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RE: Owning a Zebra
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6862613/eg...s-a-zebra/

"Egyptian zoo caught painting donkey black and white in bizarre bid to pass it off as a zebra

Student Mahmoud A. Sarhani visited the zoo on July 21 and took pictures of the odd looking zebra.

The creature had unusually long ears and lacked the distinctive mane usually present on the African beasts.

A closer inspection revealed the equine creature was in fact a strategically painted ass."

Beware of strategically painted asses when using high end zebra game.

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07-25-2018 04:56 PM
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07-25-2018 06:34 PM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
What a nice (((zebra)))!
07-25-2018 11:55 PM
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How do you get a donkey to hold still enough to paint it so that you can pass it off as a zebra?

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07-31-2018 06:40 AM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
(07-31-2018 06:40 AM)eradicator Wrote:  How do you get a donkey to hold still enough to paint it so that you can pass it off as a zebra?

How do Colombians get the donkey to hold still when they have sex with it?



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RE: Owning a Zebra
(07-31-2018 06:40 AM)eradicator Wrote:  How do you get a donkey to hold still enough to paint it so that you can pass it off as a zebra?

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RE: Owning a Zebra
Should I paint it white first and add black stripes or black with white stripes. Asking for a friend.
10-31-2018 09:01 AM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
I'm here strictly cause of Horus:
Quote:This is a very underrated thread. It's up there with the zebra owning thread and I think it needs a little more recognition.

http://https://www.rooshvforum.com/threa...age-5.html

Apparently some tour operators have bred zebroids for Mt.Kenya treks.

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR_js_-F5w8

They're resistant to sleeping sickness and have greater stamina than horses.


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