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RE: Owning a Zebra
(04-25-2013 11:37 PM)POHammer Wrote:  This was apparently a good quality zebra at one point, probably one of the high end ones that go for 8-10K, so thats why they started a with a high price. Definitely can be bargained down.

"high-end zebra"

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RE: Owning a Zebra
Yearly maintenance costs will be around 4k

Might be a good tax shelter if it profits in nonreported pussy Smile
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RE: Owning a Zebra
Draw some fake scars one it like it had survived several lions and other predators.

"Yeah, I see myself in her. Never surrender." or "Just like me, likes to have claw marks on it's back from time to time" or some similar shit to tell a girl.
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RE: Owning a Zebra
It might be cool to get the girl to fuck the zebra.
04-26-2013 05:21 AM
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(04-26-2013 05:21 AM)soup Wrote:  It might be cool to get the girl to fuck the zebra.

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RE: Owning a Zebra
A perfectly innocent zebra thread has been taken down to the gutter
04-26-2013 06:22 AM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
(04-25-2013 11:39 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 11:37 PM)POHammer Wrote:  This was apparently a good quality zebra at one point, probably one of the high end ones that go for 8-10K, so thats why they started a with a high price. Definitely can be bargained down.

"high-end zebra"

This is the thread that keeps on giving.

Alright, someone bust out a datasheet.
04-26-2013 07:32 AM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
Most of us don't have the logistics to keep a zebra, although that is the pinnacle of pimp. Here's a few smaller options that can be kept in the home.

   

Pygmy goats are awesome. I've known two guys that owned them and the goats act like dogs, jumping in the truck with them and riding around. Girls wouldn't leave them alone out in town. As you can see, they are very pussy friendly.

   


Another surefire bet are these:


   

Almost like raising a dog if you get one that is bred small enough. And as you can see, they too are very pussy friendly.


   

Just imagine rolling like this:


   

Through a college campus. You would never make it through. And walking it on a leash? Forget it. Also, it is a little known fact that Mystery PUA used this to rack up huge numbers. Here's a pic:



   
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RE: Owning a Zebra
Pygmy goats are way cheaper too. Just saw a local ad for them at $75 each.

Plus, they do this cool thing where you give them a "low five" and they'll rear up and butt the palm of your hand. Ladies love seeing that cute shit.
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RE: Owning a Zebra
Pygmy Goats >>>

My ex had one until somebody told on her and the City told her to get rid of it. Since it was a "Goat" the By-laws banned it, it didn't help I told her that they make the little guys into shoes when nobody wants them but that's her fault for believing me in the first place it made her cry hysterically for a good day haha.

They are cool and they like to play a lot. The little horses look like female toys, I couldn't be seen with a midget pony out, the goats are way more bad ass.
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RE: Owning a Zebra
If you had bought that zebra and it wasn't in good health things could get awkward fast. "Want to see my pet zebra?" No girl want to see a dying animal.
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RE: Owning a Zebra
(04-25-2013 01:13 PM)Tigre Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 12:03 PM)POHammer Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 11:26 AM)Roosh Wrote:  How much?

2500 USD

He's old and injured, thats why so cheap.

Usually they will sell for around 6,000.

Some listings:

http://www.lollibros.com/ExoticSales/tab...fault.aspx

El Mech will be onto this before you know it. Flipping zebras for profit.

Seems you can't eBay a live zebra though - I just searched it and found no useful results.

You can not sell animals on ebay.

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After watching "Archer" I wanted to buy an ocelot, but it turns out they can't really be domesticated. Good chance of tearing your ass to pieces when they get big.

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This shit has been around for forever:

Watch from 1:05 - 1:20

Pimps and criminals often have animals around. They need someone to love who isn't trying to take advantage of them.





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(04-25-2013 10:48 AM)Therapsid Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 10:39 AM)POHammer Wrote:  I found an opportunity to buy an old zebra for a low price and I've convinced my cousin to buy it and keep it on his ranch.
How much land does it require (small pasture is enough?)

Can I ride it? My guess is no...
Still looks badass, and when it gets too old its edible just like horse. It was gonna get slaughtered anyways, now it will get a few extra years.

Yeah, you're not gonna be riding it. Zebra's are irascible creatures, which is why they were never domesticated like horses and asses were.

Here's something:

"Unlike cattle, which often stay in their assigned range even if the fence is breached, zebras are always looking for a way out. An 8-foot fence is an absolute requirement, and you have to inspect it regularly. (Other animals, like feral pigs and deer, can sometimes break through your fence and free the zebras.)

Zebras are in the same family as horses, and you can feed them the same types of food. If your grass is plentiful and in good condition, you can just let them graze. If your lawn isn't up to snuff, supplement their diet with hay, alfalfa, and carrots."

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...ingle.html

Zebras have been tamed.

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This is worth bumping so the new members can enjoy one of the most infamous, yet hilarious threads in RVF history.

Start from the beginning and make sure you're not drinking anything boys.
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(06-06-2014 12:51 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  This is worth bumping so the new members can enjoy one of the most infamous, yet hilarious threads in RVF history.

Start from the beginning and make sure you're not drinking anything boys.

I can't believe I missed it before. Will have to come back in the morning after I sober up and make sure everything is still everything. Oh, the places you'll go on RVF.

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Now I wanna buy a Pygmy.
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(04-25-2013 12:51 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 12:25 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  Who was it that suggested the pool party with circus animals and strippers?

I'll take a wild guess and say Mech....

Nah, he was just detailing his day.
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Supposedly, zebras can't be lassoed, not even by champion rodeo riders. The zebras watch the rope and duck their heads at the last moment!
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WYB?


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(04-25-2013 02:26 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Tricks love the zonkey! Bargain priced at $3800.

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I've always thought having a Wallaby would be great for game.

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(06-06-2014 10:25 AM)frenchie Wrote:  WYB?


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Hopefully the women. Although she is far more attractive since she is in on the zebra. It might make a borderline chick up a whole point SMV if she is on the zebra.
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