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Lingerie for men
"Browse through our large collection of bras designed specifically to fit men. Available in a variety of prints, colours and sizes, from underwire support and padded cups to sheer lace and stretch fabric. Most of our mens bras come with matching panties, slips or camisoles so you can have a complete set!"

http://www.hommemystere.com/store/categories/Bras/

"Our line of lingerie for men is second to none - featuring delicate lace, stretchy satin, bows and patterns, many of which can be paired with matching sets of men's panties, thongs and bras. Our sexy styles are a perfect addition to any lingerie draw and are great for around the house or to impress that special someone. Browse through our lingerie collection below and find teddies, camisoles and more."

http://www.hommemystere.com/store/categories/Lingerie/

"Browse our collection of C strings for men. We carry a wide range of styles from C string, thongs and even crotchless style. Don't forget to stock up on panties, bras and other mens lingerie."

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http://www.hommemystere.com/store/categories/G-Strings/


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04-20-2013 03:35 PM
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Breaking News!! Hommemystere warehouse mysteriously caught fire and all inventory was burnt to a crisp.

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04-20-2013 03:47 PM
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"It's hard out there for the fashion-forward male. You slog around the city all day in your skin-tight meggings; then when you arrive home looking to get comfortable, the only option for relaxing in style is your barely-trendy-anymore and never-sexy pair of Zubaz. Now, thanks to Homme Mystere, the in-the-know sartorialist has a new option for letting loose around the house: Male Lingerie.

The Australian company offers 40 skin-tight products, ranging from male bras ($4 extra if you want them padded!), the "Forget-me-not panty", and something called a "C-String", which is moderately NFSW, but just imagine the Red Hot Chili Peppers in that photo of them "wearing" socks and you'll get the basic idea. Homme Mystere will deliver right to your door, or, for the more intrepid male lingerie enthusiast, you might want to venture into the wild to sample the wares.

We called the seller of Homme Mystere nearest to NYC, Studio One Lingerie in Avenel, NJ, to get the full scoop. After listening to fifteen seconds of "Luck Be A Lady Tonight," we were on the line with James, a representative for the store—"NJ's newest #1 Lingerie Store for Men & Women!!" James told us that they "picked up the whole entire line," and that "we're going to have a huge selection." Their order should arrive next week, so no need to run out the door just yet, fellas!"

http://gothamist.com/2013/04/19/finally_...or_men.php
04-20-2013 03:48 PM
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Holy fuck. Someone cut off these dudes dicks. They don't deserve them.

   
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04-20-2013 03:50 PM
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We all know who is really buying this shit. You couldn't give me enough money to wear that shit, let alone take a picture of me.

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04-20-2013 04:00 PM
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Facepalm I think that picture of a shocked Paul Bearer would be appropriate for this thread right about now. Sad
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04-20-2013 04:10 PM
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04-20-2013 04:12 PM
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Jesus fucking christ. Warn the forum next time.

I'm getting flashbacks to the Great Gay Porn Attack of '12, or was it '11?

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04-20-2013 04:14 PM
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She go crazy, is hamster!
04-20-2013 04:22 PM
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I just missed fury's knock out because I clicked on this link.
04-20-2013 04:29 PM
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(04-20-2013 04:00 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  We all know who is really buying this shit.

You guys are thinking too simplistic here.

The western culture is changing exponentially, and traditional male-female roles are out of whack. With the straights, things like this will be first tried for shit and giggles among the hipsters, before they are mainstreamed by ugly bitches married to lesser betas and omegas in order to own them through such convenient, powerful body humiliation. It's all about power dynamics. Because women despise weak men, if alpha widows, ugly bitches and sick feminist cunts can't follow their natural urges and submit to alphas (anymore), they will exact their revenge on those who will in turn readily submit to them (This mimics nature, you either control or are controlled. For women it's pretty much the same: if she can't be owned by a man, she will own one in turn. There is no third solution.) And in the culture and environment where anything goes is the default state, I suspect there will eventually be plenty of male takers. Don't underestimate the fact that most males in general population are undersexed, feel lonely, unloved and unappreciated, and if pushed will resort to all sorts of things in order to have and keep female company.

There are plenty of males out there, but proportionally very few real men.
04-20-2013 04:41 PM
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What the hell?

Never thought I would see something like that in my lifetime.

Guess I was wrong.
04-20-2013 07:39 PM
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i can understand pants but why the hell bra for what its like wearing ultra small t-shirt and i bet is uncomfortable as hell. Well at least that bra might be usefull to some fat dudes well it should even be mandatory for them... to ridicule them to lose weight.
04-20-2013 07:54 PM
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Anybody else check out those Youtube videos on their channel? That runaway show one is just....no
04-21-2013 12:12 AM
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April Fool's was three weeks ago right? Please tell me this is a April Fool's joke.

The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
04-21-2013 12:21 AM
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I...I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
04-21-2013 12:42 AM
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Don't laugh guys. This shit will catch on in the next 10 years and your future girlfriends / fuck buddies will be buying it for some playtime on valentines day.
04-21-2013 12:43 AM
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I wonder how much they pay these guys to dress like that. Anyways I bet they feel fabulous Gay
04-21-2013 04:39 AM
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Why would you post those pics, why? Oh God, my eyes!

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04-21-2013 08:34 AM
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Dear God what the fuck?! Those...pictures!

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04-21-2013 08:44 AM
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You all are over reacting. we don't have to be trapped by traditional clothing

I rejoice at the idea of wearing sexy underwear when I go to the gym and hit the weights I like to feel sexy and fit

Said she only fucked like 4 or 5 niggas so you know you gotta multiply by three
04-21-2013 03:49 PM
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