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Massage Your Testicles to Better Health

http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot...ealth.html

The testicles are two small oval-shaped organs that hang below the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum. From the age of puberty, the testicles produce sperm which can fertilize the female egg. The testicles are also responsible for producing the hormone testosterone.

Testicle massage improves the blood circulation to the testicles, which also boosts your production of testosterone. Massaging your testicles regularly will improve your erections, ejaculation volume, and sperm count. Testicle massage will even increase the size of your testicles so that they are lower hanging, fuller feeling, heavier, and more sensitive.

This exercise explains how to increase blood circulation to your testicles to promote all-round better function and health. Before doing anything, soak a wash cloth under a hot faucet and apply a "hot wrap" to your testicles for about five minutes. This will make them hot and the skin more pliable to stretch and massage. After the hot wrap is complete, apply some baby oil or another massage oil into your palms and really rub it into the skin of your scrotum, covering all visible areas with oil.

Next, begin to massage all the areas surrounding your testicles, but not the testicles directly. Massage in between your testicles with a pumping motion using your thumb and fingers. Massage at the base, pulling down as you massage. Do this for about three minutes.

Then, take your hands with your fingers spread apart and grip your testicles at the root and lightly pull them down, bring them back up, them pull them down again, over and over for about three minutes.

Next, lightly apply pressure to your testicles, massaging them while doing so. Massage all around them, working your way around both of your testicles. Do this for about three minutes.

Three times a week you should stretch out your testicle skin real well, feeling a good stretch as you pull the skin down. A good stretching method is to grasp around the base of your testicles with your thumb and forefinger and squeeze until your testicles are tight together on top of your thumb and forefinger. Take the other hand and apply a small amount of pressure on top of the testicles and massage them in a circular motion. While you are doing this, pull down lightly of the hand grabbing the base of your testicles connecting flesh. Do this for about three minutes.

After these massaging exercises, your testicles should be stretched out and appear to be hanging lower than normal, as well as appear to be larger. This massaging and stretching routine should be done at least every other day, but daily massage should be performed for optimal testicle health. The testicle massage will leave your entire genital area feeling vibrant and alive, but more importantly, lead to better health and fitness for your testicles.

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Fucking brilliant!

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Is this is a reliable source?

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(03-25-2013 05:30 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Is this is a reliable source?

I don't know. It's a blog that I stumbled upon.

Here's a video of a Thai Testicle Massage that you might enjoy Laugh



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Tried it. Lasted two minutes.
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Just stumbled across this thread. Do you still do this Parlay? Did you notice any benefits from doing the massage?

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I'm having a hard time (pun intended) deciding whether this article is serious or not. Probably the latter.
02-10-2016 08:19 AM
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Instructions unclear.

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I've discovered that if you have a lady doing it it is 500 times more effective.
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Will I get hairy palms?
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delete (in my pants).

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(02-10-2016 06:09 PM)VolandoVengoVolandoVoy Wrote:  Will I get hairy palms?

That's only if you choke your meat puppet. Rubbing the luggage however does however lead to spanking that monkey more often than not so...I guess the answer is yes

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Massage with the ACV for better results
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(03-24-2013 08:03 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Thumb up

Massage Your Testicles to Better Health

http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot...ealth.html

The testicles are two small oval-shaped organs that hang below the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum. From the age of puberty, the testicles produce sperm which can fertilize the female egg. The testicles are also responsible for producing the hormone testosterone.

Testicle massage improves the blood circulation to the testicles, which also boosts your production of testosterone. Massaging your testicles regularly will improve your erections, ejaculation volume, and sperm count. Testicle massage will even increase the size of your testicles so that they are lower hanging, fuller feeling, heavier, and more sensitive.

This exercise explains how to increase blood circulation to your testicles to promote all-round better function and health. Before doing anything, soak a wash cloth under a hot faucet and apply a "hot wrap" to your testicles for about five minutes. This will make them hot and the skin more pliable to stretch and massage. After the hot wrap is complete, apply some baby oil or another massage oil into your palms and really rub it into the skin of your scrotum, covering all visible areas with oil.

Next, begin to massage all the areas surrounding your testicles, but not the testicles directly. Massage in between your testicles with a pumping motion using your thumb and fingers. Massage at the base, pulling down as you massage. Do this for about three minutes.

Then, take your hands with your fingers spread apart and grip your testicles at the root and lightly pull them down, bring them back up, them pull them down again, over and over for about three minutes.

Next, lightly apply pressure to your testicles, massaging them while doing so. Massage all around them, working your way around both of your testicles. Do this for about three minutes.

Three times a week you should stretch out your testicle skin real well, feeling a good stretch as you pull the skin down. A good stretching method is to grasp around the base of your testicles with your thumb and forefinger and squeeze until your testicles are tight together on top of your thumb and forefinger. Take the other hand and apply a small amount of pressure on top of the testicles and massage them in a circular motion. While you are doing this, pull down lightly of the hand grabbing the base of your testicles connecting flesh. Do this for about three minutes.

After these massaging exercises, your testicles should be stretched out and appear to be hanging lower than normal, as well as appear to be larger. This massaging and stretching routine should be done at least every other day, but daily massage should be performed for optimal testicle health. The testicle massage will leave your entire genital area feeling vibrant and alive, but more importantly, lead to better health and fitness for your testicles.

This sounds like too much work.

Can I just massage them through my pants while watching the evening news and get results?

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Since the vasectomy I can't stand them being played with any more, too damn sensitive and painful....
02-11-2016 04:28 PM
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I'm going to dive in and google massaging testicles to try to see the truth of this

EDIT: Holy shit this is one big dark corner of the web
http://bignaturaltesticles.com/testicula...technique/

Sounds reasonably legit though
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I find that most women are poor at massaging your balls. They may touch them a bit and lick them a bit or slobber on them slightly, but because none of them have balls, they don't really know what to do. They also don't know that you should massage the entire body first to get you relaxed, and especially pay attention to the area around your balls, like the mons pubis, lower stomach, thighs, buttocks and perineum. Bonus points if she licks your bunghole and knows how to use her fingers inside as well. It's true a good body and ball massage from a girl is best, if you then release, because being sexually aroused for a long time increases volume massively and you can really empty your tank.

It's best to do this with a girlfriend you are comfortable with. ONS for example involve too much stress, fatigue and can be fumbling encounters. You need to be very relaxed. But girlfriends cannot give optimal ball massage. If a girl is exceptionally good at ball massage and is not a pro, then I would never make her my girlfriend. So the Valhalla of great ball massage from eludes me.

I found a massage glove that is made of soft plastic and has two sides of different textured ribs, one side with lots of very thin, long, sharp soft plastic ribs, and the other side with large, curved mini "mountains". It's meant as a body massager but I use it on my balls and of course the areas around it and it makes me ejaculate with approximately 2x greater volumes and 2x greater force when I use it, and I feel more relieved, empty and healthy afterwards. Probably the best 2 euros I ever spent.
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(02-11-2016 04:28 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Since the vasectomy I can't stand them being played with any more, too damn sensitive and painful....

How long since your vasectomy? Any other side effects? Does your libido change? Any effect on loads or anything like that?

I've been considering getting my sperm frozen and stored at two different places and then getting a vasectomy.
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(02-14-2016 02:53 AM)VolandoVengoVolandoVoy Wrote:  
(02-11-2016 04:28 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Since the vasectomy I can't stand them being played with any more, too damn sensitive and painful....

How long since your vasectomy? Any other side effects? Does your libido change? Any effect on loads or anything like that?

I've been considering getting my sperm frozen and stored at two different places and then getting a vasectomy.

In my experience my balls were very sensitive for the first 3 months. After that they are just slightly more sensitive than before I got the vasectomy.

No libido or load changes

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5 minutes wrapped in a steaming towel? That's practically a contraceptive.
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A girl who knows what she is doing massages it while riding on top.
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