These are friends of mine, I grew up with them. Good bunch of people!

And yes, the ratios are always amazing. A friend volunteered with them in their early days just to peel of some of the talent.

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RE: Thai Islands Datasheet- Koh Samui, Koh Tao, Koh Phi Phi
Greetings everyone, i am heading again to thailand soon, i have been 2 patong twice already in peak season and love it. This year i was thinking of throwing in few nights in phi phi, but i am having major concerns, and i hope any guys with some xp over there can help me out.
- Hotels: First of all i can t find any decent hotel close to the nightlife, always you have this terrible review that put you of, my budget up to 300$/ night if the hotel is good and close the nightlife and girl friendly of course, scrolling to the guest friendly hotels either they are very far away or crap, and after some extensive google search i haven t seen a good list of friendly hotels like the one of patong. Anyone have any hotel suggestions that fits those criteria? (equivalent of jet in ibiza)

-Scoring in phi phi: In patong i was solo and scored every night specially with russian girls at seduction had a table there all my stay, met few wingmans after few nights we were having an entire section, couple of nights i didn t score picked a thai girl from hollywood. But in phi phi it seem a different game, backpackers, Scandinavians, not really my field of expertise. Even though i am 28 fit ,ripped and i do have game, and pulled easily in ibiza and every resort type destinations, i dunno why i feel clubbing in phi phi gonna be a whole different game and out of my comfort zone, either it s gonna be a total hit or miss. How many nights do you think i should stay in phi phi? 2 or 3 or 4 to get the most out of it and leave with no regrets? Are girls all in group?, befriending her girlfriends while offering buckets would work or l ll be there alcohol ticket for the night and maybe meeting a wingman along the way for some team work. I usually don t go for remote places like this but i really wanna give it a shot, and take the risk. Thanks for your advices.
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Every Thai girl you pick up in Patong is a pro or semi pro. Also you don't need to spend $300 a night on a hotel in Thailand. $100-$150 max will get a very very nice place.
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(08-01-2014 12:22 AM)Kdog Wrote:  Every Thai girl you pick up in Patong is a pro or semi pro. Also you don't need to spend $300 a night on a hotel in Thailand. $100-$150 max will get a very very nice place.

I know the fact that 99% of them are like that, in patong i picked on most of the nights russian tourists, there was 2 nights where i didn t score i got a semi pro last minute from hollywood anyways thai girls are not my favorites.

Can you suggest a very nice place in phi phi close to the night scene, a place with a pool and modern clean rooms?

How about the girls in phi phi, is the majority backpackers on a budget traveling trough SE asia? how about the Scandinavians that goes to phi phi do they travel in big packs?
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Can't recall hotels in Phi Phi but Agoda.com or Latestays.com are good. Phi Phi will all be backpacker girls and a few vacationing Thais. I would say 98% foreigner chicks though. Scandinavians from my experience are often in a group but I have never witnessed or experienced them cockblocking. I was hitting up with Swedish blonde in Koh Samet, she was with about 3-4 friends. They were all fun and cool and not even the classic fat friend was cockblocking at all.
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Kdog thanks a lot mate, i am excited about those Scandinavians now, hoping to get the perfect score this trip. Great data sheet Smile
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question for people who visited the Thai Islands...I have very little experience with beach traveling other then actually living there full time...I almost never stay in hostels...usually its just when I go hiking and want to cut costs a bit....Would staying in a hostel Phi Phi or Ko Samui cockblock me?...There's always the beach right?

I was thinking about doing both since I'll be traveling by myself.
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Has anyone ever rented one of those villas on Koh Phangan? Imagine sharing a place like this with 3 other game aware dudes for only 100$ per night.
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(11-29-2015 08:40 AM)godzilla Wrote:  question for people who visited the Thai Islands...I have very little experience with beach traveling other then actually living there full time...I almost never stay in hostels...usually its just when I go hiking and want to cut costs a bit....Would staying in a hostel Phi Phi or Ko Samui cockblock me?...There's always the beach right?

I was thinking about doing both since I'll be traveling by myself.

I think there are many small inexpensive hotels on those islands especially as you walk farther away from the boat dock. Some of them might not be listed online. Unless you are visiting during the busy time when everything is full then I suggest walking to the back of the island as soon as you get off the boat and finding a hotel.
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All I have to say is if you visit Phi Phi Don and want to pull, you better be a very good looking guy and have solid game on top of that. I've almost been here a week now and the level of competition is unreal. Yes, there are a lot of stunning girls, probably more than anywhere else in Thailand, but for every girl, there are two aggressive, well built guys going after them. The only time I see average men succeeding here is with girls from the same hostel dorm so that's a possible loophole, but in general it will be an uphill battle. Also, I thought girls would loosen up on holiday in a beach destination like Phi Phi. Bitch shields seem incredibly high and they seem to stick to their social groups, with the obvious exception of English 5s who are just as cock hungry as usual. There actually seem to be cliques, which I didn't expect coming in, but maybe that's because many of the quality girls work on the island and develop relationships with the men who also work here. I had high expectations being a good looking guy in his early-mid 20s with game perfectly suited to beach parties but am extremely disappointed so far.
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(12-07-2015 04:06 AM)Adrenaline Wrote:  All I have to say is if you visit Phi Phi Don and want to pull, you better be a very good looking guy and have solid game on top of that. I've almost been here a week now and the level of competition is unreal. Yes, there are a lot of stunning girls, probably more than anywhere else in Thailand, but for every girl, there are two aggressive, well built guys going after them. The only time I see average men succeeding here is with girls from the same hostel dorm so that's a possible loophole, but in general it will be an uphill battle. Also, I thought girls would loosen up on holiday in a beach destination like Phi Phi. Bitch shields seem incredibly high and they seem to stick to their social groups, with the obvious exception of English 5s who are just as cock hungry as usual. There actually seem to be cliques, which I didn't expect coming in, but maybe that's because many of the quality girls work on the island and develop relationships with the men who also work here. I had high expectations being a good looking guy in his early-mid 20s with game perfectly suited to beach parties but am extremely disappointed so far.

Luckily you are only a last minute 1500฿ flight from BK, within an hour of landing you can be swimming in local talent.
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(12-07-2015 04:06 AM)Adrenaline Wrote:  All I have to say is if you visit Phi Phi Don and want to pull, you better be a very good looking guy and have solid game on top of that. I've almost been here a week now and the level of competition is unreal. Yes, there are a lot of stunning girls, probably more than anywhere else in Thailand, but for every girl, there are two aggressive, well built guys going after them. The only time I see average men succeeding here is with girls from the same hostel dorm so that's a possible loophole, but in general it will be an uphill battle. Also, I thought girls would loosen up on holiday in a beach destination like Phi Phi. Bitch shields seem incredibly high and they seem to stick to their social groups, with the obvious exception of English 5s who are just as cock hungry as usual. There actually seem to be cliques, which I didn't expect coming in, but maybe that's because many of the quality girls work on the island and develop relationships with the men who also work here. I had high expectations being a good looking guy in his early-mid 20s with game perfectly suited to beach parties but am extremely disappointed so far.

These party beach destinations are always terrible for high quality girls, even if your a good looking guy. Men always outnumber women and since everyone's on vacation, everyone's trying to get laid and everyone is approaching.
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RE: Thai Islands Datasheet- Koh Samui, Koh Tao, Koh Phi Phi
Kamaki- I was just in Bangkok for 2 weeks but decided to check out the south before heading home.

Godzilla- Valid point that, but you would think half-naked bitches on vacation would want to get laid as well and make it easier for us. Most of the good looking ones don't even seem interested in leaving their bubble and meeting new people.
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Adrenaline what's the nationality mix like there at the moment? I've found that can make a huge difference on the Thai islands. If its peak Aussie (fat girls, jacked dudes who love to approach) or Israeli (not particularly friendly with anyone whos not also Israeli) season you're gonna have a bad time. If you're lucky and visit during a Scandinavian heavy time of year its a lot better, though. Less intense competition and friendlier girls.
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I agree with that.

If it swedes your gaming down there. They can be social circle oriented at times.

Plenty of girls are going to have sex, theres always a small percentage who arent going to do anything too. I just think the numbers arent in favor and sometimes you just need a little luck.
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(12-07-2015 09:05 AM)Adrenaline Wrote:  Kamaki- I was just in Bangkok for 2 weeks but decided to check out the south before heading home.

Godzilla- Valid point that, but you would think half-naked bitches on vacation would want to get laid as well and make it easier for us. Most of the good looking ones don't even seem interested in leaving their bubble and meeting new people.

Just trying to help out since I'm a beach guy myself and have visited over 30 Thai islands and even lived in Phuket for 6 months. Having said that there is a reason why I, and a lot of other guys on this forum, live in Bangkok and Chiang Mai now and just visit the islands.
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As far as the nationality mix goes, there are LOADS of British people here, closely followed by Americans/Canadians. I met a couple of South Americans last night, Chiliean to be exact and there doesn't seem to be a shortage of those. There are also plenty of Eastern European looking girls but these are the ones who have travelled with boyfriend/friends and seem closed off. Last year when I was here the same time, the place was filled with Russian girls but haven't met, or heard, one so far!
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RE: Thai Islands Datasheet- Koh Samui, Koh Tao, Koh Phi Phi
Just wanted to reply here saying that Qwest's datasheet is spot on, and most of the information he posted is still up to date with the current situation.

I came back from a quick holiday in Thailand of two weeks. I've been to BKK (of course), Koh Tao, Koh Phangan, Koh Samui and Koh Phi Phi.
What Qwest wrote on Koh Tao is really spot on and resonates with what I think myself. The island is gorgeous; it is smaller compared to the others, and that's partly what makes it so special: it is a little gem. It is still a bit touristy and nowhere near being "off the beaten path", but it is much less trashy than Phi Phi or Samui.

Here's a quick little breakdown of the islands which hopefully will add to Qwest's original post. Keep in mind I visited in mid August.

Koh Tao

Nothing more to add at this point. The island itself is smaller and quieter compared to its bigger sisters, but it still gets popping at nighttime. The crowd is friendlier and more approachable, as most of them are in Koh Tao to dive and admire its natural beauty.

The main bars are located in the center of "town". One's Choppers, from where a pub crawl starts, and the other (can't remember the name) lies a few meters ahead, and has a nice beer pong table in the center of the room from where you can easily command attention. Said beer pong table helped me pull a 19-y/o British fitness enthusiast, who I caught up with and smashed in Koh Samui. Despite all the praise I'm giving it, this was the only island I did not get laid on. If you like diving and friendly, laid back chicks, you need to check it out. Great male-to-female ratio.

My friends and I got a bungalow right on the beachfront for 300 baht each - I'm talking about Sairee Beach of course, which is the (only) place to be.

Koh Phangan

This is the island where the infamous Full Moon Party takes place. I got there a few weeks later and the place was still great. The island is much bigger than Koh Tao - we stayed at Rin Beach, which is where the party takes place, and just trolled the bars on the beach at night and drove around on our scooters during the day to scope out the amazing beaches around the island.

Once again, it's hard to go wrong to be honest. Get a room/hotel depending on your lifestyle and preferences close to the beach and get ready to have fun. Both main bars on the beach offer games/activities and 300b alcohol buckets, once 11pm comes around - they clear the tables and stuff lying around the beach and people just dance.

I got my Russian flag on this island, she was also a virgin. Incredibly hot Korean/Russian 20-y/o. Spaziba.

Koh Samui

Here's my very own impression on Koh Samui. The island is very big, has an airport and feels just like any big south european beach town: aka it's trash and caters mostly to families and people who don't have the patience/curiosity to visit the smaller, more beautiful islands. Can you get laid on the island, can you have fun, can you chill at the beach and drink etc? Absolutely. But it doesn't even come close to its two smaller sisters.

Please keep in mind I only stayed one day on the island and was still feeling dizzy from all the drinking done the 5-6 days before; like most things in life, it is highly subjective whether you'll like the island or not.

Main party beach is Chaweng, with one area that packs most of the bars/clubs (close to the Ark) and pros.

I got the British chick from Koh Tao on this islands; we took some pics with iguanas on the beach, did some shots, I told her friends to fuck off etc. She was an animal in the bedroom and had a body that could melt cheese from across an air conditioned room. I hit it raw and to this day don't know if I caught something or not.
Onto the next island.

Koh Phi Phi

After hearing stories about the absolute shitshow and pro-fest that is Phuket, my brave friends and I decide we will only visit Phi Phi island on the Indian Ocean side of Thailand and then go back to BKK.

If you are an aggressive player and like blonde, white girls, you're in for a treat on Koh Phi Phi. The island is the end-all be-all for young, party-happy europeans.

The beach where it all goes down is right next to the waterfront and crams music-blaring beach bar after music-blaring beach bar all close to each other on a small stretch of sand. It's like Rin Beach on steroids, with more, younger, drunker people.

The score is more or less the same as the other islands; get a bungalow close to the beach, guzzle a couple buckets of shitty thai rum and you're set. The island is not as big as Koh Samui or as touristy, in my opinion. We found less families there, and most young party goers are all concentrated in one district, which makes things much easier for us.

Yours truly pulled off a hat trick on this island. After having unprotected sex with a British girl with double DD tits in her hostel bathroom on my first night (thank you, British parents), I fucked two girls in the space of 30-45 minutes the following day; one westernized thai who was trolling the beach for dick and one incredibly sweet yet slutty dutch 21 y/o medicine student called Daisy. First one right on the beach (we were interrupted multiple times, more on that later) and the other in her own hostel single bedroom - yes, she was traveling on her own, oddly enough.

Wrap-up and disclaimers

As much as I feel there's no real need to say this, I would rather be crystal clear: do not go to the islands if you want to get laid with thai girls.

Move quickly! Everything closes at 2 am and everyone is there to have fun; that little brunette cutie you are going to approach as soon as she moves away from her friends/closer to you? Forget about it, girls get swarmed here. This is especially true in Phi Phi - I've found people to be much less aggressive on the other islands, almost subdued in Phangan. But this is way too subjective and I wouldn't make a trend out of it. Much like anywhere else in life - he, who moves the quickest, wins. There are so many girls around and so many more ready to move onto the island with the next day's ferry that waiting around makes absolutely no sense.

Now that we've gotten the obvious out of the way lets talk about the beach problem.
With bars closing at 2 am - a lot of people will be left on the beach fucking around and trying their last ditch efforts at getting some pussy for the night. Thais know this. There are thais patrolling the beach with flashlights once the music stops to make sure nobody is having sex on the beach. I got interrupted twice, with my dick literally out, relishing in the cool thai night breeze, by people with flashlights and bright orange vests, once in Phi Phi and once in Phangan. If you don't want your fun ruined by them (they are only doing their job), bring your girl back to your crib every single time.

On scooters. I have being riding a scooter since I was 14 years old, have a dirt bike home and am a more or less experienced rider. If you are not - I would advise on skipping the scooter part entirely. There are pick up trucks on every island that can take you (almost) anywhere you would go with a scooter for a small fee. That being said, if you trust in your abilities do get one. The sights that can be seen on all of the islands are simply amazing and they're killer for bringing girls back to your hostel or to some private thai beach to make sweet sweet love to while you listen to the sound of the waves crashing on the shore.

On prices. Yes things are cheap, but they are not dirt cheap, or rather, not anymore. This is the opinion I got from a few different old timers who seemed like they really had their respective places on lockdown. That being said, depending on your wallet and where you come from, things are cheap.

On girls and ratios. The vast majority are British, so you know they're down for pretty much anything. Phi Phi in particular is just overrun with 20-something pasty, tatted up, potty mouthed brit chicks, which of course can be a lot of fun under the right circumstances and under a certain weight threshold. The ratios I found where incredibly favorable almost everywhere with the exception of Koh Samui, and with an only slight prevalence of girls in Phi Phi.

I'm a sucker for natural beauty and sceneries and I have to say, I have rarely seen anything as magnificent and imposing as some of the sights on the islands. Lush, green jungle, white sand and incredible crystal clear water. I would say the best island for this is Koh Phangan.
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(09-01-2016 11:48 AM)Snowflake Wrote:  Just wanted to reply here saying that Qwest's datasheet is spot on, and most of the information he posted is still up to date with the current situation.

I came back from a quick holiday in Thailand of two weeks. I've been to BKK (of course), Koh Tao, Koh Phangan, Koh Samui and Koh Phi Phi.
What Qwest wrote on Koh Tao is really spot on and resonates with what I think myself. The island is gorgeous; it is smaller compared to the others, and that's partly what makes it so special: it is a little gem. It is still a bit touristy and nowhere near being "off the beaten path", but it is much less trashy than Phi Phi or Samui.

Here's a quick little breakdown of the islands which hopefully will add to Qwest's original post. Keep in mind I visited in mid August.

Koh Tao

Nothing more to add at this point. The island itself is smaller and quieter compared to its bigger sisters, but it still gets popping at nighttime. The crowd is friendlier and more approachable, as most of them are in Koh Tao to dive and admire its natural beauty.

The main bars are located in the center of "town". One's Choppers, from where a pub crawl starts, and the other (can't remember the name) lies a few meters ahead, and has a nice beer pong table in the center of the room from where you can easily command attention. Said beer pong table helped me pull a 19-y/o British fitness enthusiast, who I caught up with and smashed in Koh Samui. Despite all the praise I'm giving it, this was the only island I did not get laid on. If you like diving and friendly, laid back chicks, you need to check it out. Great male-to-female ratio.

My friends and I got a bungalow right on the beachfront for 300 baht each - I'm talking about Sairee Beach of course, which is the (only) place to be.

Koh Phangan

This is the island where the infamous Full Moon Party takes place. I got there a few weeks later and the place was still great. The island is much bigger than Koh Tao - we stayed at Rin Beach, which is where the party takes place, and just trolled the bars on the beach at night and drove around on our scooters during the day to scope out the amazing beaches around the island.

Once again, it's hard to go wrong to be honest. Get a room/hotel depending on your lifestyle and preferences close to the beach and get ready to have fun. Both main bars on the beach offer games/activities and 300b alcohol buckets, once 11pm comes around - they clear the tables and stuff lying around the beach and people just dance.

I got my Russian flag on this island, she was also a virgin. Incredibly hot Korean/Russian 20-y/o. Spaziba.

Koh Samui

Here's my very own impression on Koh Samui. The island is very big, has an airport and feels just like any big south european beach town: aka it's trash and caters mostly to families and people who don't have the patience/curiosity to visit the smaller, more beautiful islands. Can you get laid on the island, can you have fun, can you chill at the beach and drink etc? Absolutely. But it doesn't even come close to its two smaller sisters.

Please keep in mind I only stayed one day on the island and was still feeling dizzy from all the drinking done the 5-6 days before; like most things in life, it is highly subjective whether you'll like the island or not.

Main party beach is Chaweng, with one area that packs most of the bars/clubs (close to the Ark) and pros.

I got the British chick from Koh Tao on this islands; we took some pics with iguanas on the beach, did some shots, I told her friends to fuck off etc. She was an animal in the bedroom and had a body that could melt cheese from across an air conditioned room. I hit it raw and to this day don't know if I caught something or not.
Onto the next island.

Koh Phi Phi

After hearing stories about the absolute shitshow and pro-fest that is Phuket, my brave friends and I decide we will only visit Phi Phi island on the Indian Ocean side of Thailand and then go back to BKK.

If you are an aggressive player and like blonde, white girls, you're in for a treat on Koh Phi Phi. The island is the end-all be-all for young, party-happy europeans.

The beach where it all goes down is right next to the waterfront and crams music-blaring beach bar after music-blaring beach bar all close to each other on a small stretch of sand. It's like Rin Beach on steroids, with more, younger, drunker people.

The score is more or less the same as the other islands; get a bungalow close to the beach, guzzle a couple buckets of shitty thai rum and you're set. The island is not as big as Koh Samui or as touristy, in my opinion. We found less families there, and most young party goers are all concentrated in one district, which makes things much easier for us.

Yours truly pulled off a hat trick on this island. After having unprotected sex with a British girl with double DD tits in her hostel bathroom on my first night (thank you, British parents), I fucked two girls in the space of 30-45 minutes the following day; one westernized thai who was trolling the beach for dick and one incredibly sweet yet slutty dutch 21 y/o medicine student called Daisy. First one right on the beach (we were interrupted multiple times, more on that later) and the other in her own hostel single bedroom - yes, she was traveling on her own, oddly enough.

Wrap-up and disclaimers

As much as I feel there's no real need to say this, I would rather be crystal clear: do not go to the islands if you want to get laid with thai girls.

Move quickly! Everything closes at 2 am and everyone is there to have fun; that little brunette cutie you are going to approach as soon as she moves away from her friends/closer to you? Forget about it, girls get swarmed here. This is especially true in Phi Phi - I've found people to be much less aggressive on the other islands, almost subdued in Phangan. But this is way too subjective and I wouldn't make a trend out of it. Much like anywhere else in life - he, who moves the quickest, wins. There are so many girls around and so many more ready to move onto the island with the next day's ferry that waiting around makes absolutely no sense.

Now that we've gotten the obvious out of the way lets talk about the beach problem.
With bars closing at 2 am - a lot of people will be left on the beach fucking around and trying their last ditch efforts at getting some pussy for the night. Thais know this. There are thais patrolling the beach with flashlights once the music stops to make sure nobody is having sex on the beach. I got interrupted twice, with my dick literally out, relishing in the cool thai night breeze, by people with flashlights and bright orange vests, once in Phi Phi and once in Phangan. If you don't want your fun ruined by them (they are only doing their job), bring your girl back to your crib every single time.

On scooters. I have being riding a scooter since I was 14 years old, have a dirt bike home and am a more or less experienced rider. If you are not - I would advise on skipping the scooter part entirely. There are pick up trucks on every island that can take you (almost) anywhere you would go with a scooter for a small fee. That being said, if you trust in your abilities do get one. The sights that can be seen on all of the islands are simply amazing and they're killer for bringing girls back to your hostel or to some private thai beach to make sweet sweet love to while you listen to the sound of the waves crashing on the shore.

On prices. Yes things are cheap, but they are not dirt cheap, or rather, not anymore. This is the opinion I got from a few different old timers who seemed like they really had their respective places on lockdown. That being said, depending on your wallet and where you come from, things are cheap.

On girls and ratios. The vast majority are British, so you know they're down for pretty much anything. Phi Phi in particular is just overrun with 20-something pasty, tatted up, potty mouthed brit chicks, which of course can be a lot of fun under the right circumstances and under a certain weight threshold. The ratios I found where incredibly favorable almost everywhere with the exception of Koh Samui, and with an only slight prevalence of girls in Phi Phi.

I'm a sucker for natural beauty and sceneries and I have to say, I have rarely seen anything as magnificent and imposing as some of the sights on the islands. Lush, green jungle, white sand and incredible crystal clear water. I would say the best island for this is Koh Phangan.

^This is I think exactly how datasheets should be written. Not a boring list of bars and addresses, but facts that give you a clear idea of how things are on the ground.

Those "slutty Brit girls", are in Thailand until? end of September? just asking... which months have the most European women tourists?
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RE: Thai Islands Datasheet- Koh Samui, Koh Tao, Koh Phi Phi
300 baht each? Is that because it's the 'off' season?

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